Crazy for You (musical)

Crazy For You is a two act tap dancing musical comedy for stage written by Ken Ludwig, featuring music by Ira and George Gershwin. Bobby [Sung] Bad news go 'way! Call 'round some day In March or May - I can't be bothered now. Polly [Sung] I got rhythm, I got music, I got my man -- Who could ask for anything more? Dialogue Bobby: I'm here to audition. Zangler: Not now! Bobby: Mr. Zangler! You don't understand. When I go to your office, they throw me out. Zangler: Good. I give them a raise. Irene: We have been engaged for five years. Now when are we getting married?! Bobby: We're not. Irene: Of course we are. Bobby: Oh no we're not. Irene: Don't be ridiculous. I have the wedding all planned. The guest list is up to nine hundred. Bobby: Great. Big crowd. You won't even miss me. Lank: Mister. Do you see this gun? Bobby: Ya? Lank: It tends to have a mind of its own.Bobby: [Looks at the gun, then at Lank] Vun out of two ain't bad.Eugene: In our part of the world we have a few sayings for this sort of thing.Stiff Upper Lip.Patricia!: Chin Up!Bobby: [As Zangler, upon arriving in Deadrock to put on a show] So. Who vould like to audition? [No response]Bobby: To be in show. [No response]Bobby: To vork with girls.Cowboys: [Erupting immediately] Yes sir! O-kay! Now you're talkin'!Lank: You are close to an idiot! [Bobby looks at him, then takes a giant step away]Lank: That isn't funny.Everett: Invest in something. Start a --- casino.Lank: Don't be stupid! Who would come to Nevada to gamble?!Zangler: Tessie! I have come three thousand miles just to be vith you! [He starts kissing her arm and works his way to her neck.]Tess: Stop it, stop it. Would you - Oooooh. [She's momentarily turned on; then gets a hold of herself] Bela, how many times do I have to tell you?! I don't enjoy your company, I'm bored when I'm with you, and I don't find you even remotely attractive. Zangler: You see? Ve could be married already.Everett: You know, I just love seeing you kids perform. That's how I got started. I tap danced for ten years. Patsy: Wow! I get tired after ten minutes!Bobby: Thanks. Polly: What for?Bobby: A lot of fun. A few broken teeth. [Sung] The way you wear your hat, The way you sip your tea, The memory of all that -- No, no! They can't take that away from me!Mrs. Child: Where's your head?!Bobby: Deadrock. Mrs. Child: I didn't ask what's in it.The Girls: [Sung] The man who only lives for making money Lives a life that isn't necessarily sunny; Likewise the man who works for fame -- There's no guarantee that time won't erase his name The fact is The only work that really brings enjoyment Is the kind that is for girl and boy meant. Fall in love -- you won't regret it. That's the best work of all -- if you can get it.Polly: You wanna dance, Bobby?Bobby''': Who could ask for anything more? External links Category:Musicals Category:Tony Award for Best Musical