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Stupidest Statement of the Year
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Stupidest Statement of the Year was an award given out by the World Stupidity Awards until 2007.
2003
There were no nominations for Stupidest Statement of the Year in 2003.
2004
Winner
Major combat operations have ended in Iraq.
U. S. President George W. Bush2004 Stupidest Statement of the Year, StupidityAwards.com
Nominees
Nick, why does this Chicken of the Sea taste like tuna?
Jessica Simpson
YYEEEAARRGHHHHH!!
Vermont Governor Howard Dean
I do.
Britney Spears
It was a wardrobe malfunction.
Justin Timberlake
2005
Winner
They never stop thinking of new ways to harm our country or our people, and neither do we.
U. S. President George W. BushBush wins "Stupidest Statement", Darth Vader Accepts on his behalf, StupidityAwards.com
Accepting on Bush's behalf was Darth Vader
Nominees
Can you handle my truth?
Britney Spears2005 The Nominees, StupidityAwards.com
Go fuck yourself.
U. S. Vice President Dick Cheney
Nooooooooooooo!
Darth Vader, in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
That's hot.
Paris Hilton
2006
Winner
My family and I are deeply sorry for all that Vice President Cheney and his family have had to go through this past week.
Harry Whittington, after Dick Cheney shot him in the face (17 February 2006)2006 World Stupidity Award Winners, StupidityAwards.com
Nominees
No fruit loops!
Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein on his breakfast of choice while in jail
They think work is a four-letter word.
U. S. Senator Hillary Clinton, speaking about kids today
I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency.
U. S. Vice President Dick Cheney on Iraq
What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?
Mel Gibson to female Sergeant in Malibu, California following his arrest for drunk driving
Stupidest Statement by President George W. Bush
2006 saw the introduction of a new category.
Winner
Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.
To F. E. M. A. director Michael Brown in a televised address
Nominees
I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.
Peter, are you going to ask that question with shades on?
To legally-blind reporter Peter Wallsten; Bush later apologised, saying he was unaware of Wallsten's blindness, and that while he likes to needle the press, "next time I'll use a different needle."
Wow! Brazil is big.
After being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva
It's in our country's interests to find those who would do harm to us and get them out of harm's way.
2007
Winner
I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to [locate the U. S. on a world map] because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should—our education over here in the U. S. should help the U. S., uh, or, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children.
Caitlin Upton at the 2007 Miss Teen USA Pageant (24 August 2007)2007 News, StupidityAwards.com (20 December 2007)Miss Teen USA 2007 - South Carolina answers a question, YouTube.com
The Yale Book of Quotations designated the response the second most memorable quote of 2007"Don't Tase Me, Bro" tops '07 memorable quote list by Arthur Spiegelman, Reuters.com (19 December 2007)
Nominees
Childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.
U. S. President George W. BushPresident Bush: "Childrens do learn...", YouTube.com (27 September 2007)
Le soleil tourne autour de la terre.
English translation: The sun rotates around the earth.
French T. V. show contestantEn France, le soleil tourne autour de la terre, Tagtele.com (31 May 2007)
In Iran, we don't have homosexuals. In Iran, we don't have this phenomenon.
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad'No homosexuality here': The Iranian president's claims are difficult to sustain, faced with a centuries-old tradition of homoerotic themes in Persian and Arabic literature by Brian Whitaker, TheGuardian.com (25 September 2007)
I'm not taking the chance on some motherfucker. I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore, whatever—it's not 'cause she's black. It’s because we use the word nigger sometimes here. I'm not going to take a chance ever in life for losing everything I've worked for for thirty years 'cause some fucking nigger heard us say nigger and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over. I'm not taking that chance at all, never in life. Never. Never.
Duane Chapman of Dog the Bounty HunterDog the Bounty Hunter - Racist Rant, YouTube.com (2 November 2007)
References
External links
World Stupidity Awards
Official website used to be at www.stupidityawards.com but is no longer on-line.
Category:Comedy