Toy Story 2

thumb|220x220px Toy Story 2 is a 1999 film produced by Pixar Animation Studios and released by Walt Disney Pictures as a sequel to Toy Story. After escaping Sid Phillips' house and moved into Andy's new house, Woody (voiced by Tom Hanks) is stolen by a toy collecting man named Al McWhiggin (voiced by Wayne Knight). So Buzz Lightyear (voiced by Tim Allen) and the gang embark on adventure in Tri-County city for their rescue mission. Directed by John Lasseter, Ash Brannon and Lee Unkrich. Written by John Lasseter, Peter Docter, Ash Brannon, Andrew Stanton, Rita Hsiao, Doug Chamberlain and Chris Webb. The Toys Are Back In Town! (taglines) Woody [repeated line] Ride like the wind, Bullseye! Buzz Lightyear Oh no, he's stealing Woody! Excuse me. Excuse me. A little quite please. Thank you. Woody once risked his life to save me. I couldn't call myself his friend if I weren't willing to do the same. So, who's with me? Good job, troops. We're that much closer to Woody. Am I really that fat? Nice roping, cowboy! Your hat, partner. Darn it, Woody! Jessie Yee-hah! It's you! It's you! It's you, it's you, it's you! It's really you! Yee-hah! Oh, Bullseye, we're part of a family again! That critter needs help! Stinky Pete Idiots! Children destroy toys! You'll all be ruined! Forgotten! Spending eternity rotting in some landfill! Mr. Potato Head Okay, fellas, let's roll! Oh, that went well. Nice going there, Hamm. So how about having a toy with fingers drive. I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud. Quit clowning around and get in the car! Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back. Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes! Slinky Dog Whoa! Pork bellies are falling. Rex Don't do it, Woody! We love you! [while seeing Al breaking into a lock box] I can't watch! Could someone please cover my eyes? He can't take Woody! It's illegal! Somebody do something! You'd think with all my video game experience I'd be feeling more prepared. Hey, guys, it's not the walls; it's the elevator! Hamm Turn into the spin, Barbie!! You know, I think that Buzz aisle went to his head. Uh-oh. Hey, heads up down there! Have you heard of Kung Fu? Well then, get ready for pork chops! Oh, I seriously doubt he's getting this kind of mileage. Bo Peep Why would someone steal Woody? Al McWhiggin Original hand-painted face. Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest! Hmm, a little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had your hand-stitched, polyvinyl hat! I found him! I found him, I found him! I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday. All the way to work! It's like printing my own money. Don't touch my mustache! Andy Davis Hey, Woody, ready to go to Cowboy Camp? Oh, wow! New toys! Cool! Thanks, mom! It's Bazooka Jane and her jet-propelled horse! Andy's Mom I'm sorry, honey, but you know, toys don't last forever. Mrs. Potato Head I'm packing you your extra pair of shoes, and your angry eyes, just in case. [outtakes as the end credits roll] And if you get hungry, here's some cheese puff's, and a key. I don't know what it's for, but you'll never know. [outtakes] And a golf ball, if you have time for golf, and a plastic steak, and a rubber ducky, and a yo-yo. Tour Guide Barbie I'm Tour Guide Barbie. Please keep your hands, arms, and accessories inside the car and no flash photography. Thank you. Wheezy Bye, Woody. Bless you, Woody. Emperor Zurg [first words as laughs] Come to me, my prey. [repeated line] So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time! Destroy Buzz Lightyear. Destroy Buzz Lightyear. Destroy Buzz Lightyear. Others Aliens: [repeated line] You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful. Girl: Mommy, Mommy! Can we get it, please? Mommy, please? Girl's mom: Oh, honey. You don't want this toy. It's broken. Airline rep: Here's the rest! Luggage carrier #1: Hold it! There's a couple more bags coming from the terminal! Luggage carrier #2: Too late! Put 'em on the next flight! Dialogue [In the video game, Buzz reaches for Zurg's power source, only to find that it is a mirage. Suddenly, it disappears and Zurg emerges out from the center of the stage]Zurg: So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time! Buzz: Not today, Zurg![Both start battling, with Buzz holding a footprint that fell down after he was jumping to each one and fell down. Buzz throws the footprint to Zurg and groans, then Buzz jumps over and Zurg blasts the top half of Buzz's body off, then laughs maniacally. The words "Game Over" then appears.]Rex: Oh no! No! No, no, no, no!Buzz: Oh! You almost had him. Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg! Buzz: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am. Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the "fire" button and jump at the same time.[Buzz leaps onto the car, which takes off the track, spins through the loop, and goes off a jump, where Buzz jumps off and lands next to Woody to help him up]Buzz: Woody, are you alright? Woody: [grunts] Yeah, yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay, here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: Batteries need to be changed, toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated, oh and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay. Buzz: Woody, you haven't found your hat yet, have you? Woody: No! And Andy's leaving for Cowboy Camp any minute! And I can't find it anywhere. Buzz: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours, you'll be sittin' around a campfire with Andy, makin' delicious, hot schmoes! Woody: They're called s'mores, Buzz. Buzz: [quickly and a bit embarrassed] Right, right, of course. Has anyone found Woody's hat yet? Sarge: Keep looking, men! Dig deeper! Negatory! Still searching! Hamm: The lawn gnome next door says it's not in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'. Bo Peep: It's not in Molly's room. We've looked everywhere. Mr. Potato Head: I found it! Woody: You found my hat? Mr. Potato Head: Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring. Oh, my little sweet potato! Mrs. Potato Head: Oh, you found it! Oh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house. Woody: Oh, great. That's just great. This will be the first year I'll miss Cowboy Camp, all because of my stupid hat! Bo Peep: Woody, look under your boot. Woody: Don't be silly. My hat is not under my boot. Bo Peep: Will you just look? Woody: [sighs as he lifts his boot] You see, no hat; just the word "Andy". Bo Peep: Uh-huh, and the boy who wrote that will take you to camp with or without your hat. Woody: I'm sorry, Bo. It's just that... I've been looking forward to this all year. It's my one time with just me and Andy. Bo Peep: You're cute when you care. Woody: [embarrassedly] Bo, not in front of Buzz. Bo Peep: Let him look. Al: [on TV; first words] Hey, kids! This is Al from Al's Toy Barn, and I'm sitting on good deals. Ow! I think I'm feeling a deal hatching right now. Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got boats for a buck. Beanies for a buck... Woody: Rex, turn it off! Someone's gonna hear! Rex: Which one is off? Al: [on TV] Buck-buck-buck! And that's cheap-cheap-cheap! So hurry on down... Hamm: For cryin' out loud, it's this one. I despise that chicken. Slinky: Fellas! Fellas! I got some good news, and I got some bad news. Mrs. Potato Head: What news? Slinky: Good news is I found your hat, Woody. Woody: My hat! Oh, Slink! Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you. Where'd you find it? Slinky: Well, that's the bad news. Rex: Oh, it's Buster! Sarge: Canine alert! Man your battle stations! Let's move, move, move! Rex: What happened? Mr. Potato Head: Woody's been shelved.[Later, a boy riding a bike throws a newspaper at the house. Woody is asleep when the car pulls up outside the house. He wakes up and sees Andy jumping out and riding on a toy horse]Andy: Yee-haw! Ride 'em, cowboy! Whoo! Yeah, giddy-up! Yeah, giddy-up! Woody: He's back? Hey, everybody! Andy's back! He's back early from cowboy camp![The toys are playing cards and look up to Woody. Hamm is at the door and hears Andy's footsteps coming closer.]Hamm: Places, everybody! Andy's coming![The toys scatter to their places and Woody freezes as Andy enters the room.]Andy: Yeah! [humming The Lone Ranger theme] Hey, Woody, did you miss me? Giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up, giddy-up. Ride 'em, cowboy! [sees the rip in Woody's arm and frowns] Ohh, I forgot. You're broken. I don't wanna play with you anymore.[Andy drops Woody and he falls towards the deck of cards on the floor and as he hits them, he keeps falling through the blue area until he goes into a black circle and lands in a trash can. Woody looks around to see lots of broken toy hands and parts beside him.]Woody: [gasps] No. Andy! No! No, Andy! No! Andy, Andy, Andy![The toy parts grab Woody by the neck and drag him downward as Andy appears.]Andy: Byeee, Woody. Woody: No, no! ANDY![Andy puts the lid on the bin, making it go black. Woody wakes up from a nightmare and sees his ripped arm around his neck.]Woody: Wheezy, is that you? Wheezy: Hey, Woody. Woody: What are you doing up here? I thought Mom took you to get your squeaker fixed months ago. Andy was so upset. Wheezy: Nah, she just told him that to calm him down, and then... put me on the shelf. Woody: Well, why didn't you yell for help? Wheezy: Well I tried squeaking, but I'm still broken. No one could hear me. [tries squeaking, but coughs instead] Besides, [gasps] the dust aggravates my condition. Woody: Sarge, emergency roll call! Sarge: Sir, yes sir! Red alert! All civilians fall in position now! Single file! Let's move, move, move! Buzz: Hamm? Hamm: Here. Buzz: Potato Head, Mr. and Mrs.? Potato Heads: Here. Buzz: Troikas. Check, check, check, check, check. Hamm: All right. Let's review this one more time. At precisely 8:32-ish, Exhibit 'A,' Woody, was kidnapped. Exhibit 'B,' a composite sketch of the kidnapper. Bo Peep: He didn't have a beard like that. Hamm: Fine. Etch, give him a shave. Slinky: The kidnapper was bigger than that. Hamm: Oh, picky, picky, picky. Mr. Potato Head: Let's just go straight to Exhibit "F." The kidnapper's vehicle. Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction. Hamm: Your eyes are in backwards. It went the other way. Mr. Potato Head: Hey, put a cork in it. Rex: How do you spell "FBI"? [destroys the "crime scene"]Mr. Potato Head: My crime scene! Hamm: Oh, why don't you watch where you're going, "Godspilla"? Rex: I didn't know there was a crime scene. Mr. Spell: Lazy toy brain. Lousy try, Brian. Rex: What are you doing, Buzz? Buzz: It's some sort of message encoded on that vehicle's ID tag. Mr. Spell: Liz try bran. Mr. Potato Head: It's just a license plate. It's just a jumble of letters. Hamm: Yeah, and there are about 3.5 million registered cars in the tri-county area alone. Mr. Spell: Lou's thigh burn. Mr. Potato Head: Oh, this can't help. Let's leave Buzz to play with his toys. Buzz: Toy. Toy. Toy. Hold on! [types the keyboard and presses the button]Mr. Spell: Al's Toy Barn. Mr. Potato Head: Al's Toy Barn! Buzz: Etch, draw that man in the chicken suit. Rex: [gasps] It's the chicken man! Buzz: That's our guy. Hamm: I knew there was something I didn't like about that chicken. Jessie: Prospector said someday you'd come. Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln! The Prospector! He'll wanna meet ya! [whistles for Bullseye to get the Prospector] Say hello to the Prospector. Woody: I-It's a box. Jessie: He's mint in the box. Never been opened. Prospector: [first words] Turn me around, Bullseye, so I can see. Why, the prodigal son has returned. Bo Peep: This is for Woody when you find him. [kisses Buzz]Buzz: [clears his throat] All right, but I don't think it will mean the same coming from me. Wheezy: Mr. Buzz Lightyear, you just gotta save my pal Woody. [coughs]Buzz: I'll do my best, son. Buzz: We'll be back before Andy gets home. Mrs. Potato Head: Don't talk to any toy you don't know! Buzz: To Al's Toy Barn, and beyond![On "Woody's Roundup" TV show, Jessie's animal friends run to Woody to come to her rescue]Woody: [on TV] What's that? Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens? Rabbit: [on TV] Mm-hmm. Woody: [on TV] Ride like the wind, Bullseye! Woody: All right! All right! Next tape! [However, the TV is turned off] Hey, wait, wait, wait. What... What happened? What happens next? Come on! Let's see the next episode! Prospector: That's it. Woody: What? Prospector: The show was canceled after that. Woody: Wait, wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and the... and the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show. I mean, why cancel it? Prospector: Two words: Sput-nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys. Woody: I know how that feels. But still, my own show! Jessie: Oh! Hey, look at us! We're a complete set! Prospector: Now it's on to the museum! Woody: Museum?! [stops running in surprise and slides into Jessie and Bullseye, knocking them and himself off the record and onto the table] What museum? Prospector: The museum! We're being sold to the Konishi Toy Museum in Tokyo! Jessie: That's in Japan! Woody: Japan? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I can't go to Japan. Jessie: [chuckles] What do you mean? Woody: I gotta get back home to my owner, Andy. [lifts his boot] Hey, look, look, see? Jessie: [gasps] He still has an owner. Prospector: Oh, my goodness. Jessie: No. Can't go. I can't do storage again. I just can't! Prospector: Jessie. Jessie. Jessie: [shaking his box frantically] I won't go back in the dark! Woody: Wh-What's the matter? What's wrong with her? Prospector: Well, we've been in storage for a long time, waiting for you. Woody: Why me? Prospector: The museum's only interested in the collection if you're in it, Woody. Without you, we go back into storage. It's that simple. Jessie: It's not FAIR! How can you do this to us?! Woody: Hey, look, I'm sorry, but this is all a big mistake. You see, I was in this yard sale, and-- Prospector: Yard sale? Why were you in a yard sale if you have an owner? Woody: Well, I wasn't supposed to be there; I was trying to save another toy when-- Prospector: Was it because you're damaged? Hmm? Did this Andy break you? Woody: Yeah, but... No, no, no, no! It was an accident. I mean-- Jessie: Sounds like he really loves you. Woody: It's not like that, okay?! And I'm not going to any museum! Jessie: Well, I'm not going back into storage! Hamm: [turns away] All right, nobody look 'till I get my cork back in. Buzz: Good work, men. Two blocks down, and only 19 more to go. Rex: What?! Other toys: 19?! Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me. Buzz: Come on, fellas! Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket? Other toys: No. Buzz: No! And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van? Mr. Potato Head: Oh, ya had to bring that up. Buzz: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now let's move out! [walks off]Announcer: And that concludes our broadcast day.[static]Hamm: Hey, Buzz, can we slow down? May I remind you that some of us are carrying over $6 in change? Rex: Losing health units. Must rest. Buzz: Is everyone present and accounted for? Slinky: Not quite everyone. Buzz: Who's behind? Slinky: Mine.[Pause while Slinky's back half catches up with the group]Hamm: Hey, guys! Why did the toys cross the road? Buzz: Not now, Hamm. Rex: Oh, I love riddles! Why? Hamm: To get to the chicken, on the other side! [laughs][The toys whoop and holler as they see Al's Toy Barn across the street]Rex: The chicken![The road leading to Al's Toy Barn on the other side has a tonne of traffic in the way of the toys]Rex: Oh well, we tried. Buzz: We'll have to cross. Other toys: What? Mr. Potato Head: You're not turning me into a mashed potato. Slinky: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is. Buzz: There must be a safe way.[Geri the cleaner rings the bell at Al's apartment. Al opens the door]Al: Oh, thank goodness, you're here. Geri: Is the specimen ready for cleaning?[Geri sets his tools up and ready to fix and clean Woody]Al: How long will this take? Geri: You can't rush art. Employee: Hey, Joe, you're late, We've got a ton of toys to unload. Joe: All right. All right. I'm comin'. I'm comin'. Slinky: Whoa, Nelly, how are we going to find Woody in this place? Buzz: Look for Al. We find Al, we find Woody. Now move out![After minutes of process, Geri has finished fixing and cleaning Woody and places him back into the glass case]Geri: There you go. [chuckles] He's for display only. You handle him too much, he's not gonna last. Al: It's amazing! You're a genius! He's just like new![Buzz reaches for Buzz #2's utility belt. Suddenly, Buzz #2 grabs Buzz's arm]Buzz: Ow! What are you doing? Buzz #2: You're in direct violation of Code 6404.5 stating all space rangers are to be in hyper-sleep until awakened by authorized personnel. Buzz: Oh no. Buzz #2: You're breaking ranks, ranger! [opens his wrist communicator] Buzz Lightyear to Star Command: I've got an AWOL Space Ranger. Buzz: Tell me I wasn't this deluded. Buzz #2: No back talk! I have a laser, and I will use it! Buzz: You mean the laser that's a light bulb? [activates the laser of Buzz #2; Buzz #2 gasps]Buzz #2: Has your mind been melded? You could've killed me, Space Ranger. Or should I say traitor?! [turns on laser that beams onto Buzz's forehead]Buzz: [walks away] I don't have time for this. Buzz #2: [keeping his laser beam on Buzz] Halt! I order you to halt! Slinky: I beg your pardon, madam, but where's Al's office? Tour Guide Barbie: Please hold all questions until the end of the tour. Thank you. Rex: Aah! My source of power! No! Come back! [the manual disappears below a shelf] NO!!! [turns back to chase after the car] Hey! Come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboard! Slow down! Aah! Tour Guide Barbie: Remain seated please. Permanezcan sentados, por favor. Buzz: Ow! Listen to me, listen to me, you're not really a Space Ranger, you're a toy! We're all toys! Do you hear me? Buzz #2: Well, that should hold you until the court marshall. Buzz: Let me go! You don't realize what you're doing! Hamm: Hey, Buzz! Buzz #2: Halt! Who goes there? Mr. Potato Head: Quit clowning around and get in the car! Rex: Buzz! Buzz! I know how to defeat Zurg! Buzz #2: You do? Rex: Come on, I'll tell you on the way. Buzz: No no, guys! You've got the wrong Buzz! You've got the wrong Buzz! Hamm: Say, where'd you get that cool belt, Buzz? Buzz #2: Well, slotted pig, they're standard issue. Prospector: Woody, don't be mad at Jessie. She's been through more than you know. Why not make amends before you leave, huh? It's the least you can do. Woody: All right. But I don't know what good it'll do. Prospector: How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college... or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up... and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.[pause]Woody: Who am I to break up the Roundup gang? Slinky: Pardon me gentlemen, but have either of you seen a cowboy doll with a bad arm? Blue Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: Why no, I haven't. Red Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot: Hey, he was talking to me! Blue Robot: No, he was talking to me! Red Robot: Why, you! I'll...[They start fighting each other until Blue wins]Rex: You see, all along, we thought the way into Zurg's fortress was through the main gate, but in fact, the secret entrance is to the left, hidden in the shadows. Buzz #2: [taking notes] To the left in the shadows, got it. Slinky: It's him. Hamm: The chicken man.Buzz #2: Funny, he doesn't look like poultry. Slinky: That's the kidnapper, all right. Buzz #2: A kidnapper! An agent of Zurg if I ever saw one. Slinky: How are we going to get up there? Rex: Maybe if we'd find some balloons, we could float to the top. Mr. Potato Head: Are you kidding? I'd say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom, and pretend we're delivering a pizza. Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? With fries and a hot dog? Rex: What about me? Hamm: Maybe you could be the toy that comes with the meal. Hamm: Uh, Buzz, why not just take the elevator? Buzz #2: They'll be expecting that.[Buzz #2 uses Mr. Potato Head's eye to see what Woody and his roundup gang are up to in Al's apartment.]Mr. Potato Head: Buzz, can you see? What's going on? [pokes his eye through the vent] To the left. No, your left. Take it up higher. Buzz #2: What's happening? Mr. Potato Head: [frightened] Oh, it's horrible! They're torturing him! Rex: [gasps] What are we gonna do, Buzz?! Buzz #2: Use your head![Buzz #2 and the others use Rex as a battering ram.]Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!!![The toys quickly charge at the vent and break through to the apartment.]Woody: Hold it, now! Hey, you don't understand! These are my friends! Rex: Yeah, we're his friends! Woody: No, Rex, I mean they're my friends! Buzz: Hold it right there! Other toys: Buzz?!?! Buzz #2: You again? Buzz: Woody, thank goodness you're all right. Woody: Buzz, what is going on? Buzz #2: Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment. Buzz: No. I'm Buzz Lightyear. Buzz #2: I am Buzz Lightyear! Buzz: I'm Buzz Lightyear! Woody: So, who's the real Buzz? Buzzes: I AM!! Buzz #2: Don't let this impostor fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move. Buzz #2: Will somebody please tell me what's going on? Buzz: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546. Buzz #2: You mean it's a... Buzz: Yes. Buzz #2: And he's a... Buzz: Oh, yeah.[Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]Buzz #2: [to Woody] Your Majesty. Buzz: Woody, you're in danger here. We need to leave now. Rex: Al's selling you to a toy museum in Japan! Woody: I know. It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go. Rex: What? Hamm: Are you crazy? Woody: Look, the thing is I'm a rare Sheriff Woody doll, and these guys are my Roundup gang. Buzz: Woody, what are you talking about? Woody: What am I talking about? Woody's Roundup! Oh, it's this great old TV show, and I was the star. [shows himself on TV to Buzz] See, now, look! Look! Look at me! See? That's me! Hamm: This is weirding me out. Woody: Buzz, it was a national phenomenon. And there was all this merchandise that just got packed up. Oh, you should've seen it. There was a record player and a yo-yo...Buzz, I was a yo-yo! Mr. Potato Head: Was? Buzz: Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go. Woody: Nah, Buzz. [sighs] I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They need me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever. Buzz: Woody, you're not a collector's item. You're a child's plaything. You... are... A TOY! Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz, huh? You tell me! Buzz: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy... because I believed him. Woody: Well, you wasted your time. [turns away][Upon hearing what Woody said, the other toys watch in sadness.]Buzz: Let's go, everyone. Slinky: What about Woody? Buzz: [walks back to the vent] He's not coming with us. Rex: But Andy's coming home tonight. Buzz: Then we'd better make sure we're there waiting for him.[The other toys make their way back to the vent. Slinky hesitates before entering.]Woody: I don't have a choice, Buzz. This is my only chance. Buzz: To do what, Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? [sarcastically] Some life. [re-enters the duct and closes it]Woody: [after seeing a human boy hugging him on the set of "Woody's Roundup"; sighs] What am I doing? [gets off the duct tape] Buzz! Wait! Wait! Prospector: Woody, where are you going? Woody: You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world. [runs to the heat duct]Prospector: No! Woody: Buzz! Buzz: Yes? Buzz #2: Yes? Woody: I'm coming with you! [pause] Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'll be back in just a second. Buzz: Way to go, cowboy![Right when the Prospector is out of his box, he rudely screws the heat duct back in place to prevent the rest of the gang's escape.]Jessie: [shocked] Prospector?! Woody: You're out of your box! Prospector: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures. [angrily taps his pickaxe onto the remote, turning off the TV]Woody: Wait a minute. You turned on the TV last night, not Jessie! Prospector: Look, we have an eternity to spend together at the museum. Let's not start off by pointing fingers, shall we? Woody: You really are Stinky Pete, aren't you? Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair! Prospector: Fair?! I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now! [angrily throws his box back into his display case]Woody: Buzz! [struggles to open the duct] Help, Buzz! Guys! Prospector: It's too late, Woody! That silly Buzz Lightweight can't help you. Woody: His name is Buzz Lightyear! Prospector: Whatever. [opens his box] I've always hated those upstart space toys. [angrily climbs back into his box]Zurg: So, we meet again, Buzz Lightyear, for the last time! Buzz #2: It's Zurg! Rex: Aah! [simultaneously with Buzz #2] It's Zurg! Watch out! He's got an ion blaster! Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. I have won. Buzz #2: I'll never give in! You killed my father! Zurg: No, Buzz. I am your father. Buzz #2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Al: Come on, come on, come on! Rex: [to Buzz #2] Aah! Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just need to believe in yourself! [gasps as Zurg aims his "ion blaster" at Buzz #2's head]Zurg: [to Buzz #2] Prepare to die! Rex: [turns away] Aah! I can't look! [accidentally knocks Zurg away with his tail]Zurg: [as he falls down the elevator shaft] Wh-Wh-Wh-Whoa! Rex: I did it! I finally defeated Zurg! Buzz #2: [forlornly] Father... Rex: How are we going to get him now? Mr. Potato Head: Pizza anyone? [camera pans to reveal the Pizza Planet delivery truck]Buzz: Go, go, go! Buzz #2: I got it! [catches a ball fired by Zurg]Buzz: [bumps into Buzz #2] Buzz, are you coming? Buzz #2: No, I...I have got a lot of catchin' up to do with my dad. [throws the ball back at Zurg]Zurg: [last words; ball hits him on his head] Good throw, son. That's my boy. Go long, Buzzy! [fires another ball]Buzz #2: Oh, you're a great dad! Yippee! Buzz: [dons a Vulcan salute] Farewell. [runs off with the other toys]Al: Listen, fly boy, the contents of that case are worth more than you make in a year! You got that, sport? You be careful! Airport clerk: I understand, sir. Al: Do you have a 'fragile' sticker or something you can put on that? 'Cause I know what goes on back there. Airport clerk: Don't worry, sir. Al: I had a box of cookies once that came back as crumbs! Slinky: Buzz! Buzz, my back is going to Baton Route! Buzz: Slinky! Hamm: Here we come, Woody! Mr. Potato Head: Woody, here we come! Rex: Woody! Hamm: Nice flash though.[Buzz catching up with the case]Buzz: Okay, Woody, let's go! Prospector: [punches Buzz off the ramp] Take that, space toy! Woody: Hey! No one does that to my friend! [fights the Prospector but the Prospector shoves him off]Prospector: [reopens the rip in Woody's arm] Your choice, Woody. You can either go to Japan together or in pieces. If he fixed ya once, he can fix you again. Now get in the box! Woody: Never! Prospector: Fine! [raises his pick to finish Woody, but gets stunned by flash cameras]Buzz: [grabs the Prospector] Gotcha! Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys! You'll all be ruined! Forgotten! Spending eternity rotting in some landfill! Woody: Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime. [points to something off-screen] Right over there, guys! Prospector: [last words; whimpers] No! NOO! NOOO!! [the toys place him into a Barbie backpack][a girl finding the Prospector in her backpack next to the Barbie doll]Amy: Look, Barbie, a big, ugly man doll. Oh, he needs a makeover. Barbie: Hi! You'll like Amy. She's an artist! [the Prospector bursts into tears and starts crying]Amy's mother: Come on, hon. Woody: Happy trails, Prospector. Buzz: What's a cowboy without his hat? Woody: Buzz! Buzz: [to Jessie] Uh, ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go. Jessie: [embraces Buzz] Well, aren't you the sweetest space toy I've ever met? Hamm: Uh, hey, Rex, I could use a hand over here. Rex: I don't need to play. I lived it! Hamm: No, no, no, no! Oh, nuts! Al: [on TV; last words as crying] Welcome to Al's Toy Barn. We've got the lowest prices in town. Everything for a buck-buck-buck…BWAHAHHAHAHAHA! Hamm: Well, I guess crime doesn't pay. Woody: Oh, Andy did a great job, huh? [flexes his arm] Nice and strong! Bo Peep: I like it. Makes you look tough. Aliens: You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful. Mrs. Potato Head: You saved their lives? Oh, my hero! They're so adorable! Let's adopt them! Aliens: Daddy! Mr. Potato Head: Oh no... Woody: Wheezy, you're fixed! Wheezy: Oh, yeah. Mr. Shark looked in the toy box and found me an extra squeaker. Woody: And how do you feel? Wheezy: Oh, I feel swell. In fact, I think I feel a song coming on.[last lines]'' Buzz: You still worried? Woody: About Andy? Nah. It'll be fun while it lasts. Buzz: I'm proud of you, cowboy. Woody: Besides, when it all ends, I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company... for infinity and beyond. Taglines The Toys Are Back! The Toys Are Back In Town! Cast (voices) Tom Hanks as Woody Tim Allen as Buzz Lightyear/Utility Belt Buzz Joan Cusack as Jessie Kelsey Grammer as Stinky Pete Don Rickles as Mr. Potato Head Jim Varney as Slinky Dog Wallace Shawn as Rex John Ratzenberger as Hamm Annie Potts as Bo Peep Wayne Knight as Al McWhiggin John Morris as Andy Davis Laurie Metcalf as Jennifer Davis Estelle Harris as Mrs. Potato Head R. Lee Ermey as Sarge Jodi Benson as Tour Guide Barbie Jonathan Harris as The Cleaner Joe Ranft as Wheezy (speaking voice) Robert Goulet (singing voice) Andrew Stanton as Emperor Zurg Jeff Pidgeon as Squeeze Toy Aliens/Mr. Spell External links 0120363 Toy Story 2 Category:1999 computer-animated films Category:1999 American animated films Category:American films Category:Animated comedy films Category:Animated fantasy films Category:Computer-animated films Category:Sequel films Category:Films directed by Lee Unkrich Category:Screenplays by John Lasseter Category:Screenplays by Pete Docter Category:Toy Story Category:Pixar Category:Films directed by Ash Brannon Category:Films directed by John Lasseter Category:1999 English-language films Category:American sequel films