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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde
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Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde is a 2003 film about a lawyer who goes to Washington, D.C. to try to get a ban on animal testing.
Directed by Charles Herman-Wurmfeld. Based on the novel by Amanda Brown. Written by Kate Kondell.
Bigger. Bolder. Blonder
Elle Woods
This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.
Oooooh! Nice briefcase!
I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!
Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress.
I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.
So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America! Speak up!
Paulette
Who's ready to discharge?! Or petition a bill...or whatever!
Oh My God! You look like the Fourth of July! It makes me want a hot dog real bad!
Or something really classy-like white leather! I'll call the guy who did my car seats!
Her Beagle's name is Dolly Madison, which was my grandma's stripper name!
Take this sentence. The dragon enters blank. If any adverb fits into that sentence, it makes sense.
Representative Rudd
Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.
Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!
Other
V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website: We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to.
Lady at Versace: You've got the wrong Versace.
Dog Spa receptionist: Your dogs are gay!
Timothy McGinn: Write a bill, Britney.
Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.
Dialogue
Emmett: You know what I thought when I first met you?
Elle: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?
Emmett: You fall asleep during the West Wing.
Elle: Yea, but have you seen what they're wearing?
Elle: Hello, Tom Brady's football team! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.
Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it's capitol Barbie.
Reena: She's so... shiny.
Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.
Congresswoman: [looking over her new hairdo] You have the full support of the Sunshine State!
Paulette: Thank you Ohio!
Paulette: Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked.
Serena: You didn't.
Paulette: I busted a window.
Elle (In a speech): Speak up, America!
Reena (watching Elle on TV): It's time for me to speak up! I think Timothy is smokin'! (jumps on Timothy and knocks him to the ground, kissing him)
Taglines
Bigger. Bolder. Blonder
This summer. . . justice is blonde.
Join the party!
Cast
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods
Sally Field - Rep. Victoria Rudd
Regina King - Grace Rossiter
Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette
Bruce McGill - Stanford Marks
Dana Ivey - Congresswoman Libby Hauser
Mary Lynn Rajskub - Reena Giuliani
Jessica Cauffiel - Margot
Alanna Ubach - Serena McGuire
J Barton - Timothy McGinn
Stanley Anderson - Michael Blaine
Bruce Thomas - UPS Guy
Bob Newhart - Sid Post
Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
Ruth Williamson - Madeline Kroft
External links
0333780 Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde
legally_blonde_2_red_white_and_blonde Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde
The official Legally Blonde 2: Red, White and Blonde site
Category:Comedy films
Category:Legal films
Category:2003 films
Category:Sequel films
Category:Blond
Category:Films set in Washington, D.C.
Category:Films about animal rights
Category:Films about lawyers