Beavis and Butt-head (season 11)

Beavis and Butt-head (1993–1997, 2011, 2022–present) is an American animated television series that originally aired on the cable television channel MTV. It followed the misadventures of two teenagers, Beavis and Butt-head. Season eleven originally aired from 3 September 2025 to 10 December 2025. Pilots • Seasons 1 • 2 • 3 • 4 • 5 • 6 • 7 • 8 • 9 • 10 • 11 • 12 • Specials • Music videos • MTV programming • Feature film • Sequel film • Album • Main "Braces" [11.01] [after Beavis knocks a caramel apple from Butt-head's mouth with a bat] Beavis: Uh, what are those things that look just like your braces? Butt-head: Wait a second... [goes to a car window, and sees his reflection, and that his braces have come off] ... I'm beautiful... Beavis: Yeah, you really do look different without your braces, Butt-head. Butt-head: That's because I'm hot now, Beavis. Beavis: Oh yeah. Butt-head: I mean, I was hot before, now I'm like, even hotter. Beavis: Whoa! So um, so what's it like? Butt-head: You know how it's like, cool when you see a chick's butt? Beavis: Um, yeah, yeah. Butt-head: Well, I'm like that now, Beavis. I'm like a chick's butt, but to chicks. Beavis: Well, they managed to get most of your teeth back in, that's pretty cool. Butt-head: Yeah, and now I have to wear these braces until I'm like, 25. Beavis: Yup, and you still never scored. Butt-head: That nurse said I'm still beautiful on the inside. Beavis: Yeah, that means you're ugly, I think. Butt-head: I know, Beavis. Shut up. "Heart Attack" [11.02] [after Butt-head suffers a heart attack and falls down the stairs] Old Beavis: What's wrong? Old Butt-head: [breathing heavily and straining] Pain... in my chest... I can't breathe... Old Beavis: Yeah, that's cool, yeah. Old Butt-head: My left arm is numb... Old Beavis: Oh, you know what you should do? You should spank your monkey. It'll feel like someone else is doing it. Old Butt-head: Oh yeah, good idea... [tries to move] Ugh... I can't... Old Beavis: Well that sucks. It wasn't cool. [as one of their neighbors sees Butt-head laying at the bottom of the stairs] Female Neighbor: Oh my God! Sir, are you okay?! Old Butt-head: Ugh...ohhh... Female Neighbor: Is there anything I can do? Old Butt-head: [panting] Y-yes... there is... one thing... you can do... Female Neighbor: What?! What is it?! Old Butt-head: ... m-me... Female Neighbor: Creep! [slaps him] [as Beavis reads a children's book titled Good Morning Caterpillar] Old Beavis: I don't get this book. What happened to the caterpillar? ... Who's this moth? See, this is why I never read. "Plumber's Helpers" [11.03] [as Todd works on a pipe under the sink] Old Beavis: So do you remember that time when you threw us in your trunk by the railroad track? Todd: No. Old Butt-head: Uhh, do you remember when you threw us in your trunk at the pool? Todd: No. Old Beavis: What about the time when you threw us in your trunk by the creek? Remember that one? Todd: ... huh. I guess I do remember messing with a couple of losers who were always in my face. Old Beavis: Yes! Yes! He remembers us! Old Butt-head: Those were the happiest times of our lives. Old Beavis: We wanna be plumbers! Old Butt-head: Yes! Teach us, Todd. Teach us the way of the pipe. Todd: You know, maybe I do owe you for all the crap I did back in the day. They call it bullying now, I guess. Old Beavis: Yeah, bullying is cool. Todd: Bad news, pussies. Since you guys went in the shit pipe, there's been a downturn in the plumbing business. You're fired. Old Beavis: Well, at least we helped you out, you know? Todd: Uh, you didn't. I just made you touch a lot of shit. Old Beavis: Cool, um, so you're gonna pay us, right? Todd: No, I'm not gonna do that. Old Butt-head: Yeah, Beavis. He's not gonna do that, dumbass. "A.I." [11.04] Beavis: I wonder if A.I. could help us score. Butt-head: Of course it can, dumbass. If it can destroy jobs and homework, it must score all the time. "Scent of a Dumbass" [11.05] Beavis: Hey Butt-head, what's that stuff we took from the army guy? Butt-head: Uh, let's see. [tries to read a label of mace] Ma- mas... masay? Masay. It must be from France or something. Beavis: Yeah, cool, yeah. Mahseur! Mahsoir! Beavis: I can't find the spray hole. [looks closer] Let's see... oh yeah. [about to spray the mace] Butt-head: Wait, Beavis, stop! Beavis: What is it? What? Butt-head: You said "hole." [they both cackle] Beavis: Oh yeah, I guess I did. Thanks Butt-head. That was close. [after both boys mace themselves in the face and are in agony on the ground] Beavis: Um Butt-head, is cologne supposed to hurt? Butt-head: Yeah, dumbass. That's how you know it's working Beavis: Yeah, but my face feels all hot and stuff, and it hurts to see things. Butt-head: Well, nobody said scoring was gonna feel good. Beavis: Oh yeah, that's true. I'm gonna score no matter how much it sucks! "New Couch" [11.06] Old Butt-head: Well, back to the daily grind. Old Beavis: Yup. Cash the unemployment check, buy beer, drink it, fall asleep on the couch. Still can't seem to get ahead. "Nuts" [11.07] Doctor: Now you went into what's called anaphylactic shock. You're lucky it only took an hour for someone to find you and call 911. Beavis: Yeah, that's cool, yeah. Doctor: I think you may have had an adverse reaction to nuts. Beavis: [cackling] Nut. Yeah I like to nut. It's one of my passions, you know what I'm saying? Nut... Doctor: Now, did you have any nuts today? Beavis: As a matter of fact, I did. It was in the shower. You know, I kinda use the shower curtain and some conditioner, you know? Doctor: Huh. How often are you having nuts? Beavis: Oh, I don't know. Sometimes like, four or five nuts a day or something. Doctor: And when you have a nut, how do you feel? Beavis: Oh well, you know, good. That's why I do it. Doctor: Interesting. Beavis: These questions are weird. Doctor: I'm afraid what's happening here is you're allergic to nuts. Beavis: What? Doctor: It appears to be a very serious nut allergy. I'm gonna need you to cut out nuts altogether. Beavis: No way! Are you serious? Doctor: Very. If you have another nut, you could die. Beavis: No! NO! Doctor: You're gonna be okay. As long as you are very careful to avoid nuts. Beavis: Can I have a nut if it's with a chick? Doctor: Absolutely not. Beavis: This sucks! What if I nut on accident because Megan Pisarchik bends over or something?! Doctor: Look, you just have to be very careful. I would avoid even touching a nut. Beavis: Well I don't wanna do that. That's disgusting. Doctor: If it makes you feel any better, I'm allergic to nuts myself, and I haven't had a nut for over 20 years. Beavis: Why would that make me feel better?! That you're a wuss?! Goddammit! Doctor: It drives my wife crazy because she loves nuts, but can't have them in the house. Beavis: This is the worst day of my life! Damn it! Beavis: [severely depressed] Butt-head, I can never spank my monkey again... and I can never score, or I will die. Butt-head: Uh, really? Beavis: Yes, it's true. Butt-head: Uh, then I guess your nads are only good for one thing, Beavis. Beavis: What's that? [Butt-head kicks him in the testicles] AHHHH! Why do they still have to hurt?! [as Beavis sits alone and depressed at lunch] Teen Girl: Hey, are you okay? Your name's Baxter, right? Beavis: Eh, it doesn't matter. Teen Girl: I just joined the Highland Teen Outreach program, and you look like you might be depressed. Beavis: Yeah. The doctor gave me some very bad news. Very bad. Teen Girl: Oh no, the same thing happened to my aunt because she smoked. Beavis: Your aunt can't spank her monkey? "Bike" [11.08] Old Beavis: There's Stewart's house. Goddamn dirty butthole. Stewart, son of a bitch... he stole my bike. [Butt-head rings the doorbell] Old Butt-head: That's right, he sure did. When he opens this door, you should kick his ass. [Stewart answers the door] Old Stewart: Beavis and Butt-head? You finally came over to visit! Old Beavis: Damn you, Stewart! I'm gonna kick your ass, because you stole- Old Stewart: Do you wanna come in for a beer? Old Beavis: A beer? Yeah okay, yeah yeah. Yeah, that sounds pretty good, sure. Beer would hit the spot. [time passes; Beavis and Butt-head are chugging cans of beer] Old Stewart: This is what it's all about, right? Beers with your best friends from high school. I mean, I'm not a big drinker, but Caitlyn made some of her famous cucumber-water- Old Beavis: Is there anymore beers? Old Stewart: No, uh, sorry guys, I think that's it- Old Beavis: That's enough, Stewart! There's a time in a man's life when he's not gonna take it anymore! So today, I am gonna kick your fatass- Old Stewart: This is just like old times. Let's get some pizza! Old Beavis: Yeah, yea, pizza sounds cool, yeah. Okay, yeah. Buy us some pizza. [more time passes and the pizza is all gone] Old Stewart: Man we had some good times. Hey, remember when you locked me in the closet and forgot I was in there? You guys. Always giving me the business- Old Beavis: Shut up, butthole! It's finally time to kick your ass! Old Stewart: [the door opens] Oh! Caitlyn's home from the pool. Old Beavis: Okay, yeah, let's check out what your wife looks like in a bathing suit. That'll be cool, yeah. Old Butt-head: Ooh! Good idea. Old Beavis: Hey Butt-head, I think we got enough coins out of the river to get the bike fixed. Old Butt-head: Uh, that means it's enough money to buy beer with, dumbass. Old Beavis: Oh yeah, yeah. Beer rules. You're a good friend, Butt-head. Old Butt-head: You're damn right. "Life Savers" [11.09] "Tattoo" [11.10] "Too Big to Fail" [11.11] "Metal Detector" [11.12] "Depositors" [11.13] "Nacho Shake" [11.14] "Ear" [11.15] "Dearly Departed" [11.16] "The Mission" [11.17] "Beavis H" [11.18] "Work From Home" [11.19] "Bed and Breakfast" [11.20] "Million Dollar Reward" [11.21] "Get Well Soon" [11.22] "Oldholio" [11.23] "The Discoverers" [11.24] Cast Mike Judge—Beavis Mike Judge—Butt-head Mike Judge—Mr. Anderson See also Daria External links http://www.mtv.com/shows/beavis_and_butthead/ 0105950 Beavis and Butt-Head [[Category:Beavis and Butt-head seasons}11]]