Animal Control (TV series)

thumb|right|300px|Don't do it. You'll bleed to death.Animal Control (2023–2025) is an American sitcom, airing on Fox, about a group of animal control workers in Seattle beginning to see their lives complicated by humans and not so much by animals. Season 1 Weasels and Ostriches [1.01] Fred: Knock it off. This is not fun for me. This is not fun. Can I help you, Frank? Frank: They must smell something on your clothes. What kind of detergent do you use? Rabbits and Pythons [1.02] Frank: They look pretty chill to me. Cougars and Kangaroos [1.03] Fred: The next 3 weeks that Frank spent for 2 days. Emily: Hey, stop that, Frank. Dogs and Bears and Minks [1.04] Frank: I'm not gonna sit here and listen to a play-by-play of your escapades, alright? You're gonna have to find somebody else for that. Emily: Hey, everyone. We just got a 911 call on a bear. Get this, in a hot tub. Cows and Raccoons [1.05] Frank: So the intentions are getting done now. Did she just lock us in here? Fred: Yes, they do. But right now we're trying to de-escalate so when you're done being right, the crane will be outside, ready and waiting. Skunks and Llamas [1.06] Frank: Dammit! Frank: Amen. I'll see you at work. Peacocks and Pumas [1.07] Frank: Alright. Well, if you are going to stay then we all need to be mellow and chill. Emily: Okay. How chill? Hellhounds and Sturgeons [1.08] Emily: Are you kidding me? PDA in the parking lot. Frank: I hope there's another one of those. Dogs and Geese [1.09] Victoria: Hey. How was your big date night with Maya? Frank: This is the best dog in the house. Toby and I actually started here the same week. Pigs and Minks [1.10] Emily: Don't do it! Frank: Yeah. If you don't know what a mammal is by fifth grade I'm gonna take you down. Birds and Foxes [1.11] Shred: Bye-bye. Dispatch: Truck 12. We have a report of a fox at Xavier Skate Park at 3245 Olive Street. Truck 12 responding. Unicorns and Mountain Lions [1.12] Emily: Okay. This little girl sent me a letter asking for a unicorn license. This is like exactly what I would have done when I was little. Frank: We're making an actual unicorn license for Sophie and then I'm gonna take it to her house and present it to her. Season 2 Raccoons and Mutts [2.01] Frank: It's mating season, Shred. Shred: Birds do it mid-air, frogs attached to other frogs, a lot of dumpster humping. Love is in the air. Cats and Monkeys [2.02] Emily: Congratulations. How many did Templeton's broke ass precinct have? Frank: As of morning, 75. Tortoises and Labradors [2.03] Shred: Our shift ends in 5 minutes. I think I'm gonna order Pad Thai for dinner. Frank: Don't do it. You'll jinx us. You order food, we'll get another call. You're young and proud and think that you can thwart fate, right? Big Dogs and Mini Horses [2.04] Dispatch: RSVP's to the Patel/Shred Escrow Closing Party keep rollin' in. Emily: So, if I can talk to Monster, he can tell me where he got his dragon. And by the way, never trust Google Translate. Dogs and Chickens [2.05] Emily: Why is the chicken out?! Shred: Wait. Are we still gonna be able to puzzle at lunch? Bunnies and Veggies [2.06] Shred: You got it! Emily: Hold on, this says that my secret admirer is finally ready to reveal themselves tomorrow morning at 9:00 am. Skunks and Swans [2.07] Shred: So you wanna go global. Frank: You wanna talk about qualities. Emily: This sandwich is incredible. Bulls and Potbellies [2.08] Frank: Hi. Emily: Don't touch the bulls! Beagles and Lemurs [2.09] Emily: Okay, Shred. Frank: Lemurs live in Madagascar. Season 3 Giraffes, Gorillas and Penguins [3.01] Crossing Signal: Walk. Walk. Walk. Dispatch: Truck 8, there's a report of a gorilla at Overlook Park. Rattlers and Gators [3.02] Frank: You're not gonna die today. Emily: Look, it's just a rattlesnake bite, and it wouldn't be an issue if we had anti-venom in the truck's cooler instead of your variety pack of Otter pops. Patel: We're coming. Hold on, Frank! Goats, Snakes and Dogs [3.03] Frank: Did y'all find the record for this yet? Emily: Nothing yet. I just keep getting "In Memoriam" tribute videos. Shred: Ha-ha-ha! Baby Kangaroos and Chickens [3.04] Fiona: Oh. Emily: Okay, people. Fiona Holcomb is hosting the fundraiser tonight for our new annex kennels, and as you know, we're bringing Toby, the baby kangaroo. Hot Dogs and Lobsters [3.05] Crash: Don't worry, buddy. The heroes have arrived. Both: Ew! Buffaloes and Beavers [3.06] Emily: I did send two emails and then a follow-up text to everyone with zero replies, but here I am, in person again, just to say I’m taking a personal day. Patel: It kind of feels like this could’ve been an email, Emily. Shred: Guys, this is Emily’s business, and therapy is a sign of strength, not weakness. Emily: Thank you, Shred, but I’m not going to therapy. Victoria: You don’t have to white knuckle it; we all need therapy. Frank: Don’t listen to her. Keep stuffing it down, sister. It works. Ducks and Penguins [3.07] Frank: 100 days, 6 hours, 44 minutes, 45 now, approximately. That's how long we've been chasing this oily flightless bird. Frank: Damn. That was much better than sex. Party Animals [3.08] Frank: 1, 2, 3. Shred: Is that Alexander Skarsgård? Emily: No, I get that all the time. Frank: Okay, fine. Whatever. Retrievers and Fruit Bats [3.09] Victoria: You’re only five minutes late. Emily: Six, actually. I’m sorry I let you all down. Victoria: Shouldn’t I do that? On account of me texting since I was seven and you wearing your cell phone on your belt up until last year? Strays and Lovebirds [3.10] Frank: Where is he? We need eyes on him. Frank: It's gotta be me. You've done too many times by him. Season 4 Cast Joel McHale - Frank Shaw Vella Lovell - Emily Price Michael Rowland - Fred "Shred" Taylor Ravi V. Patel - Amit Patel Grace Palmer - Victoria Sands Recurring Gerry Dee - Commissioner Templeton Dudge Kelli Ogmundson - Dolores Stubb Alvina August - Dr. Colette Summers External links 21376524 Animal Control Category:2020s American single-camera sitcoms Category:Fox sitcoms Category:Cancelled shows Category:Television shows featuring audio description