Dallas Buyers Club

thumb|Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club! Dallas Buyers Club is a 2013 film about an AIDS patient who began smuggling unapproved pharmaceutical drugs into Texas when he found them effective at improving his symptoms. Directed by Jean-Marc Vallée. Written by Craig Borten and Melisa Wallack. Dare to Live. Ron Woodroof Let me give y'all a little news flash. There ain't nothin' out there can kill fuckin' Ron Woodroof in 30 days. That shit is purer than a preacher daughter's pussy, right there. I swear it, Ray, God sure was dressin' the wrong doll when he blessed you with a set of balls. Watch what you eat and who you eat. Would you stop starin' at her tits, Rayon, you're startin' to look normal. Sometimes I feel like I'm fighting for a life I ain't got time to live. Welcome to the Dallas Buyers Club! Rayon You know what? You don't deserve my money, you homophobic asshole. [to Ron] I've been looking for you, lone star. Dialogue Ron Woodruff: Did ya'll hear that Rock Hudson was a cocksucker? Damn shame, all that fine Hollywood pussy going to waste on a guy who smokes his friends. Rog: Who the hell's Rock Hudson? Clint: He's an actor, dumbass. Haven't you seen North by Northwest? Ron Woodroof: I don't want a nurse. I want a doctor. I want a goddamn doctor now! Dr. Eve Saks: Well, how can I help you? Ron Woodroof: You fucking deaf, lady? Hmm? Dr. Eve Saks: No, I'm a fucking doctor. Rayon: I'm Rayon. Ron Woodroof: Congratulations... fuck off and go back to your bed. Rayon: This guy says that the Florida Buyers Club is cheaper. Ron Woodroof: Well then, tell him to go back to the FUCKIN' SUNSHINE STATE! Dr. Sevard: You don't know what the drugs are. He's got HIV... Tucker: [surprised] Woodruff? Ron Woodroof: AIDS... I got AIDS. Won't you come in, join the party. Ron Woodroof: Guess who's going to Mexico, lookin' for a hot date? Dr. Eve Saks: Do I look like someone who takes vacations? Ron Woodroof: A little tequila, sunshine and tacos never hurt anybody. [Rayon visits her estranged father to ask for money] Rayon's Father: Well, I suppose I should thank you for wearing men's clothes and not embarrassing me. Rayon: [sarcastically] are you ashamed of me Because I hadn't realized that? Rayon's Father:Oh God,help me... Rayon: He is helping you, I have AIDS! Richard Barkley: Mr Woodroof, I'm afraid that you're nothing more than a common drug dealer, so if you'll excuse us... Ron Woodroof: Oh, I'm the drug dealer? No, you're the fuckin' drug dealer. I mean, goddamn, people are dyin'. And y'all are up there afraid that we're gonna find an alternative without you. Cast Matthew McConaughey - Ron Woodroof Jennifer Garner - Dr. Eve Saks Jared Leto - Rayon Steve Zahn - Tucker Dallas Roberts - David Wayne Michael O'Neill - Richard Barkley Denis O'Hare - Dr. Sevard Griffin Dunne - Dr. Vass Jane McNeill - Francine Suskind James DuMont - Rayon's father Bradford Cox - Sunny, Rayon's lover Kevin Rankin - T. J. Lawrence Turner - Larry Matthew Thompson - Effeminate Man Adam Dunn - Neddie Jay Joji Yoshida - Dr. Hiroshi External links http://focusfeatures.com/dallasbuyersclub 0790636 Dallas Buyers Club dallasbuyersclub dallas_buyers_club_2013 Dallas Buyers Club Category:2013 films Category:2010s American films Category:Biographical films Category:Drama films Category:Independent films Category:LGBT-related films‎ Category:Films about drugs Category:Films about HIV/AIDS Category:Films set in Dallas Category:Cross-dressing in films Category:Films about disability Category:Films set in the 1980s