Fired Up!

Fired Up is a 2009 American comedy film about two high school football players who decide to become cheerleaders in order to be around female cheerleaders. Directed by Will Gluck. Written by Freedom Jones. 2 Guys. 300 Girls. You Do the Math. (taglines) Dialogue Nick: Hey, I’m Nick. Shawn: Shawn. Can we use your ball? Nick: Let’s bet how many times he says “shit”. I say seven. Shawn: No way, 10. Nick and Shawn: Hey, coach! Coach Byrnes: You shitheads think you’re the shit? That you don’t need to pay attention out there? I’ll kick the shit outta ya. You pumped for football camp? Shawn: Eh, I guess so. Nick: Yeah, two weeks without girls. Who wouldn’t be pumped? Coach Byrnes: Don’t mess with me, shit-dick. I’m gonna push ya like you’ve never been pushed before. Your muscles will ache, your head will throb. You’ll shit blood out of holes you never knew you had. Nick: Well, at least we’re gonna be in Daytona Beach. Coach Byrnes: No, no. They changed it up this year. Camp’s gonna be in El Paso, Texas. Hotter than your shithole. We’re gonna get you shits conditioned. Bus leaves Monday at 0-shit-hundred hours. Nick: Which is? Coach Byrnes: 4:45 am. Nick: Of course. Shawn: The usual. Nick: Mhmm. Coach Byrnes: Skip your morning shit and get down there. Nick: Ten “shits”, you win. How do you always know? Shawn: It’s a gift. I’m not proud of it. Nick: Hey, Carly. Carly: Yeah, I know, it’s the most beautiful name you’ve ever heard, my eyes look like forever and you love every bone in my body, especially yours. Nick: No, but that’s good. Do you mind if I use it? Shawn: No, no. No lines. We just wanted to wish you good luck at cheer camp. Carly: Sure, you do. I know your game. No girl left unturned. Shawn: What?! Nick: How dare you?! Shawn: Hiya, sis! Poppy: Why am I looking at you? Speak. Nick: Poppy, you’re getting so big now! How old are you? Poppy: I’m 60. Can we get past the small talk? The only time you come to see me is when you need something. What Tug mags? Mike’s Hard Lemonade? Another ride to the clinic? Nick: (appalled) Poppy! Nick: I think our bus crashed and we’re in heaven. Shawn: No. We would’ve heard: “We are crashing We, we are crashing”. Nick: So, what are you doing later? Diora: Not you. Coach Keith: (yelling) How do you spell “fired up”? Cheerleaders: F-U! Shawn: Not really… Nick: Uh-uh. (Shawn and Nick are sitting on each chair when they see a girl named Lanie Brown and then they wave) Shawn: Hi. Nick: Ooh, ooh, ooh. Dibs, dibs. Dibs on the blond with the butterfly tattoo. Dibs on that. I’d like that. Tell me who it is. Shawn: This is Lanie Brown. Nick: Lanie Brown. Shawn: Says she likes skiing, hip-hop, and playing with her cat, Sir Pembleton. Nick: Sir Pembleton? You serious? Shawn: I know, I’m not kidding. Nick: Wow, I’m gonna write her name in my book in no time. Shawn: I can’t believe you document your conquests in a book. Nick: My family owns a payroll company. Love keeping records. Shawn: It’s just weird. Nick: Tell it to your dog, FICA. Shawn: Oh, hey, Carly. Nick: What’s up, Tigers? Carly: Hey. Shawn: Going to take a shower? Carly: Yeah. I had my hand in some kid’s mouth this morning. Shawn: Good idea. I know where it’s been. Carly: And if I don’t get some flesh-eating virus from that, I probably will after I take a shower barefoot. I forgot to pack my flip-flops. Nick: Sucks to be you! See you later, gator. Shawn: Oh, here. Take mine. (He takes off his flip-flops) I brought two pair. Carly: Really? Shawn: Yeah. No problem. We’re teammates. Carly: Thanks. (She leaves and returns back to her friends) Shawn: Bye. Nick: See you later. (He hits Shawn) Shawn: Ow! Nick: Bro, what did I tell you? No hooking up with girls from our school. Shawn: I was just being nice. Nick: I don’t care, man. You know where nice leads. Do not poop where you eat, remember? That’s why there are no restaurants called The Bathroom. Shawn: There are bathrooms at restaurants. Nick: I was using a metaphor, Shawn. It is crazy that people think that you’re the smart one. (He hits Shawn again) Shawn: Ow! Nick: What’s up, ladies? (But Shawn pushes him) Shawn: Hi. Nick: You wanna borrow some flip-flops? All right, see you later. Carly: I know at the beginning… I might’ve been against you two joining the squad. Shawn: I believe you called us “godless douche-monsters.” Carly: Actually, it was “soulless beav-wranglers.” Taglines 2 Guys. 300 Girls. You Do the Math. Get Fired Up this Spring Cast Nicolas D'agosto as Shawn Colfax Eric Christian Olsen as Nick Brady Sarah Roemer - Carly Davidson David Walton - Dr. Rick AnnaLynne McCord - Gwyneth Juliette Goglia - Poppy Colfax Molly Sims - Diora John Michael Higgins as Coach Keith Danneel Harris - Bianca Margo Harshman - Sylvia Hayley Marie Norman - Angela Adhir Kalyan - Jack Philip Baker Hill as Coach Byrnes Eddie McClurg - Mrs. Klingerhoff Jack Sandvig - Downey Collins Pennie - Adam Nicole Tubiola - Marcy Smith Cho - Beth Masi Oka - Eagle Mascot Michael Blaiklock - Mookie Alan Ritchson - Bruce Shoshana Bush - Girl Kate Lang Johnson - Jennifer Jill Latiano - Haley Amber Stevens - Sara Francia Raisa - Marly Janel Parrish - Lana Madison Riley - Lily Jessica Szohr - Kara Tanya Chisholm - Denise Julianna Guill - Amy Heather Morris - Fiona Kelen Coleman as Maddy Kayla Ewell - Margot Jane Lindsworth-Calligan Rachele Brooke Smith - Tiger Cheerleader Kate French - Cute Captain External links 1083456 Fired up! Category:2009 American films Category:2009 English-language films Category:Comedy films Category:Teen films Category:Films directed by Will Gluck