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Ghosts (Season 3)
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Ghosts (2021–present) is an American single-camera sitcom, airing on CBS, about a young couple whose dreams come true when they inherit a beautiful country house, only to find it's both falling apart and inhabited by many of the deceased previous residents.
The Owl [3.01]
Samantha: The library is empty!
Jay: I can't see ghosts. I don't know why I went in there!
Jay: I'm gonna go beg Mark to let me ride the excavator, because I really need a win today.
Man of Your Dreams [3.02]
Pete: Wow, you guys did not have a lot to do back then.
Isaac: Other than invent democracy?
Sasappis: Ahem.
Isaac: Amongst Europeans?
Sasappis: It's my ghost power.
Pete: Holy guacamole!
He Sees Dead People [3.03]
Samuel Woodstone: Thank God your mother is currently involuntarily institutionalized with hysteria, because this would kill her!
Alberta: Skipping over pleasantries, I need a page turn in my People magazine.
Halloween 3: The Guest Who Wouldn't Leave [3.04]
Thorfinn: R-u-n-n-n-n-n-n-n!
Pete: Carol's a GHOST!!!
The Silent Partner [3.05]
Hetty: Even in these difficult times we must be precise.
Sasappis: What do we think Carol has in that big purse of hers?
Hetty: If there's a God, cocaine.
Sasappis: Do people keep pizza in their purses?
Hety: We'll find out when we look for the cocaine.
Hello, Brother [3.06]
Hetty: He's older than my father was when he died of old age.
Thorfinn: Very simple way to die.
The Polterguest [3.07]
Ghosts: Whoa!
Alberta: Oh, my god. How about that?
Holes Are Bad [3.08]
Hetty: I used to always say you can never have too much morphine, but apparently that is incorrect.
Pete: You're gonna have to go through the dirt.
Flower: Oh, that's cool. It'll be like Woodstock, there was a lot of mud.
The Traveling Agent [3.09]
Samantha: He discovered his ghost power. He can leave the property.
Robot: Bon appetit!
Isaac's Wedding [3.10]
Jay: Oh, my god. Is this wedding over yet?
Samantha: One second, Jay.
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