Ctrl+Alt+Del

August 2025 Ctrl+Alt+Del (CAD) is a gaming-related webcomic written by Tim Buckley, known online as Absath. 2002 Ethan: A talking, flying bottle of booze? Great, I've fucking snapped. 11/15/2002, Uh Oh Ethan: And yet, if I were to sneak in at night and plant an axe into your skull, I would go to jail. How is that justice?! 12/06/2002, The Last Straw 2003 Lucas: No! Fuck you! I am NOT downloading 160GB of porn for you! 01/03/2003, And Then There Was None Ethan: See, you're cute. You can't be a cute girl and play video games. This would tear the fabric of the universe. 01/15/2003, I...Uh...Slipped Grisham J. Hardbottle, P.I.: Like a tree, cut down in its prime, I was stumped. 02/01/2003 Case 132: Part 1 Ethan: A part of me has died today. It's all Britney Spears' fault. 02/26/2003, End of an Era 2004 Lucas: "...And then every single one of my brain cells cried out in joyful unison, that they would be spared further torment at the hands of this fucknut-saturated environment." 02/25/2004, Down in Flames Casey Collins: Girls aren't objects. They're people too. Treat them as such. Because remember - It's pretty fucking hard to play video games with broken thumbs! 03/20/2004, Functional Thumbs Lucas: You have an incredible ability to make me feel remarkably less self-conscious about my own geekiness. 06/30/2004, Whatever a Spider Can Ethan: Who dares knock on my door when I'm doing stuff, so that I have to get up, and stop doing stuff? 08/16/2004, Issue 124 And a Half 2005 Chef Brian: Yes Clancy! My existential shell is filled with the dreams of wild chipmunks! Thank you for asking! 02/16/2005, Hot Consternation Lilah: I'm going to die at the hands of an X-Box.. how embarrassing. 07/11/2005, I Blend Stuff Emma: Maybe if rock-climbing required a directional pad, you'd be more willing. Oh, maybe we can find a video game that lets us pretend to be out doing something exciting. 11/16/2005, Moving Mountains 2006 Zeke: Relax, I'm not going to squash your skull with a single hand or anything like that. 07/08/2006, Full Speed Ahead! Ethan: Phone, pillow says he'll suffocate me if you don't shut the hell up. I'm being held hostage by the bed linens. My life is in your hands, phone. 10/02/2006, Fuel For the Fire Ethan: Books are only for deaf and blind people that can't enjoy movies. 11/11/2006, Digital Rules 2007 Lucas: A gaming religion, eh? That sounds like another excuse to wear a silly hat and get himself or our personal belongings broken. 02/02/2007, It's a Wash Ethan: Demos are like conjugal visits. They give you a taste and then snatch it away, leaving you wanting more. 02/10/2007, Very Much Like 2008 Home Depot Employee: Yep, I've got just what you're looking for. This is our Colombian Drug Lord series of balcony railings and window frames. They all come equipped with stylish tie-hooks for easy access should you, your family, or a raiding law enforcement agency want to rappel down to a lower level instead of using the stairs. No villa hideout should be without them! 03/21/2008, They Come From Somewhere... Zeke: This is all backwards. Humans are supposed to be my bitches. 07/02/2008, Silent Treatment 2009 Ethan: This is five liters, man. That's like a hundred of our American gallons. 01/26/2009, Renovations Ethan: That's the 'idiot tax'. It's our fee for having to put up with your stupid questions. 03/18/2009, No Taxation Without Justification Mickey: I've never sarcasmed someone into a coma before, but I'm up for the challenge. 04/13/2009, That's Fair External links Ctrl+Alt+Del (webcomic) Ctrl+Alt+Del Category:Webcomics