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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
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Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd is a 2003 film comedy prequel to the 1994 hit movie Dumb and Dumber.
Directed by Troy Miller. Written by Robert Brener.
Go back to school with everyone's favourite dimwits. (taglines)
Lloyd Christmas
[after seeing chocolate stains all over Harry] Harry, why are you covered in poo?
So, did you give him some yet? You know some!
Man you got some serious self issues to work out my pudgy-ugly little friend.
There's only one way to settle this...make out contest.
Next time Turks handing out wedgies...your not going to get one! Na uh! Were done pal, finito, the end...Auf wiener schnitzel...Mozeltov!
You're it!
Harry Dunne
[thinking] Wow! She's actually making me feel hot. [is shown to be sitting on a heater] I didn't think the first time would hurt so much... [Out loud] ESPECIALLY IN THE ASS!
Then she said something about something.
I changed for dinner, I always change when I eat, except for breakfast and spazz meal.
Good one Captain Rob, he does look like a you-know-what!
Other
Women In Museum: The daddy polar bear was shot by hunter...just like your father!
Ms. Heller: I'm Ms. Heller the lunch lady...oh, damn! I mean your new teacher! ...Yeah!
Dialogue[Harry secretly repeats everything Lloyd says to Jessica]Lloyd: You have beautiful eyes!
Harry: You have beautiful eyes!
Jessica: Thank you.
Lloyd: [sees a dog] Hey, where'd you come from?
Harry: Hey where'd you come from?
Jessica: I was born in St. Louis.
Lloyd: Would you like me to pat your head?
Harry: Would you like me to pat your head?
Lloyd: I bet you want your head scratched.
Harry: I bet you want your head scratched.
Jessica: No why, we still have a lot to talk about.
Lloyd: I bet you... [dog barks at him] Don't you snap at me like that! You're lucky I don't punch you right in the face!
Harry: Don't snap at me like that! You're lucky I don't punch you in the face!
Lloyd: Oh, I remember you...how could I forget those big hairy nipples.
Harry: How could I forget those big hair nipples?
Lloyd: I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.
Harry: I can almost smell your stinky fenuter from here.
Walter: You like your butter, huh? We have some margarine if you want, you can just scoop it out of the tub.
Harry: No I'm fine, thank you.
Jessica's Mom: Oh, hello.
Walter: This is uh...Harry.
Jessica's Mom: You know, they make that in a womens suit to! (Harry covers himself a little with the jacket)
Walter: Jessica were eating!
Jessica: Meet me at the front door Lloyd.
Jessica's Mom: Well I see you like my rolls.
Harry: Sure, I like a women with some meat on her bones. So Charlie, what business you in?
Walter: The names Walter.
Lloyd: Jessica, you give him some yet?
Jessica: Some what?
Lloyd: You know, SOME.
Harry: You two timing slut! And you, I thought you were from St. Louis! I don't ever want to see you again!
Walter: (walks into bathroom to see melted chocolate all over the place) Oh, my God.
Harry: And I'm leaving! (he does so)Walter: (thinks the chocolate is fecal matter) He shit everywhere. THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE! DAMN IT!!! THERE'S SHIT ON THE WINDOWS! OH MY GOD! MY HOUSE IS FULL OF SHIT!! HE SHIT EVERYWHERE!! LOOK WHAT HE DID! HE SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL! GET UP HERE!(his wife screams)Jessica: When can I see you?
Lloyd: Uh, how about tonight at eight?
Walter: MY HOUSE IS FULL OF BILE! SHIT!! (to his wife) Calm down! Just calm down!
Jessica: Th-Thank you Lloyd, I got to go. I got to go for a little peek, see you at eight!
Lloyd: Date with Jessica, YEAH!
Walter: Look what he did! He shit all over the wall!
Lloyd: (He uses Harry as a shield against mud being splattered from a car tire) I got some dirt on my shirt. How gross is this? Harry?
Harry: (Harry gets struck by car)
Lloyd: WHOA! Harry? You got to look both ways buddy!
Harry: (Moans) ...Charlie!
Walter: Oh my god...it's you! Your that guy that crapped up my house. What are you- your covered in shit! My car is covered in shit! What are you doing? Oh my god! What is wrong with you? You come back here, I'm not cleaning this up! I'm going to have to have this towed. Come back here! Are you out of your mind? What is it with you and fecal matter, look at this!
Jessica: Wipe your feet. My parents are totally anal!
Harry: Oh, that's gross!
Taglines
Go back to school with everyone's favourite dimwits.
Before the first movie, there was high school. They missed the bus.
The evolution of dumb.
Cast
Derek Richardson as Harry Dunne
Lucas Gregory as 8-year-old Harry
Eric Christian Olsen as Lloyd Christmas
Colin Ford as Young Lloyd (Uncredited)
Rachel Nichols as Jessica Matthews
Eugene Levy as Principal Collins
Mimi Rogers as Mrs. Dunne
Luis Guzman as Ray the Janitor
Cheri Oteri as Ms. Heller
Bob Saget and Julia Duffy as Walter and Mrs. Matthews
Elden Henson as Turk
Shia LaBeouf as Lewis
William Lee Scott as Carl
Michelle Krusiec as Cindy "Ching-Chong"
Josh Braaten as Toby
Teal Redmann as Terri
Lin Shaye as Margie
Julie and Shawnie Costello as the Felcher twins
Timothy Stack as Doctor
Brian Posehn as Convenience Store Clerk
Katt Williams as Neighbor (Uncredited)
See also
Dumb and Dumber Dumb and Dumber To''
External links
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
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Category:Films directed by Troy Miller
Category:2003 American films
Category:Comedy films
Category:Prequel films
Category:Teen comedy films
Category:2003 English-language films