All That

All That (1994-2000, 2002-05, 2019-20) is an American sketch comedy television series created by Brian Robbins and Mike Tollin for Nickelodeon. 2007-02-11 First Run (seasons 1-6) Josh Server Other character: [Lori Beth Denberg, of Server's character Detective Dan] "What a moron". Detective Dan: "I think we've all learned a valuable lesson here today". Other character: [Amanda Bynes] "Yeah! I've learned that you're a moron!" Detective Dan: "Wait a minute! Where was I when this robbery was takin' place? Hmmmm...boys! Beat me, and then push me so I go flyin' out the window!" [The officers {Christy Knowings and Danny Tamberelli} accompanying Detective Dan do as he says] [Detective Dan is investigating a robbery, in which jewelry belonging to Mrs. Lipschitz {Lori Beth Denberg} has been stolen, and he is questioning Charles, the butler, who is clearly the culprit] Detective Dan: "You! You there! I'd like a coupla words with ya!" Charles: [guest star Douglas Brush {1921-2004}] "Uh...yes?" Detective Dan: [steps through the coffee table] "You wouldn't happen to know who mighta stolen Mrs. Lipschitz's jewelry, would ya?" Charles: "No. Not really. No". Detective Dan: "Seen anything at all...suspicious?" Charles: "No. Can't say that I have". Bernie: "My name is Bernie Kibbitz. AND I NEED PANTS!" Jerry Futile: [the host of You Can't Win!] "How many shoes?...Oo-oo-oo, wrong! The answer was nine. Nine shoes." Jerry Futile: "YOU...CAN'T...WIN!" Emily Maroon: "Wall...wall hit face. It hurt." Toby Braun: "With The Brute, you don't need a telephone!" [The Brute destroys the telephone] The Brute: [guest star Ron Lester] "I like flowers." Toby Braun: "ME, TOO!" Walter the Earboy: [of Henry Ross Perot {1930-2019}] "WAIT A MINUTE! I know a guy who has huge ears like mine and everybody likes him! He'll tell me what I should do!" [Each of Earboy's ears is approximately 8 inches high by 5 inches wide, and 17 square inches in area, and on the show, Perot is portrayed as having ears of about 16% of the area of Earboy's] Walter the Earboy: "Are you laughing at my dancing or my humungous ears?" Other character: [Alisa Reyes] "We can't decide". Superdude: [Kenan Thompson] "Well, if it isn't Milk Man!" Milk Man: "'Udderly' correct...Superdude! Hope my little visit doesn't sour your day!" Superdude: "That's putting it mildly! Last time I saw you, you were rotting in prison!" Milk Man: "And I have you to thank for putting me there! I hate when someone spoils my fun!" Jimmy Bond: "Wow, that is some penny!" Julio: [the assistant of Dulmont Jr. High School's lunch lady, Miss Piddlin] "Miss Piddlin? Here--here's more peas. Isn't that a lovely thing, more peas? I was just gonna set 'em down very slowly..." Mumbly Spice: "Flick in blob, a wig a wang jang blang; I mean, pop music, if it is, puh-tuh, hmmm, I mean cleeto, please, clang, you know." Tandy Spork: [Dullmont Jr. High School's home economics teacher] "Chocolate? Randy, once you've tasted the magical freshness of carrots, asparagus, broccoli, and green beans, you'll find that you won't even want to eat that nasty, silly chocolate anymore!" Lori Beth Denberg Herself: [hosting "Vital Information"] •"If your face looks like a fig, and it's your birthday...then happy birthday, fig face!" [Audience laughs] "Thank you". •"If you eat 42 strawberries, 78 bananas, 50 grapes, and 200 apples...then you're FULL OF FRUIT!" •"The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.* The dandruff on my uncle falls mainly on his spaghetti". •"Having a mouse in your pants is weird. Building a tiny gymnasium in your pants for the mouse to work out in is downright peculiar". •"If you're drinking apple juice, and it feels warm...odds are, that ain't apple juice". •"There's no real reason to play basketball naked". •"On Halloween, it's fun to go up to people's doors and say, 'Trick or treat'. On Groundhog's Day, it's fun to go up to people's doors and say, 'It's Groundhog's Day. Now let me look between your toes!'". •"It's not...'okay' to eat breakfast cereal out of your underpants. •"If a neighbor asks you if he can borrow a cup of sugar, you'll sound weird if you say...'Oh, you can have the sugar...if you let me drink out of your toilet...'". •"At fine restaurants, it's considered rude to butter yourself". •"If you're on a first date with someone, never stick your finger in their spaghetti, twirl it, and holler, 'Lookit, date; I'm makin' s'ghetti circles!'". •"It's not nice to go up to someone, shove waffles up their nose, and then say, ' Who 's got a nose fulla waffles? You do...'". •"When it rains, it pours. When it snows...it's cold". •"If you speak Spanish, and you don't want anyone to know, it's not smart to shout out, '¡EL ELEFANTE ES GRANDE, SEÑORITA!**'". •"If your friend's Mom asks you what you'd like to drink, don't say, 'Oh, nothin'. My mouth's fulla spit '". •"If you can't stand the heat...don't just start throwin' rocks at people". •"Twinkle, twinkle, little star; how I wonder...how in the world that song ever became so popular". •"Mirror, mirror, on the wall...LOOKIT ME; I'M A PERSON TALKIN' TO A PIECE OF GLASS!" •"Doggies say, 'Woof, woof'. Kitties say, 'Mee-yow'. I say, 'Get off my lawn, or I'm callin' the cops'". •"If you smell smoke in your house, yell, 'FIRE!'. If you smell smoke in your pants, yell, 'WHY AM I SMELLIN' MY PANTS?!'". •"It's a bad idea to go up to a policeman and say, 'Oh, Mr. Policeman, take me to prison, please". •"If your mother tells you to sweep the kitchen floor...don't hold your sister upside down and use her head as a broom".•"One potato, two potato, three potato, four. I rode a bike that had no seat, and now my butt is sore".•"Ten million years ago, dinosaurs ruled the Earth***. Ten minutes ago, I ruled the women's restroom".•"If it looks bad, smells bad, and tastes bad, then it might be...this olllld burrito!" •"It's nice to stop and smell the flowers. It's weird to stop and smell...this olllld burrito!"*This line is from My Fair Lady (©1964), and the correct version is "The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain".**This is Spanish for, "THE ELEPHANT IS LARGE, MISS!".***This was actually between roughly 200 and 65 million B. C. E..Miss Fingerly: "What are you eating there, young man?!"Student: [Kel Mitchell] "Um; just pudding, Miss Fingerly".Miss Fingerly: "Oh, I see. Well, I also see you don't have some for the rest of the class, do you?" Student: "Just one moment, please". [He leaves, and then returns with a green wheelbarrow that is filled with chocolate pudding, whipped cream, and a cherry that's roughly the size of his head, as well as a spoon for each student]Student: "Pudding, everybody?" [The entire class gathers at the wheelbarrow to help themselves to the pudding; this was the very first Miss Fingerly sketch]Miss Fingerly: "All right; now, that is not funny!"Miss Fingerly: "The classroom is no place to exchange ideas and information!"Miss Fingerly: "The classroom is no place for research."Miss Fingerly: "The classroom is no place to enjoy yourself."Miss Fingerly: "Good afternoon, students. I trust you all enjoyed lunch. I myself consumed a tasty chicken pot pie. Teachers love chicken pie...cock-a-doodle-pie!" [In Miss Fingerly's class, one of the students, Jenny {Bynes}, has invited some friends to celebrate her birthday, even though it's not her actual birthday, and they started singing "For She's a Jolly Good Fellow"]Miss Fingerly: "As far as I'm concerned, Jenny is not a jolly nor good and...clearly she's no fellow! Now, please; stop interrupting!"Miss Fingerly: "Now, who can tell me what 'dangling participles' are?"Student: [Angelique Bates] "Is that when a phrase in a sentence describes something it's not supposed to?"Miss Fingerly: "Quite correct. For example, in the sentence 'Cooking in her new microwave, Grandma was happy'...now, we all know that a grandmother cannot fit in a microwave..." [It would be clearer to say something like, "It made Grandma happy to use her new microwave to heat up her food"]Herself: "I want a rhinoceros...carved out of pure gold!"Larissa Oleynik: [cameo] "I just happen to have with me a...rhinoceros carved out of pure silver".Other character: [guest star Richmond Harrison] "It's a bird!"Other character: [guest star Virtic Emil] "It's a plane!"Sweaty Woman: "You two couldn't be more wrong! It's Superdude!"Other character: [Danny Tamberelli] "It's a Martian!"Other character: [guest star Zack McLemore] "It's a fancy cowboy!"Other character: [Server] "It's Kenan!"Sweaty Woman: "No; it's Superdude!"Miss Fingerly: "The classroom is no place for hiney-slappin'!"Loud Librarian: "Noisy! I thought I told you no talking! You talk, you walk!"Loud Librarian: "SILENCE! QUIET! STIFLE! HUSH! SHHH!"Loud Librarian: "SILENCE! NEVER ENTER THIS LIBRARY AGAIN!"Loud Librarian: [after closing the door and ringing the bell that she has recently put on it] "HUSH, BELL! THIS IS A LIBRARY, NOT A RINGAMERRARIUM!"Loud Librarian: "SILENCE! THIS IS A LIBRARY! NOT A SNEEZE HALL!"Loud Librarian: "QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! NOT A TALKATORIUM!"Loud Librarian: "I SAID 'SHUSH'! CAN'T YOU HEAR MY WORDS?!"Other character: [Christy Knowings] "You are not a very good librarian."Loud Librarian: "QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY!" (blows airhorn)Loud Librarian: "QUIET! THIS IS A LIBERRY!"Loud Librarian: "EVERYONE, QUIET! YOU SQUEAK...I FREAK!"Other character: [Amanda Bynes] "I'm sorry. I thought this was the library--"Loud Librarian: "WRONG...THIS IS THE LIBRARY, AND THAT MEANS NO NOISE! WHAT KIND OF LUNATIC ARE YOU?!"Connie Muldoon: "I was never in my car! We Muldoons don't believe in motor vehicles!"Herself: [singing] "I'm so proud of my new bunny; he wiggles his nose, and eats my honey; he tickles my toes, I tickle his tummy; and that's why I'm so proud. Proud, proud, proud; bunny, bunny, bunny..." Kenan ThompsonSuperdude: "I'm Superdude, the teenage superhero with powers that amaze the stupid."Superdude: "I'm Superdude, the teenage superhero with powers that make women sweat!"Sweaty Woman: [Denberg] "It's true!"Superdude: "I'm Superdude, the teenage superhero with powers that can make hamsters dance!"Superdude: "I'm Superdude, the teenage superhero who's always in the right place at the right time!"Superdude: [usually after his intro] "I also enjoy...fluffy stuffed animals, and...soft kisses, and...chatting on the phone long-distance."Other character: [Danny Tamberelli] "This Superdude is downright peculiar."Bill Cosby: "Eat at least one gallon of yellow pudding every day". [He often brings a bowl of vanilla pudding with him]Nasty Nancy: "You'd be nasty, too, iffin' you was a cowboy named...'Nancy'."Mavis: "Hey, Clavis, wake up; the show is over."Clavis: [Kel Mitchell] "Oh, yeah; kick it!"Mavis: "Hey, look at that, Clavis."Clavis: "Yeah, it's some kinda crazy camer-er-a."Mavis: [singsong] "Hello-o-o-o..."Clavis: [singsong] "Howdy-do-o-o-o..."Coldfinger: [of his ice-clad right pointer finger] "Look at my finger! It is so cold!"Quik'N'Fast customer: [Amanda Bynes] "Hey, I didn't want pennies!"Laneesha: "Oo-ooh, Miss Fussy was just beggin' for change, and now she don't want it!"Miss Piddlin: "Miss Piddlin almost let her bad temper and delicate mental conditions get the best of her..."Miss Piddlin: "Taste the peas! C'mon, little angel!" Miss Piddlin: [singsong] "Tell Miss Piddlin whatcha thinka the peas..."Miss Piddlin: "Careful, Miss Piddlin, don't lose your pea cool."Miss Piddlin: "JULIO!!"Miss Piddlin: "Oh; well, if you don't wanna eat peas, then don't eat nothin' at all!"Miss Piddlin: "Miss Piddlin is back--with her special salad. I like to call it...peas!"Miss Piddlin: [singing] "For Pea's a jolly good vegetable...for Pea's a jolly good vegetable...for Pea's a jolly good vegetable...which everyone loves to eat...".Spice Cube: [formerly Burt Spice; rapping] "Fuzzy little bunny, all cute and sweet; cuddly little rabbit, come play with me! Your ears are floppy, and your whiskers, they bend! You're so cute and fuzzy; won't you be my friend? Bo-o-o-oy!" Spice Boys fan: [Leon Frierson] "Will you guys sign my Spice Boy dolls for me? I got 'em all; they're so cool!"Spice Cube: "Oh, look how adorable your cute little dolls are! Of course we can sign your dolls...I mean, uh, they--they look real tough, ya know what I'm sayin'? Punks? Punks!"Other character: [Mark Saul] "Yeah, my question is for Burt Spice. Um, Burt...what's with your name?"Burt Spice: "What do--what do you mean?"Other character: [Mark Saul] "Well, you know, uh, Hairy Spice is hairy, and Dead Spice is, well, not living." [Dead Spice is a skeleton]Other character: [Mark Saul] "You're just Burt Spice; now, don't you think that's kinda lame?"Burt Spice: "Well, uh...no; the Spice Boys, we're all about music and boy power and friction. Trust me, nobody cares about my name."Ishboo: "In my foreign land, it is only proper that the guests sleep in the bed, and that you sleep on the floor!"Kay: [Angelique Bates; she and Ishboo are on a date, and she has just watched him dance] "Oh, Ishboo; where did you learn to dance like that? In your foreign land?"Ishboo: "Yes; when I was a small Ishboo, I accidentally sat on a hot stove. The excruciating butt pain taught me how to wiggle myself!"Other character: [Katrina Johnson] "Um...hey, Barry; can you give me ride home?"Baggin' Saggin' Barry: "Why; yes, I can." [From his trousers, he removes a white and lavender bike that is her size; the lavender parts include the tires]Other character: "Thanks."Baggin' Saggin' Barry: "There you go. Drive safely." [She takes the bike and departs] [As a result of Angelique Bates's departure from All That due to her contract expiring within the second season, Mandy is no longer on the Cooking With Randy & Mandy sketch]Randy: "Well, we all know how much Mandy loved chocolate. Unfortunately, during a recent chocolatey-wild weekend, Mandy lost her mind and consumed 479 pounds of pure milk chocolate. Last I heard, Mandy was locked away in a chocolate rehabilitation facility. We wish her well."Randy: [after tasting his dish, 'Burrito Surprise'--a chocolate-covered burrito] "That makes me wanna sing!" Randy: [singing to the tune of 'La Cucaracha'] "La chocolata, la chocolata..."Randy: "All right! Now, the next dish that I have prepared for you is called 'Chocolate on Top of Chocolate, Smothered in Chocolate'."Antoine: "What it is."Principal Pimpell: "As principal of Dullmont Junior High School, Principal William...Baines...Pimpell..."Principal Pimpell: [singing to the tune of Dry Bones] "The finger bone's connected to the...shin bone! The shin bone's connected to the...brain bone!..."Officer Ulcer: [of the U. S. S. Spaceship] "Aw! Nobody stops my engines cold!"Lester Oaks, Construction Worker: "Ho-ho-ho-...hold the fig neutrons there, mush bucket! The name is, Lester Oaks...Construction Worker!" Everyday French With Pierre Escargot [Each of these is the "translation" of a French phrase] •There are small children in my nose. •May I blow my nose in your sandwich? •You look like Stephanie, but you smell like Robert. •I'm sorry; I thought that was my pocket. •What time is it, and why do you smell like cheese? •Why is your butt talking? •[After speaking a 30- to 40-syllable French phrase in which he mentions Patrick Swayze {1952-2009}, the actor/singer] How are you? (Season 4, episode 15 ["LL Cool J"]) •Who are you, and why are you wearing my Daddy's panties? •I'm from Minnesota, and my name is Winnifred! •Kiss me! Squeeze me! Call me "Mrs. Beasley"! •May I take a nap in your nose? •I have not showered in 36 days! •May I pop my pimple on your lasagna? •Excuse me! I am not a drinking fountain! •Pardon me, but this tissue has already been used. •I told you I had gas. •I told you I had to throw up. •That's not an elf; that's my grandmother! •Mmmm! This men's room smells wonderful. •Who said you could live in my toilet? •That's not bubblegum. Bubblegum. That's not bubblegum. That's...Porkboy, the breakfast monkey. •Your grandfather looks pretty in that wedding dress. •Oo-la-la! That pumpkin sure knows how to rhumba! •Ewww! This looks like mustard, but it tastes like you! [Season 3, episode 12: "Mona Lisa"] •Where is the library, and why is your nose filled with ointment? •Do not clap your hands when I sneeze in your face. But please clap your hands for our musical guest...MONTECO! •You look different. Did you brush your nose hair? Katrina JohnsonRoseanne Barr: "I got a wicked rash".Henry Ross Perot: "No backtalk, Earboy, or I'll slap ya so hard, you'll be spittin' orange juice out your tippy-toes!" Earboy: [Server] "You know what's funny? I hear that a lot".Hillary: [one of Miss Fingerly's students, while the class is taking a history test] "I was just asking Bonnie what the answer to #1 is".Miss Fingerly: [Lori Beth Denberg] "Why do such a thing?!"Hillary: "Well...Bonnie knows...and I don't".Miss Fingerly: "Sassy! That's cheating, which is bad! Now, leave Bonnie be!" Kel MitchellEd: "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger; can I take your order?"Ed: "Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Is there anything in my nose?"Customer: [coordinating producer Tracy Lynn Sullivan] "I don't know." [She leaves in disgust]Ed: [singing] "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, 'cause we're all dudes, hey!"Ed: "Uhhh...no?"Ed: "That'll be eight bucks."Customer: [Johnson] "Ewwwww; you just got Good Burger bits all over my face!"Ed: "Uh...no?"Customer: "Yes, you did! You got some in my mouth!"Ed: "That'll be eight bucks."Customer: "What?! I'm not paying you for your regurgitated burger bits..."Customer: [Johnson] "Can I get a strawberry shake with a Good Burger, please?"Ed: "Here you go." [He hands her a Good Burger covered with strawberry shake]Customer: "Ewwwww!"Ed: "Oh. It's a new thing. Combo."Customer: [Tricia Dickson] "I won! I won!"Ed: "Whoa, you one?"Customer: "Yes!"Ed: "Well...you look so much older."Customer: "Um...yeah. Anyway, I have a winning ticket here for one free Good Meal!" (She shows Ed her winning ticket from the Scratch & Win Ticket game that Good Burger is having)Ed: "One free Good Meal! That'll be eight bucks."Customer: "No...you're not supposed to charge me money".Pizzaface: "Hey! Don't bag on Walter like that!"Pizzaface: "I'm Pizzaface...Walter's friend."Repairman: "I'm...Repairman-man-man-man-man-man..."Repairman: [after "repairing" a family's flickering lamp] "That lamp won't be giving you any more trouble; I repaired it!"Father: [Kevin Kopelow] "No. No, you didn't. You killed it".Younger daughter: [Johnson] "You squashed our helpless lamp!"Repairman: "It was nothing!"Mother: [Lori Beth Denberg] "It was horrible! You're a bad repairman!" [The rest of the family, including the older daughter {Alisa Reyes}, looks at her]Mother: "...man-man-man-man-man!"Okrah: "Today on the Okrah show, you'll be entertained by other people's tragic lives."Lump Maroon: [only dialogue] "Jupiter!" [Lump and his brother Emily and sister Chuck {Reyes} have knocked down their neighbor, who has returned Emily's missing trousers]Emily Maroon: "We knocked down Grandma!"Neighbor: [Thompson] "Look! I ain't your Grandma! All right?! I'm not related to you Maroons in any way!"Lump Maroon: "Jupiter."Neighbor: [pointing to Lump] "Especially him!"Coach Kreeton: "No, no, no...NO! Don't dance like a buncha crazy dancin' people! This is volleyball; not one of them rock'n'roll videos with the...hoodlum music!" [Mavis {Kenan Thompson} and Clavis {Kel Mitchell} are sitting in the audience, while laughing at one of Amanda Bynes's and Josh Server's "Squash Boy" sketches]Clavis: "Ya hear that, Mavis? They're callin' for somebody named 'SQUASH BOY'!"Mavis: "Yeah...that's funny! Never heard of a boy...made entirely outta squash...before!"Baggin' Saggin' Barry: [Kenan Thompson] "I thought I had the biggest, baggiest pants in the world...then I met Baggin' Saggin' Mary." [Earlier, the other students at Dullmont Jr. High School had asked Baggin' Saggin' Barry and Baggin' Saggin' Mary {Alisa Reyes} to pull various objects out of their pants; one of the things was a white TV set with red polka-dots. Mary also had a remote control, but Barry didn't. Before that, one of the students {Denberg} had requested pumpkin juice, and Barry had only a carved pumpkin to give her. Mary, however, did have a can of pumpkin juice, and she was sure that her trousers could hold more things than his could]Clavis: "You've been blessed with magic trousers. Use your gift. You just gotta reach deep down in your pants...and pull out things you never knew you had. Reach down deep."Coach Kreeton: "Oh, the life I live is sad!"Coach Kreeton: "Aww, my happiness is a memory!"Coach Kreeton: "Hehe! Hehe! Hehe! Goo-oo-ood..."Coach Kreeton: "Oh, why must you upset me in ways I can't understand?!"Coach Kreeton: "I demand to see a hall, pass, ticket, slip!"Coach Kreeton: "All right; now, tell me what's in your book...pack...bag...sack!"Commander Feeble: [Josh Server; of Repairman's "repairs" to the U. S. S. Inferior space shuttle] "LET'S GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE HE REPAIRS US ALL!"Dr. Kay: [Kel Mitchell] "All right, all right, it's the one, it's the only, but never lonely, Diggy-Diggy-Dr. Kay! Hey, if you parents out there have any questions about your kids, make my telephone dance; let's go! Say 'Hey', to Diggy-Diggy-Dr. Kay!"Man on the phone: "Hey, uh, hey, Dr. Kay, listen, uh, I have a 9-year-old son, and, well, he keeps puttin' on his sister's clothes. What do I do?"Dr. Kay: "Uh, puts on his sister's clothes. Uh, what's the name?"Man on the phone: "Steven."Dr. Kay: "Tell me, does Steven look good in a dress?"Man on the phone: "Yes, he does."Dr. Kay: "A 9-year-old son, wears his sister's clothes...Dr. Kay's advice; call the boy 'Stephanie'! Problem solved!" [He rings his gong with his slingshot]Dr. Prober: [during Ishboo's checkup] "Let me just check your ears. That's all right." [He checks Ishboo's left ear, and sees Ren and Stimpy, from The Ren & Stimpy Show; they are screaming while blasting off into outer space in the episode "Space Madness"] Dr. Prober: "Oh! Let me check the other one."Ishboo: "Okey-dokey." [He checks Ishboo's right ear, and sees a polar bear]Singo: [of the U. S. S. Spaceship; singing] "Okay, Captain; have no fear; just tell me what you wanna hear..." [A boy named Jake Feta has just used a "cheese fizz", and has thus been arrested by the Cheese Police]Jake Feta [Thompson]: [to Officer Jack Colby, of the Cheese Police] "But you said we were friends!"Officer Jack Colby: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I once said I was Dorothy from The Wizard Of Oz. But ya don't see Toto...do ya?"Officer Jack Colby: "Man. If it isn't one cheese, it's another other! It's another other! I'm...on my way!" Alisa Reyes [Kiki and Fran are stranded on an uncharted island.]Fran: [Denberg] "Kiki, we've been on this island for three years..."Kiki: [singsong] "Three years, two months, one wee-eek!"Kiki: [singing] "We're stranded; so stranded on this little desert island. There's not much around but a tree and some coconuts, but it's okay, 'cause Fran's here, and I'm here, and you're here, and you're gonna be heeeeeere...forrrrrever--"Fran: "Stop it."Kiki: "--and ever--"Fran: "Stop it!"Kiki: "--and ever--"Fran: "STOP IT!!"Fran: "We'll never be rescued. You and I are gonna be here..."Kiki: [singing] "Forrrrrever, and ever, and ever--" (Fran knocks herself out) Kiki: [continues singing] "--and ever...."Sosumi: [of the U. S. S. Spaceship] "Pigginoids; no! I was harmed and taunted by Pigginoids when I was a little girl!"Captain Tantrum: [Amanda Bynes; singsong] "No one cares..." Angelique BatesMandy: "Mmmm; the chocolate does wonders for the nails." Mandy: "Looks like it's raining chocolate syrup. And...can it be snowing chocolate sprinkles?"Penny Lane: [to Superdude] "No; the milk will harm you! You're lactose-intolerant!"Jaleel White: [as Steve Urkel] "Surprise! Ha-ha, did I do thaaaaaat?"Other character: "It's a tent!" [Season 1, episode 1 {"TLC"}; Baggin' Saggin' Barry [Kenan Thompson] has pulled one out of his pants, which magically hold things that people want and need; this was Bates's first line in an All That sketch]Beth: [a Good Burger employee] "Let's go, guys". [Season 2, episode 20 {"IV Example"}; this was Bates's final line in an All That sketch] Amanda BynesAshley: [starts to read a letter] "'Dear Ashley'...tha-a-at's me!"Gina: "And like, welcome to...'What-Everrr!', with me, Gina!"Jiffy Springs: [sings] "I'm a teeny-weeny bopper-beany, I'm so nice and he's so meany!"Sky: [holds up the painting that she has just done] "I call it A Robot, Blowing His Nose."Ashley: "Our next letter comes from...Lisa Lillian, of Queens, New York. Lisa writes...'Dear Ashley'...thaaaat's me! 'Dear Ashley, my name is Lisa. I just bought a new sweater. It is green. Sincerely, Lisa.'" [long pause]Ashley: "WHO STINKIN' CARES?! THIS IS CALLED ' ASK ASHLEY'! NOT ' BORE ASHLEY TO STINKIN' DEATH'!" Ashley: [mocking] "Gee, I'm Lisa Lillian, and I just bought a new sweater...it is green...I'm a moron..."Ashley: [normal voice] "...and blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-dee-BLAH!" (From season 4, episode 9; "Missy Elliott")Ashley: "Our final letter comes from...Nicole Lepou, of Paris, France. Nicole writes...'Dear Ashley'...thaaaat's me! ' Dear Ashley, je m'appelle Nicole, et je viens de France. Je en chez qui a dormant jour du j'en beau. Pourquoi un chat Entille, et le tant le j'en beau? ' " (This is from season 4, episode 1 ["Mace"]; roughly translated, it is French for "My name is Nicole, and I am from France. I'm at the house of someone who's sleeping, and it's a beautiful day. Why is the cat, Entille, so much the beautiful one?")Captain Tantrum: [of the U. S. S. Spaceship] "Hey, you aliens; this is Captain Tantrum of the U. S. S. Spaceship!"Captain Tantrum: [singsong] " Whatcha doin' ?..."Dr. Debbie: [a cheerleading doctor] "Pain, pain, go away; come again...NEVER!" Danny TamberelliJanitor Gaseous: "Squat and rot!"Jack Campbell: "I'm gonna collect all this evidence...with my face!"Jack Campbell: "I'm Jack Campbell, Fat Cop!"Francis the Caveman: "Me Francis, and I'm a caveman."Hairy Spice: "Sweaty, you better be careful around all this electrical equipment; I mean, you're just dripping in sweat. And everybody knows that water and electricity...don't mix." Christy Knowings (1980-2026)Jessica: [of 'What-Everrr!'] "And, like, my name is JESSICA..."Winter Wonders: "I'm Winter Wonders, and this is the game show called What Do You Do?*, where our panel tries to figure out what some kid does."Lt. Fondue: [of the U. S. S. Spaceship; she has replaced Sosumi {Reyes}]' "Captain! What is we gonna do?!" Lt. Fondue: "Captain! I'm receivin' a trans-mishy-on from the alien ship that attack-ed-ed us!" *Figure It Out (1997-1999), of which What Do You Do? was a parody, was hosted by Summer Sanders. Leon Frierson Billy Fuco: "I'M BILLY FUCO!" Stuart: [Mark Saul; he is impersonating Dullmont Jr. High School's yearbook photographer] "Oh, hey there, little fella; ya ready to get your...picture taken?" Billy Fuco: "YEAAAAAH!" Stuart: "Well, I'm not. First, I must dance..." Nick Cannon Latanya: "Okaaaaay!" Latanya: "It's time to get our freak on!" Quik'N'Fast customer: [Mark Saul] "Can I just buy these breath mints?" Latanya: "Ugh! You need 'em, Mr. Garbage Mouth!" Latanya: [to a Quik'N'Fast customer, who is looking for the magazine Monster Truck World] "Is this the magazine you talkin' 'bout?"[She shows him an issue of Teen Bride magazine]Quik'N'Fast customer: [Mitchell] "No, no; see, this magazine just has a lot of women wearing wedding dresses". Sweaty Spice: "Boy Power!" Sweaty Spice: "Look, Burt; this just ain't workin'. Sorry..." Mark Saul Hypno-Pants: "Stare into my butt!" Other Kopelow: "Five minutes! The show starts in five minutes!" Kopelow: "Listen up. I'm just here to tell ya, that in ten minutes, the show will be startin' in five minutes." Dan Schneider: "Hiiiii, everyone! It's time for 'Ask Ashley'!" Earboy: [disguised and introduced as "Mr. X", on Okrah's show] "Well, you see, people just...make fun of my...well, they make fun of me. Yeah; that's right...they make fun of me, Okrah." Gina: "Now, like, today on 'What-Everrr', we have...Jessica's surprise birthday party!"[Music starts playing and confetti starts falling, much to Jessica's surprise]Jessica: "You remembered my birthday? Whoa, I am so surprised!" Gina: "I know; you should have, like, seen your face! It was like..."[Gina raises her arms and imitates Jessica's surprised look, with her eyes bugging out and her mouth hanging open]Dialogue Announcer: "Not quite live, but ready for prime time, from Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando, FL., it's All That!"[This was the introduction to the very first All That episode][How Randy and Mandy usually introduce their cooking sketch; "Cooking With Randy & Mandy"]Randy: "Hi! I'm Randy!" Mandy: "And I'm Mandy!" Randy and Mandy: [in unison] "And this is 'Cooking With...'" Randy: "'...Randy...'" Mandy: "'...and Mandy'! Hi, Randy!" Randy: "Hi, Mandy!" Randy: "I'm Randy!" Mandy: "And I'm Mandy!" Randy and Mandy: [in unison] "And this is 'Cooking With Randy & Mandy'"![Season 1, episode 2 {"Da Brat"}; this is the only episode in which Randy and Mandy say this line completely in unison]Mandy: "Moms tend to overlook the benefits of chocolate." Randy: "Mainly that it tastes very, very good." Mandy: "Our next dish is nachos." Randy: "First, you place the chips in a microwaveable plate..." Mandy: "...and then you add chocolate." Randy: "Chocolate bars..." Mandy: "...chocolate chips..." Randy: "...chocolate sprinkles..." Mandy: "...chocolate powder..." Randy: "...chocolate syrup..." Randy and Mandy: [in unison] "...any kind of chocolate, really." Randy: "Because once they mesh together, they become one harmonious chocolate holiday; a celebration of chocolate, if you will." Mandy: "Randy, is chocolate good for chapped lips?" Randy: "I HAVE NO IDEA!" Square dance caller: [guest star Tim Farmer] "Choose your partner! Do-si-do! Swing your partner 'round and 'round; pick him up and throw him down! Yee-ha! Kick him in the side, kick him in the head; change his name from Bob to Ted!"[What the "What-Everrr!" girls usually say]Gina and Jessica: [in unison] "Okay, okay, okay, okay, OKAY!!!" Volunteer: [guest star Chris Edgerly] "So, Presto…here I am to help you with your 'magic'."(He comes onto the stage)Presto: [a “magician”, played by Thompson] "Um…I will now hypnotize this gentleman." Volunteer: "Yeah; why don't you give it a try?"[Presto waves a gold watch in front of the volunteer's eyes, but nothing happens]Presto: "You are becoming sleepy...sleepy...very sleepy..." Volunteer: "No...I'm not." Presto: "Yes, you are. See, when I snap my fingers, you will be under my spell."[Presto snaps his fingers, and still nothing happens]Presto: "See? He's hypnotized." Volunteer: "No...I'm not." Presto: "You think--you're a duck." Volunteer: "I think you stink." Presto: "Thank you!" Volunteer: "And I'm not hypnotized." Presto: "You think you're not hypnotized..." Volunteer: "Oh, man; this is ridiculous!" Presto: "You think this is ridiculous..." Volunteer: "That's it! I'm outta here!" Presto: "Ooh...you feel a sudden urge to go." Volunteer: "Oh; magic, my butt!"[He returns to the audience]Josh: "In honor of the holiday season, some of our cast members are gonna come out and entertain you with some lovely Christmas carols; isn't that right, everybody?"[The audience applauds]Josh: "With further ado; Alisa, Katrina, Angelique, and Lori Beth...clap your hands, guys."[The audience applauds again, and Lori Beth starts playing "Deck the Halls" on the piano]Lori Beth: [singing] "Christmastime is fun and jolly..." Alisa, Katrina, and Angelique: [singing] "Dibby dobby doo, da da da da..." Lori Beth: [singing] "Kiss the ham, and say, 'Oh, golly!'..." Alisa, Katrina, and Angelique: [singing] "Dibby dobby doo, da da da da..." Lori Beth: [singing] "Sniff your goose, and roast your chestnuts..." Mavis and Clavis: [Kenan and Kel; in the audience, mocking] "Dibby dobby doo, da da da..." Mavis and Clavis: [normal voices] "...shut up!" Lori Beth: "Hey; we're trying to sing a song..." Clavis: [he and Mavis come up onstage] "Tryin'" is right!" Mavis: "Uh-huh; tryin' and failin' ..." Alisa: "Oh, and I suppose you two can do any better?" Mavis: "Nope." Clavis: "But our nephews sure could." Katrina: "Oh, yeah; well, who's your nephews?" Clavis: "Well, they're around here somewhere." Mavis: "Run...DMC!" Clavis: "Jay!"[The members of the rap group and musical guest Run DMC--Joseph Simmons {"Run"}, Darryl McDaniels {"DMC"}, and Jam Master Jay--appear onstage]Lori Beth: "Run DMC?" Angelique: "They're your nephews?" Clavis: "Well, you see, Run is the grandnephew of my cousin Gertris." Mavis: "And DMC...he's my next-door neighbor's brother's chiropractor." Clavis: "And we don't know who Jay is, but he looks like a fine young man." Mavis: "Now, if we're gonna have some Christmas singin', I suggest we let Run DMC do it." DMC: "Word up; we're gonna take that Christmas song and flip it to our style."[Later, Run DMC perform "Christmas in Hollis"][Bobby and his younger sister Hazel are playing a video game, and their parents come in and stop them]Mother: [Denberg] "See, honey? I told you! Look at them!" Father: [Tim Goodwin] "Unbelievable; kids…stop what you’re doing right now!"[Bobby and Hazel stop playing]Mother: "Video games; is that all you kids ever do?!" Bobby: [Server] "No…sometimes we watch cartoons." Father: "That’s enough out of you, young man!"[He turns off the TV]Bobby and Hazel: [in unison] "Awwwww…" Mother: "Don’t say 'Aw'. Hazel…go do your homework immediately! After that, you’re to clean up the kitchen and read that set of encyclopedias!" Hazel: [Johnson] "The whole set of encyclopedias?!" Father: "Mm-hmm." Hazel: "Aw, man!"[She goes off to do her homework]Bobby: "Tough luck, kid." Father: "And you, young man…take out the garbage and then go mow the lawn." Bobby: "I mowed the lawn." Father: "Then mow the neighbors’ lawn." Bobby: "It’s nighttime." Father: "Then practice your harp." Bobby: "Aw, Dad…"[He goes off to practice his harp]Hazel: "Parents…" Bobby: "Unbelievable!" Hazel: "I wonder if there’s another world out there. Another planet…where kids get what they want." Bobby: "I don’t know about that. Another world? Where kids get what they want? I don’t know." [He cracks his knuckles loudly]Bobby: "I’m gonna practice my harp now."[He begins to do so]Hazel: "A better planet…a better life…I wonder…" Hazel: [echoing] "...wonder…wonder…wonder…"[She visualizes a cube-shaped Earth-like planet, which is therefore at least 5,700 miles in length, width, and height; on this planet, she and her family have blue skin]Alternate mother: "See, honey, I told you; look at them!"[Alternate Bobby is practicing his harp and alternate Hazel is doing her homework]Alternate father: "Unbelievable! Kids, stop this immediately!" Alternate mother: "Just what do you think you’re doing?!" Alternate Hazel: "My homework..." Alternate mother: "Homework! You’re doing homework when you have video games to play?! Alternate Hazel: "Sorry…" Alternate mother: "Young lady, you stand over there and play 'Alien Strikes' until you get 50,000 points!
" Alternate Hazel: "All right…"[She starts playing said video game, which is on an arcade machine]Alternate Hazel: "Take that, alien boy!" Alternate father: [to alternate Bobby] "No more harp playing for you, Mr. Musician! If you wanna play something…play this!"[He holds up an electric guitar, which is plugged into an amp]Alternate Bobby: "Okay, Dad."[He takes the guitar, then turns on the amp and starts playing]Alternate mother: "The volume!
" Alternate Bobby: "Oh…right, Mom; sure!"[He turns up the volume, and continues playing]Alternate mother: "There ya go!" Hazel: "62,000! That’s the new high score!" Alternate mother: "Oh, honey; we’re so proud!"[She and alternate Hazel hug]Alternate father: "We’re proud of you both. In fact, I think I know two kids who deserve a week off from school!"
 Alternate Bobby: "Thanks, Pop." Alternate Hazel: "Thanks!" Alternate mother: "Oh, my; I almost forgot dinner!" Alternate father: "All right, kids; you heard your mother! Everyone, put your hands in the dirt!"[He holds up a Tupperware container filled with dirt, and alternate Bobby and alternate Hazel rub their hands in it]Alternate Hazel: "Hey, Mom; what’s for dinner?" Alternate Bobby: "Yeah; we’re starvin’!" Alternate mother: "A giant bowl of ice cream!"[She presents a glass bowl about 6 feet wide and at least 2 feet high, which is filled with pistachio ice cream and chocolate sauce; it's topped with a cherry the size of Bobby’s head; he and alternate Hazel cheer and start eating]Alternate mother: "Oh, don’t be shy! Dive in!"[Alternate Bobby and alternate Hazel climb into the ice cream]Alternate father: "Now, remember, kids; chew with your mouths open!" Alternate Hazel: "Oh, it’s delicious!" Alternate Bobby: "Mom…um, after dinner, can we go outside and play some ball?" Alternate Hazel: "Oh, Dad; can we?" Alternate mother: "Play ball?!" Alternate father: "Outside?!" Alternate mother: "Is something wrong with our living room?!" Alternate Bobby and alternate Hazel: [in unison] "NO-O-O…"[Their parents help them out of the ice cream, and then the alternate mother picks up a football]Alternate mother: [to the alternate father] "Here ya go, honey!" Alternate father: [catching the ball] "Woo! Little football!" Alternate Bobby: "Dad, I’m open!"[The family continues playing; in doing so, they break various objects in the house]Alternate Hazel: "Hey, Bobby; go long!"[She throws the ball to alternate Bobby; he catches it]Alternate Bobby: "Touchdown!"[He jumps into the ice cream again, and throws the ball at a window, breaking it]Alternate Bobby: "Hop in, sis!"[Hazel joins him the ice cream]Eddie Beuerlein: [Server] "NO-O-O-O! Wait for me, Mr. Ice Cream Truck Man!"(He is trying to stop the O'Bese Bros. Ice Cream truck, and here is a rough description of said vehicle:•It looks rather like a 2025 Chevrolet Express Cutaway 3500 1WT•It is white except for the ice cream compartment's pink roof and silver doors•It has a picture of a hard-serve lemon ice cream cone on each door of the driver's cab•It has a sculpture of a soft-serve strawberry ice cream cone as a hood ornament•It has a sculpture of a soft-serve chocolate ice cream cone on each front wheel•It has a sculpture of a hard-serve strawberry ice cream cone on each rear wheel •It has a sculpture of a soft-serve chocolate ice cream cone on the back of the ice cream compartment•It has a sculpture of a vanilla/strawberry swirl soft-serve ice cream cone on the right and left sides each of the ice cream compartment•It has a sculpture of a chocolate soft-serve ice cream cone on each corner of the ice cream compartment's roof•It has two sculptures of vanilla soft-serve ice cream cones on the front and back each of the ice cream compartment's roof•It has five sculptures of vanilla soft-serve ice cream cones on the right and left each of the roof•It has a sculpture of a hard-serve chocolate ice cream cone on each mudflap•It has a sculpture of a giant pistachio, coffee, strawberry, and chocolate sundae with chocolate syrup, sprinkles, a cherry, and a spoon on the top of the ice cream compartment's roof•The license plate reads 'LTG 96V' •The truck is about 20 feet long, 6½ feet wide, 6½ feet high to the top of the driver's cab, 7¾ feet high to where the pink roof of the ice cream compartment begins, and 12¼ feet in overall height, including the roof and the giant sundae sculpture [12⅞ feet including the handle of the spoon]•The truck appears to be moving at about 9.3 miles per hour)Eddie Beuerlein: [after the truck finally stops] "You...give me ice cream." Driver: [writer Heath Seifert; starts to hand him a sundae upon which the sculpture on the truck's roof is based] "That'll be one buck..." Eddie Beuerlein: [reaching into his pockets and finding out that he forgot his money] "NO-O-O-O!"[A guy and a girl have broken up, and Repairman is trying to "repair" their relationship]Guy: [Server] "Mr. Repairman, why don't you just leave us alone?!" Repairman: "Not until I've repaired your relationship; now, kiss!" Guy and girl: [in unison] "What?!" Repairman: "Kiss. Like this..."[He hugs the guy kisses him on the lips]Guy: [shocked] "Hey, man; what did you do that for?!" Repairman: "It was fun! Now, kiss." Guy: "No!" Girl: [Reyes] "Never!" Repairman: "But you must. Kiss!"[He knocks their heads together, and they fall to the ground unconscious][On What Do You Do, Kevin Kopelow {as himself}, Principal Pimpell, Miss Fingerly, and Coach Kreeton are trying to figure out what the contestant, Kalie Lib, does {she licks lobsters}]Winter Wonders: "Principal Pimpell?" Principal Pimpell: "Principal William Baines Pimpell...now, Kalie, as Principal of Dullmont Junior High School, let me ask you this question."[This should be "...I'd like to ask you this question"]Principal Pimpell: "Does what you do...have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on my forehead?" Kalie: [Bynes] "Uh, no." Miss Fingerly: "My turn; my turn." Coach Kreeton: "Ar-r-rgh!" Miss Fingerly: "Kalie...does what you do have anything to do...with the nasty, bulbous pimple on Principal Pimpell's forehead?" Kalie: "I said, 'No'." Principal Pimpell: "Now, Miss Fingerly, if you have listened...you would know that I had already posted that question prior to what you were sayin'." Miss Fingerly: [tries to pop Principal Pimpell's pimple] "Why won't that pop?" Toby Braun: "We have some testimonials...of people...who have used The Board!" Harold: [Bynes] "I used to be an unemployed, out-of-shape, 400-pound man named Harold, and now look at me! The Board changed my life." Antoine: "I used to just sit around...and do nothin'...before I got The Board...and, now I have it. What it is." Lump Maroon: "Jupiter!" Harold: "Thank you, The Board!" Lump Maroon: "Jupiter!" Robert: [Server; one of Miss Fingerly's students; he is sharing his chicken pox for show and tell] "Right now, I have a fever of about..."[He checks his thermometer]Robert: "...104. I'm feeling very hot...and uncomfortable. Let's compare your temperature...with mine."[He takes the thermometer out of his mouth and puts it in another student's mouth]Other student: [Reyes, taking the thermometer out of her mouth in disgust] "Ew; this was just in your mouth!" Announcer: [Dan Schneider; singsong] "Hi, everyone...it's time for 'Ask Ashley'..." Ashley and the audience: [in unison] "Tha-a-at's me!" Ashley: "Hi, I'm Ashley, and I'm here to answer more of your letters. Our first letter comes from...Rachel Burzen, of Cleveland, Ohio. Rachel writes...'Dear Ashley'"... Ashley: [accompanied by the audience] "Tha-a-at's me!" Ashley: "'Dear Ashley, there's this strange man who always stands in front of my class and talks about stuff. Sometimes, he makes us read. Other times, he makes us add stuff up, like numbers. Who is this strange man?". Well, Rachel, I think I can tell you who is strange man is. HE'S YOUR STINKING TEACHER! Your teacher, you dunderhead! And obviously, he's not a very good teacher, because YOU ARE A STINKING UNEDUCATED DOOFUS! MAN! Our next letter comes from...Benjamin Ross, of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. Benjamin writes...'Dear Ashley'"... Ashley and the audience: [in unison] "Tha-a-at's me!" Ashley: "'Dear Ashley, there's this big bright ball of light in the sky above my house. I've tried all the light switches, but none of them seem to turn it off. Whenever I stare into it, my eyes hurt like the Dickens, whatever that means. Ashley, what is this huge ball of fire and light?'. Gee, Benji, I dunno...but maybe it's...THE STINKING SUN! The sun, you misguided monkey-boy! I think you stared at it so long that YOU MELTED YOUR STINKING BRAIN! Here's an idea; why don't you take your empty head over to Cleveland, Ohio, and borrow Rachel Burzen 's brain? SHE SURE AIN'T USIN' IT! MAN! Our next letter comes from...Ellis Hollen, of Glendale, California. Ellis writes...'Dear Ashley'"... Ashley and the audience: [in unison] "Tha-a-at's me!"Ashley: "'Dear Ashley, I left the door to my house wide open this morning and went to school. When I got home...all my stuff was gone. My TV, my stereo, my couch, my other TV...everything. Did all of my stuff turn invisible? Maybe it all just got up and ran away from home. Ashley, what do you think?'. What do I think? Well, Ellis, I think...YOU WERE STINKING ROBBED! 'BURGLED'! 'BETHIEVED'! RIPPED OFF! I ALSO THINK THAT YOU ARE DUMBER THAN THE STINKING COUCH THAT WAS STOLEN FROM YOU!" Ashley: [mocking] "I'm Ellis; whatever, and...I believe that all my stuff turned invisible. And blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-dee-blah-dee-"Ashley: [normal voice] "...BLAH! Here's some advice. Why don't you ride your 'invisible bike' over to Pittsburgh, and pick up Benjamin Ross? He'll be the big lumpa stupid STARING INTO THE STINKING SUN! And then the two of you can head over to Cleveland, Ohio, and visit Rachel Burzen's 'mystery' teacher. Maybe you could teach her why...YOU ARE ALL...SUCH STINKING...IDIOTS! MAN! Well, that's all the advice I have for you today. Buh-bye, everybody!" (From Season 5, Episode 1 ["Blackstreet and Mya"])Principal Pimpell: "Now, now, students...who here can name all of the numbers between 1 and 10?"Lump Maroon: "Ooh! Jupiter!"Principal Pimpell: "No. But, that was a gifted response, despite the fact that it has nothin' to do, with mathematics, in any way". Mýa Harrison: [on the 100th episode] "Hey, I'm here with former cast members Alisa, Angelique, and Katrina. Do you guys have any favorite moments from All That?"Alisa Reyes: "How about the time the most popular guy in school invited me to the prom?"Angelique Bates: "And then your brother Greg Brady hit you in the face with a football."Katrina Johnson: "Yeah, and then your nose swelled up like a cassaba melon."Mýa Harrison: "Um...that was The Brady Bunch; none of that ever happened on All That." [They are referencing the episode "The Subject was Noses" {©1973} of Sherwood Schwartz's The Brady Bunch {©1969-1974}, and it was actually Peter {Christopher Knight} who caused Marcia {Maureen McCormick} to get a swollen nose] Second Run (seasons 7-10) Chelsea BrummetBridgett: "Hi! I'm Bridgett, and this is my...SLUMBER PARTY!" Ms. Fishtail: [the driving instructor, played by Giovonnie Samuels] Welcome to the Skidley’s School of Driving. I’m your instructor; Ms. Fishtail.Abby Rhodes: Kyoo-well! I’m Abby, and I’m like, so excited to learn to drive, ‘cause all my friends can drive already, and I’m like, so excited…Mega Butt: "It's time for butt power !" Lisa FoilesClaudia: "When life gives you lemons, suck them."Claudia: "I wish I could give you all an infection."Bridgett: "Infect people later..."Herheinie: "Our homework assignment was to invent a magic act which would rid Principal Pimpell of the nasty, bulbous, throbbing pimple, which dwells upon his forehead."Heather Darling: "INCOMING!!!"Kaffy: "MY HEART IS POUNDING LIKE A JACKHAMMER!" Kyle SullivanHarry Bladder: "Weenius nosium!" [Sacco {Shane Lyons} had recently enlarged Herhiney's {Foiles} buttocks]Brian Peafest: "Who will be the next American Idiot?"Buzz: "MY PULSE IS RACING FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT!"Ernie: [operator of the Tilt-A-Hurl roller coaster] "Here comes the loopy-de-loop." Jack DeSenaRandy Quench: "I'm Randy Quench; Volunteer Fireman".Other character: [Brummet] "You're a volunteer lunatic..."Randy Quench: "Here comes me!"Randy Quench: "Please. I'm no hero. I'm just a man...who often forgets to take his medication".Randy Quench: "Young lady, you were standing awfully close to that fire! You might be suffering from smoke inhalation! I better give her mouth-to-mouth reciprification*".* One of Quench's malapropisms for "resuscitation". Giovonnie SamuelsMandy Snackson: "Dawg, you did your thing."Miss Fishtail: "The first rule of driving is not to be distracted by distractions!"Gayle*: "Once upon a time...there was this little puppy named Cuddles. And one day...Cuddles ate a huge banana split."Claudia: "Did Cuddles puke?"* She is althaiophobic, or afraid of marshmallows.Bryan HearneRe-Ron: "I'm Harry Bladder's precocious best friend!"Zigfried: [a reckless taxi driver] "KUMQUAT!...jerk."Passenger: [guest star Melissa Joan Hart; Ziegfried has just handed her a microphone] "What’s this for?"Ziegfried: "Karaoke!"Ziegfried: [singing into another microphone] " If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands …sing!"Passenger: [singing nervously] "Uh, if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands …" (Claps nervously)Both: [in unison] " If you’re happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, if you’re happy and you know it ..."Passenger: "Hold the wheel!"Ziegfried: [singing] " If you’re happy and you know it…sniff my rat …"Mr. Swervin (Ziegfried's boss, played by guest star Barry Watson): "Aren’t you driving a little fast?"Zigfried: "Oh, no! I am driving very fast!" Jamie Lynn SpearsThelma Stump: "Got any bacon?...Bacon's goo-oo-ood."Carlee: "I'm Carlee--" Marlee: [Foiles] "--and I'm Marlee--" Both: [in unison] "--and we've got a passion...for trashin' fashion! Uh-huh!"Betty Jo Rougeneck: "Quit bragging, ya moron!"Betty Jo Roughneck: "I don't wanna talk about 'edgification*'!"*This is the character's malapropism for "education".Christina KirkmanPoncy Flavin: "How much time do we have before we have to pull our ripcords?"Percy Flavin: [DeSena] "Well, according to my watch..." [They land in a restaurant; they had been attempting a build a birdhouse while skydiving]Marcy: [Foiles] "Sunshine Sally, do you want your bottle?"Sunshine Sally: [a life-sized talking doll, played by Kirkman] "Nah; I want a taco".Marcy: "But I don't have any tacos".Sunshine Sally: "So, steal a car, and go get me some tacos!" Shane LyonsFrank: "Frank do laundry!" [He opens the freezer, mistaking it for the washing machine, and inside is Head]Head: [Kirkman] "Hey! Moronǃ This isn't the washin' machine; it's the freezerǃ" (A robbery is taking place in the market, and a superhero known as Soupdude [Lyons] has arrived)Cashier: [Brummet] "It’s Superdude!"Soupdude: "I’m not Superdude; I’m...Soupdude!"Customer 1: [Samuels] "Soupdude?"Customer 2: [DeSena] "Do you have…super strength?"Soupdude: "NO!"Customer 1: "Can you fly?"Soupdude: "Uh-uh!"Cashier: "Do you move quick, like a bunny?"Soupdude: "Not really, but I do make wonderful soups! That’s why they call me…Soupdude!"Narrator: "This is the Collierville Nuclear Power Plant. Meet Robert J. Davis, security guard…a clumsy, ordinary man, until he slipped and fell headfirst into a bucket full of nuclear waste. The bucket was stuck…"Robert J. Davis: [Lyons] "This bucket is stuck!"Narrator: "That day, Robert J. Davis changed. He became…BUCKETMAN! The most powerful superhero of all time! His one weakness; he can’t see through the bucket!" [Later, while Bucketman is on a date at a restaurant]Bucketman: [to two burglars (Hearne and DeSena)] "I’m here to stop you two! I have the situation under control! I’m going to—" [He falls over a chair]Bucketman’s date: [Brummet] "Are you all right, Bucketman?"Bucketman: "I’m fine; who did that?"Waiter: [guest star Orlando Jones] "You tripped over a chair…"Bucketman: [picks up the chair] "Oh, you mean this chair…of evil..." [He destroys the chair]Bucketman: "...that I have now thwarted!" Kianna Underwood (1992-2026)Kareena Jones: "Oh, sass-er-frass!"Kareena Jones: [to her Mr. Artichoke Head doll] "Now, Mr. Artichoke Head, you were supposed to remind me! Bad vegetable! No flapjacks for you TODAY!!" Denzel WhitakerCupid: "I don't like it now, and I didn't like it when I was a tall white guy!" [This role had previously been played by Lyons]Jeff Bester: "When it comes to safety, I know bester!"Jeff Bester: "Yo-yo's going crazy."Jeff Bester: "Jeff Bester deems these crayons...UNSAFE!" [He makes a loud buzzer noise] Ryan ColemanAnnouncer: [producer Dan Schneider] "Know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…know your stars…Ryan Coleman. He—hold on. What?"Announcer: [laughing] "Good one, Kyle! That is rich!"Ryan Coleman: "Hey, um…what’s going on?"Announcer: "Oh, right. Ryan Coleman…just a sec. Chelsea, this guacamole is delicious!"Ryan Coleman: "Are you having a party up there?"Announcer: "Oh; it’s nothing…just me and a few friends. Hey, Jack, Lisa; just put those jackets anywhere."Ryan Coleman: "We’re doing 'Know Your Stars'; can’t you focus on me for a second?"Announcer: [scoffs] "Ryan Coleman…he…hot tub’s warming up out back, Denzel! Hope you brought your swimsuit!"Ryan Coleman: "Hey! You’re supposed to be telling them about me!"Announcer: "I just told them you like hot tubs."Ryan Coleman: "You were talking to Denzel! Wait a minute. Am I the only cast member that wasn’t…invited to this party?"Announcer: "Uh…uh…Ryan Coleman…uh, this is awkward."Ryan Coleman: "I can’t believe this. I mean, why wouldn’t Kyle tell me about the party?" [Kyle Sullivan walks by onstage]Kyle Sullivan: "Tell you about what?"Ryan Coleman: "Hey, Kyle; what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be at the 'party'?"Kyle Sullivan: "What party?"Ryan Coleman: [to the Announcer] "You aren’t even having a party?!"Announcer: [laughs] "Gotcha!" Announcer: [to the audience] "And now you know…Ryan Coleman."Ryan Coleman: "They don’t know anything about me! All they know is that you are pathetic, and throw fake parties!"Announcer: "Fake parties that you’re not invited to!"Ryan Coleman: "That doesn’t even make any sense!" DialogueHeather Darling: [reading a letter delivered by Cupid {Shane Lyons}] "Melody says, 'Dear Brad and Heather, I have a crush on this really cute guy, and I think he likes me, too, because he flirts with me all the time, and he walked me home from school yesterday'".Brad Dashman: [Jack DeSena] "The ladies like it when you walk ‘em".Heather Darling: "This lady sure does! Anywho, Melody says, 'But there’s only one problem; he’s dating this really annoying girl named Heather'...that's my name!"Guest star Lil JJ: [hosting "Vital Information"]•"When you smell smoke in your house, you better call the fire department. But when you smell smoke in your pants, you better ask yourself, 'Why am I sniffing my pants?'".*•"If you're afraid of heights, don't climb up a ladder. If you're afraid of marshmallows, don't climb up a ladder made of marshmallows".•"If your best friend sends you a text message that says, 'Hey, I hate your guts!'...then you've probably got a problem with your best friend".•"If your favorite color is horse, then you just might need to find out what the word 'color' means".*Lori Beth Denberg had given similar advice on one of her "Vital Information" sketches.Lisa: "Are you havin’ a flashback?"Guest star and former cast member Amanda Bynes: "Yup". (Amanda has a flashback of one of her "Ask Ashley" sketches)Ashley and audience: [in unison] "Thaaaat’s me!"Ashley: "Hi, I’m Ashley, and today, I’m here to answer your letters. Our first letter comes from…Lisa Lillian, of Encino, CA. Lisa writes, 'Dear Ashley'"… Ashley and audience: [in unison] "Thaaaat’s me!"Ashley: “ 'Dear Ashley, My name is Lisa. I just bought a new sweater. It is green. Sincerely, Lisa Lillian' ”.Ashley: "Well, Lisa, your letter leads me to this question…WHO STINKIN’ CARES?! THIS IS CALLED ' ASK ASHLEY'; NOT ' BORE ASHLEY TO STINKIN’ DEATH'!" Ashley: [mocking] " Oh, I’m Lisa, and I just bought a new sweater; it is …" [This is followed by a scene of a thug named Stanley breaking into Ashley’s room and being arrested by two police officers; this is taking place in Season 7, episode 10 ("City High"; 2002) and her flashback is from Season 4, episode 9 ("Missy Elliott"; 1998); Amanda is performing the flashback in the present day, but there are several mistakes; in actuality, there was no break-in by a thug, the letter came from Queens, NY, and this letter was the third one that she read in the sketch)]Chuck: [DeSena] "We're fans, baby!"Chad: Lyons] "Yeah; rowdy fans!"Chuck: "The rowdiest..." (Carlee and Marlee, of "Trashin' Fashion", have crashed the sixteenth birthday party of a girl named Porsha)Marlee: "Did you buy that outfit special for tonight?"Porsha: [Brummet] "Why, yes; I did".Carlee: "See; you can still buy a party dress for under a dollar".Marlee: "Yep. All you need is 50¢ and directions to Banana Repulsive".Narrator: "And now...'Story Time with the Osbournes'".Ozzy Osbourne (1948-2025): [DeSena] "Right. Tonight’s story is Goldilocks and the Bear."Sharon Osbourne: [Brummet] " Three ."Ozzy Osbourne: "Huh?"Sharon Osbourne: "Three Bears ."Ozzy Osbourne: "Where?"Sharon Osbourne: "In the story!"Ozzy Osbourne: "Oh. Right. Goldilocks and the Three Bears. 'Once upon a time, there was a young girl with gold locks, and she broke into the bears’ house and started eating all their porridge'…how come we never have porridge?"Jack Osbourne: [Sullivan] "‘Cause she…never cooks for us." (He points to Kelly)Kelly Osbourne: [Foiles] "You don’t look hungry…"Jack Osbourne: "Pipe down!" (Sharon, Jack, and Kelly get into a noisy argument)Ozzy Osbourne: "...and they all lived happily ever after. The end".Max: [Sullivan] "Mr. Flopples sure does love to play on his slide".Mr. Flopples: [an anthropomorphic pink rabbit, played by Hearne] "That was playing. I got pushed by that freakish elf". (At the top of the slide is Giggles [Spears], who is a pink-haired elf; she performs her namesake action)Max: "But, Mr. Flopples, Giggles is our friend". Third Run (season 11) Gabrielle Nevaeh GreenOther character: [Lex Lumpkin] "Bro! Is that new girl, Ashley, starin' at ya?" [At a school dance, Lumpkin's character and his friend Trad are looking at the aforementioned girl, T@$#le!gh, who is looking back at Trad]Trad: "Probably. I'm gonna go up to her; no, I'm not; yes, I am; should I?"Other characters: [Lex Lumpkin and Chinquun Sergelen] "BRO-O-O-O!"Trad: "Whatever. I don't care".T@$#le!gh: [Ryan Alessi] "O...M...G; should I, like...go up to him?"Other character: [Kate Godfrey] "Yes, girl".Other character: [Reece Caddell] "Do it! Do it now!"T@$#le!gh: "Wish me luck. Never mind; I don't need it". [Trad and T@$#le!gh walk up to each other]Trad: "Uhhhhhhh..."T@$#le!gh: "Ummmmmm..." [There is a long pause]T@$#le!gh: "Hey."Trad: "Hey. 'Sup, Ashleigh?"T@$#le!gh: "It's 'T@$#le!gh'. T-'at' sign-dollar sign-hash...but it's like...honestly, it's whatever".Alicia: "Good morning! I'm Alicia; your barista! Welcome to Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee! Would you like to taste-test our new espresso?!"Literally Liza: "I'm Literally Liza, here to make sure that when you say the word 'literally', you literally mean it!" Nathan JanakNoah Schnapp: [as Will Byers, from Stranger Things] "I'm drawing the monster from my dreams." [He is doing so]Noah Schnapp/Will Byers: "It's coming! It's coming for us all!"Vermin Village Pizza employee: [singing] "Happy, clappy birthday, from Verminville to you; we wish it was our birthday, so we could party...too...". (The tune with which he sings this was also featured in the episode "Doug's Big Feat", of the 1990s Nicktoon Doug, created by Jim Jinkins) Kate GodfreyDarcy: [a cheerleader of Dullmont Jr. High School] "I'm Darcy! D, A, R, C, Y...why?...because you asked me!"Finn Wolfhard: [as Mike Wheeler, from Stranger Things] "I've been to the other side! I saw the beast face to face! He crawled inside my nose, and--" [He groans]Finn Wolfhard/Mike Wheeler: [deep voice] "I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD!"Ava Allswell: [a reporter for KNCK; played by Green] "A serious crime took place here and we need answers. Um, now…police say the statue was defaced between the hours of 4 and 5 AM. You were awake?"Tammy TMI: "Oh, I don’t follow a traditional sleep schedule. I take thousands of 1-second-long naps all throughout the day. In fact, I’ve already taken 14 naps since we started this interview…15!" [Later]Ava Allswell: "Tammy…you were the only person who saw what happened here today, and you’re giving us nothing but useless information about yourself!"Tammy TMI: "Oh, I’m happy to tell you whatever information you want about myself. A witch cursed my uncle, and now he’s my goldfish."Ava Allswell: "Tammy…"Tammy TMI: "I once sneezed so hard, milkshake came out of my ears!
" [Later, she does so, and tastes the milkshake]Tammy TMI: "Mmmm, strawberry. Or peanut butter. I can’t tell. I lost my taste buds in a bowling accident."Ava Allswell: "Tammy!" Chinquun SergelenGaten Matarazzo: [as Dustin Henderson, from Stranger Things] "There could be spies listening to our every word." Ryan AlessiMillie Bobby Brown: [as Eleven, from Stranger Things] "I...love...lake!" [She telekinetically makes a sailboat appear]Dell Devine: [host of the severely misnamed game show Simplicity] "How many eggs are in a dozen?"Larry Van Halen: [Sergelen] "12!" [A fisherman carrying a largemouth spotted bass enters, and he hits Larry with it]Larry Van Halen: "Hey! What was that?!"Dell Devine: "You got the answer wrong. So you got slapped in the face with a largemouth spotted bass!"Larry Van Halen: "But…a dozen is 12."Dell Devine: "But, in Round 6, all the answers are supposed to be divided by 6, so the correct answer is 2. Linda?"Linda Schnutzenburger: [Reece Caddell] "9."Larry Van Halen: "You’re gonna slapped with a fish—" (The fisherman returns and again hits Larry with the fish)Larry Van Halen: "Why me? The correct answer was 2."Dell Devine: "That’s because you are in Round 6. Linda is in Round 3 . The rules are pretty clear, Larry." [It's not clear if, in Round 3, the answers are supposed to be multiplied by ¾ or have 3 subtracted from them]Linda Schnutzenburger: [to Larry] "What are you not understanding?"Larry Van Halen: "A lot!" Lex LumpkinCaleb McLaughlin: [as Lucas Sinclair, from Stranger Things] "We're communicating with demon creatures from an alternate dimension."As former cast member Nick Cannon: "It's me; Nick Cannon, baby! I'm on so many shows, they got me hostin', and competin', baby!" (This is the only time when a cast member of All That has portrayed a previous cast member) Dialogue [A girl named Hillary enters the coffee shop Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee to pick up her order]Alicia: "Good morning. Welcome to Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee. I’m Alicia; your barista."Hillary: [Godfrey] "Hello."Alicia: "Hello!"Hillary: "Hello."Alicia: "Hello!"Hillary: "Hi."Alicia: "Hiya!"Hillary: "Okay; I’m done with this. I’m picking up a latte for--"Alicia: "Sorry to interrupt; I have one medium iced mocha mermaid extra ice, no milk, normal whip triple caramel waterfall latte for, uh…HILLARY…"Hillary: "I’m Hillary. And I actually asked for sugar-free caramel."Alicia: "Sugar-free candy? That’s funny!"[She drinks coffee, and then smashes the cup against the wall]Alicia: "Speaking of clowns, my favorite’s Sir Eiffel Dena. Who’s yours? Do you not like clowns? I love ‘em; a clown taught me how to do this…"[She inflates a 3-foot-long, 2-inch-thick, orange balloon, and makes a balloon dog, which immediately pops, frightening Hillary away; Johnathan, the next customer, approaches]Alicia: "Goo-ood morning; welcome to Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee." Johnathan: [Janak] "Okay; hi. I’m picking up an order to go for Johnathan…with an H."[Alicia drinks another cup of coffee, and then she breaks the cup with a hammer]Alicia: "Right; wow; you ordered a lot of coffees!"[She runs off to get three cardboard trays, one at a time; each has 4 coffees]Johnathan: "Are you…is this real?" Alicia: "Look at me! I’m as fast as Megan Rapinoe! You know; Megan Rapinoe, captain of the U. S. Women’s National Soccer Team, and World Cup winner?" [She drinks one of the coffees from Johnanthan’s order]Johnathan: "I really just need these coffees, please."[Alicia walks out from behind the counter, then drops the now-empty cup, and kicks it as if it were a soccer ball]Alicia: [while running through the coffee shop] "GO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-OAL!" Johnathan: "Stop with the victory laps, please. I—I really need the coffees, and, uh…oh; oh, it looks like I’m missing some from my list; let me check." [He checks his list, which is even longer than his height]Johnathan: "Yes…yes…yes…yes…yes…uh-oh. Oh, it looks like I’m…"[Alicia, having just drunk another cup of coffee, starts eating the cup]Johnathan: "Did you just...?"[She discards the cup, breaking it]Johnathan: "I really just need a cosmic coffee, iced." Alicia: "Ready-roo; comin’ up; would you like a teeny-tiny, g-r-r-r-rande, medium, medium plus, biggie small, or a…SUPER-DUPER?"[She puts the super-duper-sized display cup, which is the size of a bucket, on the counter]Johnathan: "Um, it was supposed to be a grande." Alicia: "You mean g-r-r-r-rande?" Johnathan: "Grande…" Alicia: [singsong; throwing confetti out of the super-duper-sized display cup] "G-r-rande-e-e-e…" Johnathan: "Okay, okay, okay…okay…okay…okay…okay…stop…stop…this…this order is very serious. Do you know who I work for? I work…for Tyga!" Alicia: [laughs] "Tigers don’t drink coffee; they’re the biggest species in the cat family. I’m allergic to cats, but I like to pet them anyway." Johnathan: "No…not 'tiger'…Ty-ga!"[Alicia growls like a tiger and takes Johnathan’s spectacles]Johnathan: "My glasses! Give them back!"[He takes his spectacles back]Johnathan: "Stop. Stop. Stop. I have an entire, entourage, of humans out there, waiting, for their morning, coffee! So will you please, just give me the coffee, before, you get me, fired?" Alicia: "FIRE!…my Uncle Gilbert’s a firefighter." Johnathan: "Alicia…I do not care…just please, give me, the coffee! Alicia! Give me the coffee! Please! I really need it; you don’t even know! My job is depending on this! Alicia! Please! Please give me the coffee!"[Guest star Michael Ray Stevenson, the rapper, who is professionally known as Tyga, enters; Alicia looks up and notices him]Alicia: "Oh." Tyga: [to Johnathan] "What’s taking so long, man?" Johnathan: "Oh, I—I am so, I am so sorry; well, you see, the barista here is a little, well…loco." Alicia: [to Johnathan] "Oh. You said 'Tyga'. When you said Tyga, I didn’t know you meant the 'Tyga' Tyga, like the rapper Tyga." Alicia: [to Tyga] "Did you know that your real name’s Michael Ray Stevenson?" Tyga: "Yeah; I knew that." Alicia: "And that you were born in November?" Tyga: "I knew that, too…" Alicia: "And that in 2012, you won an American Music Award for--" Tyga: "Hold on, hold on; let me stop you right there. I know most things about me, because I am me. Can I just…please get my coffee?" Alicia: "Okay!"[She starts to hand Tyga his coffee]Alicia: [reads the label] "'Decaf'? Why would you want a coffee without the caffeine?" Tyga: "‘Cause I just love the taste." Alicia: [adds the whipped cream to Tyga’s coffee] "Okay. One 'decaf coffee' coffee coming up for Tyga." Alicia: [playfully]'' "Tyga. Tyga, Tyga. Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga, Tyga…" External links Category:TeenNick shows Category:Nickelodeon sitcoms Category:American TV shows Category:Cancelled shows