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A Fairly Odd Christmas
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A Fairly Odd Christmas (also known as A Fairly Odd Movie 2) is a 2012 television film that is the sequel to the 2011 live-action TV film A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! and the second live-action adaptation of the Nickelodeon animated television series.
Dialogue
Christmas Carol: Sir, here are your lists: Nice… and naughty.
Santa: Thank you. [looking over the naughty list] A lot of familiar names on here. Some people never learn. I guess they're getting coal again this Christmas. But enough negativity. Now, let's all the boys and girls who will be getting their Christmas wishes this year.
Wanda: [as Poof is struggling with his words] Strange. Ever since Poof said his first words, he's never been able to say another.
Tootie: Maybe he just hasn't found his true voice yet.
Mr. Crocker: There's Turner now. A 23-year-old living the life of a child. Well, beware, Turner. A Christmas present, I'm gonna give you… A PIECE OF MY MIND!
Mr. & Mrs. Turner: Hi, Timmy! Hi, Tootie!
Timmy: Hey, Mom and Dad.
Tootie: Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Turner.
Mr. Turner: Oh, please, call us Timmy's parents.
Mrs. Turner: Just don't call us to say that Timmy's moving back home!
Mr. Turner: Yeah, right. 'Cause you're not, right? right? No! No, no, no!
Mrs. Turner: You can't, we've already turned your room into a secret spy cave.
Mr. Turner: Please, don't take away our secret spy cave! (Mrs. Turner starts crying)
Timmy: Relax, Mom and Dad, I'm not moving back home.
Mr. & Mrs. Turner: Oooh!
Timmy: What are you guys up to?
Mr. Turner: Duh, I'm dressed up as Santa.
Mrs. Turner: And Santa's little helper!
Tootie: Very Christmassy...
Mr. Turner: It's Christmas?
Mrs. Turner: This year, I'm asking Santa for something practical: A new computer!
Mr. Turner: I want something practical, too: A magical pony, who poops ice cream, then he eats the ice cream, then he poops gold! Then he eats the gold, and then he poops out a motorcycle. And we all ride away... Bye! (Laughs)
Timmy: Best parents ever.
Wanda: Carol.
Christmas Carol: Wanda.
Dingle Dave: Cosmo.
Cosmo: Dingle.
Christmas Carol & Dingle Dave: Lousy stinkin' fairies!
Cosmo & Wanda: Dirty rotten elves!
Timmy: Wait a minute. You guys know each other?
Wanda: Unfortunately, we do, although they're shorter than I remember.
Dingle Dave: Who you calling "short?!"
Cosmo: Bring it on, Dingle Boy!
[The fairies and elves get into a slap-fight]
Mr. Crocker: [lurking behind a tree] What's this? Timmy Turner with some colorfully dressed weirdos that aren't fairies.
Dingle Dave: Here we are.
Timmy: Tootie, look down there. The North Pole. It's amazing!
Tootie: Wow!
Cosmo: Yeah, if you like that sort of thing.
Santa: Timmy Turner!
Cosmo & Wanda: Santa!
Santa: I need a word with you! Timmy Turner...welcome to the North Pole. (Laughs)
Timmy: Thanks, Santa.
Santa: (Laughs) You must be Tootie...
Tootie: You know my name!
Santa: But of course! And I know every present I've ever given you. Try me!
Tootie: Ah...What did you get for me when I was 8?
Santa: A Professor Noggin's Chemestry set, and...ballerina shoes!
Timmy: Santa Claus, are you hurt?
Santa: Santa Claus? Who's Santa Claus? I'm the Easter Bunny!
[As Timmy has been put on the naughty list…]
Wanda: How did Timmy end up on the naughty list?
Dingle Dave: Maybe it has something to do with the fact that he almost killed Santa.
Christmas Carol: Or the fact that he messed Christmas in the first place by granting so many wishes.
Cosmo: Or the fact that he has terrible breathing problem.
Wanda: My wand is useless as Cosmo's invisibility helmet!
Cosmo: Wanda, I'm right here! (whispering) She can't see me.
Poof: God bless us, everyone.
Wanda: No fairies were harmed in the making of this movie.
Cosmo: I've got a paper cut.
Mr. Turner: [off-screen] Yes! Ice cream! Merry Christmas!
Cast
Drake Bell as Timmy Turner
Daniella Monet as Tootie
David Lewis as Mr. Denzel Crocker
Daran Norris as Cosmo (voice) and Mr. Turner
Susanne Blakeslee as Wanda (voice)
Tara Strong as Poof (voice)
Teryl Rothery as Mrs. Turner
Mark Gibbon as Jorgen Von Strangle
Travis Turner as Dingle Dave
Devyn Dalton as Christmas Carol
Tony Cox as Elmer the Elder Elf
Devon Weigel as Vicky
Donavon Stinson as Santa Claus
Daillia Bela as Jingle Jill
Olivia Steele-Falconer as Katie
Butch Hartman as a Christmas caroler, Ginger, Fred, Ed, Ned and Jed
External links
Category:2012 films
Category:2010s American films
Category:Christmas comedy films
Category:Christmas fantasy films
Category:Live-action films based on animated series
Category:Nickelodeon films
Category:TeenNick shows
Category:The Fairly OddParents films
Category:Films about friendship
Category:American films with live action and animation
Category:Television films