Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo is a 1999 comedy film starring Rob Schneider. Other cast members include Eddie Griffin, Amy Poehler, Oded Fehr, Arija Bareikis and Bill Forsythe. Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo is the first film released by the Happy Madison Productions film production company. Other Passerby: Freak! Passerby #2: Holy shit! It's Bigfoot! Passerby #3: Hey, keep it in the circus! Man: That's a huge bitch! Quotes T.J.: See this ring? Topaz, my mother's birthstone. Know where I got the money for it? Deuce: Where? T.J.: Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it? Deuce: Man-whoring? T.J.: Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring. T.J.: I prefer to think of myself as more of a... male madame. That didn't come out right. T.J.: Don't make me he-bitch man-slap you! T.J.: You know, Antoine's got a really bad temper. One time, I dropped a cigar ash on his carpet, and he made me pick it up with my anus. Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you? Deuce: I don't know. Turkey Jizz? T.J.: Goddamn white boy. T.J.: What about Antoine's apartment? Deuce: I'm going to get the rest of the money the old-fashioned way. T.J.: You going to steal it? Bartender: There you go. That's uhh... $11.50. Deuce: Ahh. No, no. Perhaps you misunderstood me. I wish to cancel my original order of the martini and two olives, and go for just the plain cranberry juice, by itself, for the $3.00. And I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Bartender: Ahh, perhaps you don't understand. Ahh... if you don't pay me now, I'm going to uhh... take this swizzle stick, and uhh... I'll be shoving that right up your pee-hole. Deuce: I couldn't help overhearing your Spanish. Claire: It was French. Deuce: Oui, French... Nice people. Deuce: Look, I think there's been a mistake. Fluisa: Did you say steak? Deuce: No, mistake. Fluisa: Oh. See, now you got me all excited. Antoine: This is a 14th-century Hungarian crossbow. It has killed a king and changed the history of Europe. You mess up anything in my apartment... I'll shove it up your ass. Deuce: Where am I supposed to get $6,000 in three weeks? Deuce: Wow! What are those? Antoine: Medieval weapons. I'm a colletor. They're worth twice as much if they've killed somebody. Deuce: I collect Canadian quarters... I've got about six of 'em. [The aquarium attendees catches Deuce cleaning a fish tank naked. He is shocked by their disgusted looks.] Man: Yuck! Woman: EWW! [The next moment, he is escorted out of the aquarium by two burly security guards under orders from his boss] Deuce: Swim trunks are loaded with detergents and other hazardous chemicals that could be harmful to fish. [The security guards tosses him out of the facility with his gear and clothes in tow] Taglines He's not very good looking. But when the lights go out... he's still not very good looking. He charges $10.00 but he's willing to negotiate. Cast Rob Schneider as Deuce Bigalow Bill Forsythe as Det. Chuck Fowler (as William Forsythe) Eddie Griffin as Tiberius Jefferson "T.J." Hicks Arija Bareikis as Kate Oded Fehr as Antoine Laconte Gail O'Grady as Claire Richard Riehle as Bob Bigalow Jacqueline Obradors as Elaine Fowler Big Boy as Fluisa aka Jabba Amy Poehler as Ruth Bree Turner as Allison, fish tank girl Andy Shaifer as Neil (as Andrew Shaifier) Allen Covert as Vic Elle Schneider, Rob's Daughter, as Cookie Girl Pilar Schneider, Rob's Mother, as Old Lady in Japanese Restaurant Norm Macdonald as Bartender (uncredited) Marlo Thomas as Client with Vicious Dog (uncredited) Adam Sandler as Robert Justin (uncredited, voice role) See also Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo External links Category:1999 films Category:1990s American films Category:Sex comedy films Category:Screenplays by Rob Schneider Category:Films directed by Mike Mitchell