Neighbors (2014 film)

Neighbors (released in some countries as Bad Neighbours) is a 2014 comedy film about a middle-aged couple who find themselves at war with their new fraternity neighbors. Directed by Nicholas Stoller. Written by Andrew J. Cohen and Brendan O'Brien. Family vs. frat(taglines) Dialogue Bill: Uh-oh. Mac attack. Mac: Hey! Bill: Hey, there he is. Mac: Hey. Bill: I need that Mendelson file by 4:00. Mac: Okay, yeah. Bill: And this is not your bro, this is your boss talking. (chuckles) Mac: I’ll have it to you by 3:00. How’s that? Jimmy: Mac! Mac! Bill: Okay. Mac: What? Jimmy: Wait. Hold on. Whoo! Mac: Okay! Jimmy: (panting) Oh, jeez, it’s so far. Hey, we gotta go work on that thing we were discussing. Mac: What thing? Bill: What’s going on? Jimmy: We have to go work on that joint file. Mac: Of course. The joint file. Bill: You guys are doing a joint file? Mac: We have a joint file together. Jimmy: Yeah. We’re pretty deep into it. It’s tight. It’s pretty thick. Mac: It’s a big file. Pretty fat file. Jimmy: It’s dank. Mac: We should blaze through it, probably. Jimmy: Yeah. Yeah, we gotta file that for the THC Corporation. Bill: Okay. Jimmy: Because we are in the weeds. (Mac has just come home from work) Mac: There are the girls. Kelly: Hi. Mac: How’s it going, sweetie? Kelly: Good. Mac: What’s happening? Kelly: There you go. (She passes Stella over to him) She’s excited to see you. Mac: Wait, wait. Hey. (babbles) Man, parenting is easy. Look at that! Kelly: Yeah, two hours a day. Mac: Yeah. Stella: (babbling) Mac: Huh? Kelly: Hmm? Mac: We fell asleep. Kelly: Let’s go. Let’s go. Mac: Okay, let’s go. Kelly: We’ll go now. Mac: Wait. Shit! Another video. Paula: (on the phone video) Best night ever. Look at how much food I just ordered. Girl: I’m not even hungry. It’s so wasteful! Mac: We missed it. (He ends the video call) (Kelly hits his leg) Mac: Shit! Don’t hit me. Kelly: I’m so tired. Mac: I know. Let’s just go to sleep. Mac: They’re actually really good. They taste like vanilla, kinda. They’re awesome. Kelly: Pudgie, what do you got there? (Mac and Kelly are tidying up the mess) Mac: Hey. What’s nice is in a few years, we’ll have a third person to help us do this. (Then Stella has something on her hands) Mac: Hey. What do you got there, sweetie? Is that a balloon? Did you find a balloon? (But it turns out to be a condom) Oh, shit! That’s not a balloon! (He throws it to Kelly) Oh, jesus! Kelly: (screams) Kelly: This is our home! Mac: It’s our home! Kelly: This is out little cub on our lawn with a condom in her mouth. Oh, my God. I’m a mama bear. Mac: Yes, you are. Kelly: You know what? I’m gonna act all docile and then… (She roars) Mac: (He roars) My claws are out! I’m gonna fucking get them! Kelly: (hissing) Mac: Fuck these fucking guys! They don’t know who they are fucking with. They think I’m just a regular dad and then you know what happens? Boom! Boom! Teddy’s dead! Pete’s dead! Scoonie’s dead! Fuck you! Kelly: No, no. Mac: I’ll fucking kill them! Kelly: No, no. Mac: Boom! Kelly: No. Yes! Mac: I’m buying a fucking gun! Kelly: No, you’re not! Mac: I’m not buying a gun! You’re right, it’s a bad idea. Kelly: Bad call. Mac: What about one of those small prostitute guns? Kelly: No. You’re not buying a gun. Mac: (exhales) Fuck! Kelly: What can we do? That fucking Dean. What woman is named “Dean”? Mac: She’s not named “Dean.” That’s her job. Kelly: What? Mac: That’s what “dean” is here. Kelly: No. Really? Mac: Yeah. What did you think? Kelly: I thought that was her name. Mac: No. Kelly: Oh, no. Mac: What do they call in Australia? Kelly: “Chancellor.” Mac: No, she’s the chancellor. Kelly: Oh, my God. I was so rude to her. Mac: I don’t know what to do. Kelly: What do we know? Mac: What didn’t we have in college? Kelly: I didn’t have any money. Mac: I had no money either. Kelly: We had no money. They’re broke. They don’t have any money. Mac: We fuck with their house. They can’t afford to fix it. Kelly: Yes. Mac: They have to move. Kelly: Yeah, fuck them! Mac: Fuck them! We’re gonna fucking fuck them! Kelly: Fuck them! Mac: We are gonna fuck them! Kelly: Fuck them! (Indistinct conversations) Teddy: Oh, there he is. (He is about to punch him but Pete dodges) Pete: Holy shit. Teddy: I’m just kidding. Sort of. Pete: What’s up, man? Teddy: Thanks for missing our meeting, Mr. VP. Pete: I… I had this… I had this job interview, so… Teddy: No, no, clearly you had more important things to do. Pete: Yeah. So, how'd the meeting go? Teddy: Oh, it went great. It went great. We’re on probation. We can’t party. Pete: Shit. That’s a bummer. Teddy: Mmm-hmm. Pete: So, are-are we… are we cool with what happened last night? Teddy: Bros before hoes. Right? Pete: Yeah. Teddy: Right? Pete: Yeah, man. Teddy: Junk before trunk. Pete: All right, balls before dolls. Teddy: Compadres before I sleep with tu madres. Pete: Brad Pitt before Grab Glit. Teddy: Deez nuts before skinny sluts. Pete: Masturbate before I ask her to date. Teddy: Beef stew before watching The View. Pete: Male erection before One Direction. Teddy: Mario and Luigi before Thelma & Louise-ee. Pete: Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy. Teddy: Man purses before regular purses. Pete: Makes sense. Teddy: Yeah. Pete: Okay. Teddy: It does. Pete: Sports before genital warts… No, fuckin’. That’s bad. Teddy: That was a little weird. Pete: I’m fading a little bit. Teddy: John Madden before… Both: Jasmine from Aladdin! Teddy Yes! (He and Pete give each other a high-five) We just said it at the same time! Pete: All right, man. I should probably… But I’ll see you back at the house, yeah? Teddy: See you, brother. Pete: All right. Good talk, man. Teddy: Later. Pete: Do you think maybe we’ve gone too far? I’m a child of divorce and I sympathize with them. Teddy: My parents love each other, and I think it’s hilarious. Taglines Family vs. frat The battle for the street begins. Cast Seth Rogen as Mac Radner Zac Efron as Teddy Sanders Rose Byrne as Kelly Radner Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Scoonie Dave Franco as Pete Regazolli Ike Barinholtz as Jimmy Blevins Carla Gallo as Paula Faldt Craig Roberts as Assjuice External links 2004420 Neighbors Category:Films directed by Nicholas Stoller Category:2014 American films Category:American comedy films Category:Films about fraternities and sororities Category:Films about revenge