Last words in Squidbillies

This is a list of last words in Squidbillies. The series has most deaths. Some characters may have more than one "death," in instances such as being resurrected, or existing temporarily as an undead being. In some of those instances, their last words from each "death" may be added if they are significant. Season 1 Ain't nothin' gonna stop me now but my innate inabilitry to progress conganacious thunk. Who: Rusty Cuyler Well, I mean, she said she was the principal. Who: Sherrif Randy She was the damn tennis coach! What kind of damn- Who: Early Cuyler Source: School Days, Fool Days Notes: The three are ran over by a passing train. Season 3 Mr. Hal... Who: Melissa Source: Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen Notes: Oh hey there, Someone's ears are burning. We are just talking about you-- AAAHH!! Who: Dan Halen Source: Mud Days and Cornfused Notes: Mr. Corn Maze rips Dan Halen in half, killing him. Season 6 You moronic imbecile, I don't -- Who: Dan Halen Source: Class of '86 Notes: Dan Halen was shot by Sherrif Randy with a gun for bullying him. There that's better. Who: Ga Ga Pee Pap Cuyler Source: The Return of Ga Ga Pee Pap Notes: Ga Ga, Early's father who dies after smoking what he calls a "healthy stick." Season 10 Stop using your firearm as a microphone. Damn, I ain't even playing now. Who: Denny Source: The Peep Notes: Was accidentally shot by Sherrif Randy. Season 13 ​There's only two ways I'm leaving this house: in handcuffs, or in a coffin! Who: Granny Cuyler Source: This Show Was Called Squidbillies Notes: Her definitive final words in the series finale before suffering a fatal, permanent heart attack on the spot. Category: Fictional last words Category: Squidbillies