Yakkity Yak

Yakkity Yak (2003) is an Australian Nicktoon where a young anthropomorphic yak dreams to be a comedian. Hypnotic Yak [First lines] Professor Crazyhair: (touring Mount Onion to the Onion falls class) Behold! A testiment to the power of nature. Carved by wind and time. Mount Onion resembles a giant, onion! (clears throat) Hence its name. Lemony: Wow, Mount Onion is the best field trip ever! [Last lines] Keo: "I hope you learned your lesson!" Yakkity Yak: "Yeah! I'm never gonna read again!" As the Worm Turns Puppet: "You're exhausted? I tell all the jokes. All you do is stick your hand up my-" (is cut off) The Yak and the Hat Cowinator 3 Cheers for Penelope Penelope: You're offering me your assistance? Lemony: I just figured another girl might be able to show you how to fit in a little better than Yakkity. My Dad the Robot A Tree Grows in Onion Falls Spring Cleaning Dial-a-Yak Keo: "Do you think Granny will let you go?" Yakkity Yak: "Not to worry, Keo. Not to-" [Clock Tower tolls] Yakkity Yak and Keo: "WORRY!" Darn-It Dog [First lines] [As Yakkity digs through mail, Keo and Lemony show up] Keo: Hey, Yakkity. Whatcha Doing? Yakkity Yak: (pulls mail out) I'm expecting a message! Yakstravaganza Curly Top I Want My Yak TV Election Dysfunction And That's the Weather Pineapple Upside-Dead Cake! Keo: It's not aliens, Yakkity. Lemony: "It's a party for Keo!" A Yak and His Fish Regarding Chuck Double Double Oil and Trouble High Fashion Yak Nerds Are People Too The 10% Solution Keo: Way to go, Yakkity! You're up to Level 12! Lemony: You're finally gonna finish Comet Raiders! Keo: (hops on Yakkity's back) I can't believe you've been playing for 2 hours straight. [As Lemony jumps] Yakkity: I can Just touch 5 more collosal orbs over the Super Mega Boss Alien's belly button for 4 key National Day of Yakking Fairy Yakkity 3 Minutes and Funny [Repeated line] Yakkity Yak and Lemony: "Oops, it's an onion!" Nature Calls Trilobyte: A three-legged dog lifts into a saloon and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw". [The birthday kids glare at him] Trilobyte: 3 legs. Shot my paw? Fount Onion Keo: Gee, Your Hair Looks Nice. Did You Trim Your Ponytail? Lemony: No, it's Stuck to the Back of My Neck. (Fixes it) I Just Wish I Knew Somebody. Anybody with a Swimming Pool. Keo: I Know Where There's a Pool! Lemony:You Do? Yakkity Yak: Uh, No He Don't. Keo: I'm Sorry, Yakkity. But She Tricked Me with Her Girlish Wiles. Lemony: Wiles Schmiles. Where's this pool? and make it fast! Ice Scream, You Scream Cabin Fever Due Back Tomorrow End of the Line House Sitters Teachers Pet Yakeo Sharing Bear Lucky Undies Techno Prisoners It's a So-So Life Camp Onion Snow Biz The Fan From Boom to Bust Rondo Reversal Coach: Stop right there, mister. I saw what you did to that poor defenseless weakling! Yakkity: Am I in trouble? Coach: Of course not! You're on the football team. I could use a tough guy like you. Rondo: What about me? Coach: Put a sweater on. You're gonna catch a cold. The Damage is Done My Fair Crazy Hair Practically Funny Onion Falls Most Wanted Blue Rinse Test Daddy Uh-Ohs Lemony: "Now that you mention it, it is kinda lame." Yaks A Plenty Home School Host: Your answer, please? Yakkity: Uhhh...okay, okay...uhhh...the Queen of England? [wrong buzzer sounds] Host: No. The atmosphere of Mars is NOT composed of the Queen of England. The Onion Falls 500 Category:2000s Canadian animated TV shows Category:Australian animated TV shows Category:Flash animated TV shows Category:Australian children's animated comedy TV shows Category:Canadian children's animated comedy TV shows Category:Nicktoons Category:Cancelled shows Category:Animated TV shows about children Category:TV shows about cows