MacGruber (film)

MacGruber is a 2010 SNL action-comedy film. The Ultimate Tool (taglines) MacGruber I'm in. If ripping throats gets that warhead back, I'll suck as many dicks as I've go— I'll rip as many throats as I have to! You're loco, man! Subtited: You're crazy, man! Never ever say 'never ever'. Pound some Cunth. I got a better idea, no fucking way! I bet you wish your nose was a dick so you could fuck butts! Classic Macgruber That was fuckin' tits Just tell me what you want me to fuck! Dialogue Vicki: I'm a virgin. MacGruber: Not for long. MacGruber: I just took an upper-decker in the master bathroom. Vicki: Upper-decker? MacGruber: Yeah, it's where you take a shit in the water tank and not the bowl- You look great. MacGruber: Don't worry we got your back. We're only seven blocks away. So if anything goes down- Vicki: Seven blocks? MacGruber: [laughing] Okay, you got me. About twenty blocks. Vicki: Wasn't there anything closer? MacGruber: Nope. Dixon: There were tons of spots closer. MacGruber: Yeah! With meters! [MacGruber is trying to defuse a nuclear warhead] Vicki: Can you defuse it? MacGruber: Are you kidding me? Look at all this crap! There's like a million wires in here. I'm more like a three wire guy! [Vicki and MacGruber are driving away from an assassination attempt, believing Dixon, who is in the back to be dead] Vicki: Is he dead?! MacGruber: YES! HE'S DEAD! [Dixon gets up] Dixon: Jesus... MacGruber: AHHHHHHHH! Dixon: How did you know I was wearing a bulletproof vest? MacGruber: You were wearing a bulletproof vest? ... Awesome! Vicki: [dressed like MacGruber] If you're the one they want to come after why can't you be dressed like you? MacGruber: Because...you are! Dixon: [using a phone tracer] Now remember, MacGruber. You gotta keep him on the line long enough to get a location. MacGruber: Don't worry, I've done this before. [to the phone] Now listen to me you piece of sh- he hung up. Did you get it? Vicki: No. MacGruber: Damn it! Is that thing working? Tagline The Ultimate Tool Do Not Underestimate This Man Cast Will Forte - MacGruber Kristen Wiig - Vicki Gloria St. Elmo Ryan Phillippe - Lt. Dixon Piper Powers Boothe - Col. Jim Faith Val Kilmer - Dieter Von Cunth Maya Rudolph - Casey Janine Fitzpatrick Chris Jericho - Frank Korver Montel Vontavious Porter - Vernon Freedom The Great Khali - Tug Phelps The Big Show - Brick Hughes Mark Henry - Tut Beemer Kane - Tanker Lutz Andy Mackenzie - Hoss Bender Derek Mears - Large henchman Rhys Coiro - Yerik Novikov Jasper Cole - Zeke Pleshette Kevin Skousen - Senator Garver Brandon Trost - Brick's boyfriend Jason Trost - Smoking guard Amar'e Stoudemire - himself Chris Kittinger - Man in tux DJ Nu-Mark (uncredited) - Club DJ External links 1470023 MacGruber Category:Films directed by Jorma Taccone Category:Slapstick films Category:American comedy films Category:2010 American films Category:2010 English-language films Category:Saturday Night Live films