Full House/Season 6

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 | Main Full House was a television sitcom that ran on the American ABC network from 1987 until 1995 Come Fly With Me [6.1] Flight Attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to flight 40, we should be arriving at our destination... Auckland, New Zealand, in 14 hours. Stephanie: Auckland, New Zealand? Michelle: 14 hours? Stephanie & Michelle: Aaah!! The Long Goodbye [6.2] Mrs. Knotts: Michelle, very good printing, but is there something missing from your I's? Michelle: I save the dots for last. Mrs. Knotts: I do too. Michelle: Teddy, wanna dot my I's? Teddy: Oooh! That's my favorite thing! Mrs. Knotts: Boys and girls if you thought dotting I's was fun, you're gonna love, crossing T's. Denise: Excuse me. Mrs. Knotts: Everyone, say hello to Denise. Kids: Hello, Denise. Mrs. Knotts: She's joining us from Mrs. Harris's class. (To Denise) Denise, why don't you take that empty seat there next to Michelle? Denise: Hi, Michelle. Michelle: Hi. Denise: Do you wanna trade lunches? Michelle: No thank you. Denise: I've got a bologna sandwich. Michelle: I have tuna. I don't think that goes with bologna. Denise: I've got potato chips. Michelle: What kind? Denise: Sour cream and onion. Michelle: Really? Denise: Sure. Why would I lie about potato chips? Michelle: Sour cream and onion is my favorite. Denise: Me too. Michelle: The taste stays on the tongue for a really long time. Denise: Yeah. Sometimes when my mommy kisses me, she says, "Eww! What have you been eating?!" Mrs. Knotts: Shh. Denise & Michelle: Shh. Michelle: I'm making T's wanna cross mine? Denise: Cool. The Play's The Thing [6.8] I'm Not D.J. [6.10] D.J.: Stephanie, your ears are infected. Stephanie: Michelle. Ow. You promised you wouldn't tell. Michelle: I promise I wouldn't tell Dad. Does this look like Dad? D.J.: Stephanie, did you pierce them at the mall after Dad told you no? Stephanie: Of course not. I'm not that stupid. Michelle: She let Kimmy do it. D.J.: What?! You let Kimmy punch a hole in your body? Why don't you just fall into a rusty nail? Stephanie, you have to tell Dad. He needs to take you to a doctor. Stephanie: Oh no! Michelle: That's okay. If you don't yell, you get a lollipop. If you yell a lot, you get two. A Very Tanner Christmas [6.12] [Rebecca watches as her husband sprays the windows on the back door with snow-like spray paint] Rebecca: Jesse, this is not snow. This is gunk from a can. Kimmy: [attempts to get mistletoe kisses] Come on, don't be shy. [Comet enters and licks her] Kimmy: Miles, you animal! Silence Is Not Golden [6.17] Charles: Who's room is this? [mockingly] The rainbow brights'? Hmm? Stephanie: Let's just do the assignment. [opens her binder] Okay, what did you do that was nice? Charles: Well I, I didn't put bubble gum in anyone's chair. Stephanie: [sarcastically] What a prince. Michelle: Oh, Stephanie. Charles: Oh look. It's half a person. Michelle: You got a bad attitude. Stephanie: What is it Michelle? We're studying. Michelle: You're in big trouble with Dad. Big big big big big big big big... Stephanie: Okay! Okay, I get it. What'd I do? Michelle: You forgot to take the garbage out again. Stephanie: Uh oh. Michelle: Dad said he'll deal with you later. Just thought you'd like to know. Charles: Well I guess you're really in for it now, huh? Stephanie: Yeah. That's twice this week. My dad's gonna flip out on me. Charles: Well, you know what helps? Try thinking of a funny movie like, like Home Alone or Roger Rabbit. That's what I always do when I'm getting it. Stephanie: Getting what? Charles: Well, you know, when your dad's pounding you. Stephanie: You mean hitting? [Charles nods] My dad never hits me. Does yours hit you? Charles: No. Just, just, just forget it. Let, let's do the assignment. Stephanie: But you said you always think of a funny movie. Do you get hit a lot? Charles: Look, I didn't mean anything by it. Just forget it! Okay? Let's do the assignment. Stephanie: Charles, you can trust me, I swear! Charles: No, I don't care if you swear on your mother's life! Stephanie: My mother is not alive. Charles: Oh. I'm sorry. Mine's not alive either. Stephanie: I'm sorry. Charles: Look, the thing is, my dad does hit me sometimes. But it's my own fault for ticking him off. Boy did he really clock me last week. Stephanie: You mean when you came to school with that black eye and you said you walked into a door? Charles: Yeah. A door named Dad. Stephanie: Maybe you should tell someone. Charles: No. No! I, I can't tell anyone, and neither can you. What time is it? Stephanie: [looks at her watch] 5:30. Charles: I forgot to phone my dad and tell him I was gonna be late. He's gonna kill me! [packs his binder up] Gotta go, I gotta go! Stephanie: But Charles! Charles: Steph, you gotta swear to me. You can't tell anyone as long as you live, ever. You got it okay? Stephanie: Okay. I swear. [Charles runs out of the room] Subterranean Graduation Blues [6.19] Michelle: Excuse me sir, littering is bad for the Earth! The House Meets The Mouse (1) [6.23] D.J.: Stephanie, she's just a little kid. Stephanie: Yeah, and Chucky was just a doll. The House Meets The Mouse (2) [6.24] Danny: Michelle, you know you're not supposed to wander off by yourself. Michelle: But Daddy, I was so mad. Danny: Now, that's no excuse. We're gonna have a long talk about this later. Michelle: But Daddy, I'm the princess, and nobody would do what I told them. Danny: Sounds like you were trying to be the boss. Michelle: The princess is the boss. Danny: Bruce Springsteen is the boss. External links Full House (season 6) Category:Full House seasons