Hamlet 2

Hamlet 2 is a 2008 comedy about a failed actor-turned-worse-high-school-drama-teacher who rallies his Tucson, AZ students as he conceives and stages a politically incorrect musical sequel to Shakespeare's Hamlet. Directed by Andrew Fleming. Written by Andrew Fleming and Pam Brady. One high school drama teacher is about to make a huge number 2. Dana Marschz I feel like I've been raped....IN THE FACE! Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson. It's getting late... and my wife is ovulating. [in commercial] I'm having a herpes outbreak, right now - but you'd never know it. Thanks, Herpocol! It's a slippery slope... beer, liquor, dope, coke, meth, chicks with dicks, then jail! Cricket Feldstein You wanna hit me? I would love it if you hit me! I'm married to a Jew, I've got nothing to lose! Epiphany Sellers I still get nervous around ethnics. Dialogue Cricket Feldstein: No one is shutting down this play. The Justice Department and the so-called Supreme Court can suck my balls. Dana Marschz: Why do they have to do this? Cricket Feldstein: My balls? Dana Marschz: You can't let your ethnic narrow-mindedness stop your son from thriving in our culture. Mr. Marquez: I have to take exception to that characterization. Dana Marschz: Heywood's a bad boy. He's a gang banger. A deadbeat. But he also has a gift. Mrs. Marquez: Who is Heywood? Dana Marschz: Your son. Heywood Jablome. [pause; realization dawns upon Dana] Dana Marschz: Oh. I just got that. Cricket Feldstein: Well, this play is gonna bitch-slap Broadway like a cheap hooker at a gangbang. Dana Marschz: Uh... yeah. Cricket Feldstein: Y'know, and those Bible-humping protesters can suck a bag of dicks, 'cause all I ended up doing was giving you free publicity. Dana Marschz: Yeah, and did you see my dressing room? It has a bidet! Elisabeth Shue: That was a sink. Dana Marschz: It was? Cast Steve Coogan - Dana Marschz Catherine Keener - Brie Marschz Joseph Julian Soria - Octavio Marquez Skylar Astin - Rand Posin Phoebe Strole - Epiphany Sellars Melonie Diaz - Ivonne Arnie Pantoja - Vitamin J Michael Esparza - Chuy Natalie Amenula - Yolanda David Arquette - Gary Elisabeth Shue - Elisabeth Shue Amy Poehler - Cricket Feldstein External links 1104733 Hamlet 2 hamlet_2 Hamlet 2 The Official site Category:2008 films Category:American comedy films Category:Cult films Category:2000s American films Category:Films about actors