Disorganized Crime

Disorganized Crime is a 1989 heist-comedy film, set in Montana, about a career criminal who plans a bank heist and sends for his buddies to help pull the job. Before his buddies arrive, he's caught, forcing his cohorts to pull the job alone. He soon escapes, setting off a search by the bumbling cops. Directed and written by Jim Kouf. Five crooks without a plan. Two cops without a clue. And one bank vault without a scratch.taglines Dialogue Carlos: Only $600.00, not enough. Max: We need another $900.00 Carlos: Why don't we just take out a loan? Max: We can hit one more. Carlos: Are you out of your mind? We're going to get nailed. Max: This isn't Miami, you know. Every cop they have'll be swarming over that market. If we hit another right now, they won't be ready. Carlos: They won't be ready? I'm not ready! I haven't done this since I was 17! Carlos: [about sleeping man in back seat] Who's he? You seem to know everybody here. Who's he then? Ray: Don't know him. Carlos: You don't know him? Ray: Nope. Carlos: I don't know him either. Max: Me neither. Carlos: [they stare at the man] Guess it's not fair not knowing who he is now that he knows who we are. Nick: [wakes up] Guess I'm not as famous as you guys. Nick Bartowski. Glad to meet you. Now we can be best friends. Well, wake me when we get there. Then I'll get your fucking autographs. Max: Any of you got toothpaste? Nick: Yes. I got some fucking toothpaste! Ray: What's his problem? Carlos: I don't know. I think he wanted to kill me. George: [George is crossing river when he loses his clothes] AH AH AH AH AH! My fucking clothes! In the fucking river! Bill: [chases after clothes] Ah, shit. George: Son of a BITCH! Nick: Now what about getting inside? Carlos: The place next door is a real-estate office. We pick the lock. We get in, and go through the wall. It is made of brick, like your brain. It's one foot thick, two layers. Taglines Five crooks without a plan. Two cops without a clue. And one bank vault without a scratch. Five crooks without a plan are out to rob one bank with lots of cash. So what's the hold-up? Cast Fred Gwynne - Max Green Lou Diamond Phillips - Ray Forgy Rubén Blades - Carlos Barrios William Russ - Nick Bartkowski Corbin Bernsen - Frank Salazar Ed O'Neill - Detective George Denver Daniel Roebuck - Detective Bill Lonigan Hoyt Axton - Sheriff Henault External links 0097211 Category:Heist films Category:Criminal comedy films Category:Films set in Montana Category:1989 American films Category:1989 English-language films Category:Films set in New Jersey Category:American comedy films