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Alvin and the Chipmunks (1983 TV series)
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Alvin and the Chipmunks is an American animated television series featuring The Chipmunks, produced by Bagdasarian Productions in association with Ruby-Spears Enterprises from 1983 to 1987, for the first five seasons, Murakami-Wolf-Swenson in 1988, for the sixth season, and DIC Entertainment from 1988 to 1990, for the final three seasons.
The C-Team
[First lines of the series]
Alvin: There's got to be something interesting.
Theodore: We could share my apple.
Simon: Too common, Theodore.
Theodore: Oh well, In that case... [bites the apple]
Dave: Boys, time to leave for school!
Alvin: There's nothing for show and tell.
[The Chipmunks run out of the room]
The Chipettes
[The Chipmunks enters the Chipettes' room by mistake]
Theodore: [off-screen] Alvin, Is that you?
The Chipettes: [scream off-screen]
[The Chipettes are first shown as Chipmunks jumped out of the bed]
Alvin: What are you doing here?!
Brittany: What are you doing in here?! This is our room!
Simon: This is the Chipmunks' room!
Jeanette: Precisely.
Theodore: Well, we have a concert here tomorrow night.
Eleanor: So do we, our first American concert.
Alvin: Oh yeah? We'll see about the manager has say about that.
[The Chipmunks run out of the room]
Brittany: This way, Eleanor.
Eleanor: Coming, Brittany! Come on, Jeanette.
[Jeanette runs after Brittany and Eleanor]
Brittany: Sir, would you please get these animals another room?
Simon and Theodore: "Animals"?
Alvin: Actually sir, it's these girls who need another room.
Receptionist: Oh, I'm sorry. You'll just have to share the room. You see, we're all booked up for the Chipmunk concert.
Chipmunks: That's us!
Chipettes: WE'RE the Chipmunks!
[Both groups argue]
Receptionist: Oh, wait...who's there? I don't care who the real Chipmunks are! I just want the best group for tomorrow's concert!
Brittany: That settles it! We'll sing for you tomorrow, and you decide who performs.
Alvin: And the winner keeps the Chipmunk name forever! Deal?
Brittany: Deal! [she and Alvin shake hands]
Tell it to the Judge
Mover delivers a ten-speed bicycle for Dave, who has already departed for a business trip.
Alvin{talking to himself}: Wow, it arrived.
Flashback. Dave is reading a catalog and cuts a check.
Dave: Just what I always wanted. I will use this bicycle for long, leisurely rides.
Alvin: And after you're done, then I can use the bike for long, leisurely rides?
Dave: Absolutely not!
Dave keeps repeating "absolutely not" as Alvin returns to the present.
Alvin{talking to himself}: Dave has prohibited me from using the bike for long, leisurely rides. However, he did not say I was prohibited from using it for short, simple rides.
Alvin rides off on bicycle
--
Alvin wishes to sue Brittany for the accident.
Simon: How will you even begin? Lawyers are expensive.
Alvin: I will find a good, cheap lawyer.
Later
Alvin{on phone}: Thank you for letting me know. I understand. hangs up
Simon: I told you it would be hard.
Alvin: I will settle for a cheap lawyer.
Later
Alvin{on phone}: You want how much? Forget it!! slams down phone
Alvin: If I cannot get a cheap lawyer or a good lawyer, I will settle for a bad lawyer!
Later; Alvin is pacing the floor.
Alvin: That is it; I have tried every lawyer in town. Where does the little guy go to get justice?
Theodore is watching TV
Announcer: Welcome to another edition of Public Court, where the little guy goes to get justice!
Snow Job
Theodore: Sorry Alvin, Sometimes my stomach kicks over.
Alvin: Never mind, just convince Colorado this time. I think he went into the Sauna.
[Alvin, Simon, and Theodore enter the Sauna, Dave is in here]
Simon: Alvin, I'm the president of your fan club.
[Simon and Theodore are sweaty]
Theodore: Alvin, I was president.
Simon: Whatever.
Bigger!
Brittany: This video stinks! [throws a rattle]
Alvin: It's... coming along great.
[Brittany throws the bottle]
Brittany: I want a new director!
Alvin: [sobs] This is harder than I thought. I don't feel good.
Funny, We Shrunk the Adults
Simon has accused Alvin of ruining his lab coat, as it is tiny. Theodore takes the tiny lab coat.
Theodore: There it is, thanks!
Alvin: Why do you want it?'
Theodore: This is for my Mr. Scientist action figure!
Simon's lab coat is in the dryer. Simon claims it.
Alvin: [clear his throat] I think someone or someone else is owed an apology.
Simon: Apology accepted.
[Simon leaves]
Alvin: Not me! You... SIMON!
[The scene fades to black]
Staying Afloat
Brittany: Where are the police when you need them?
Theodore: Right behind us.
Dave's Dream Cabin
Alvin has done up Dave's rustic cabin into a Potemkin village-style mansion. He uses a faux-British accent to look like a successful rocker and put signs on doors; which in actuality lead to the outside
Door #1: Gymnasium
Robby Leach: What is in here?
Alvin: Oh, I am sorry, it is Sy's workout and he so hates to be disturbed.
Robby Leach: Who is Sy?
Alvin: Oh, you know, "Sy" Stallone.
Door #2: Movie Theatre
Robby Leach: Ah, a movie theatre inside a home!
Alvin blocks door
Alvin: It is 3 P.M. and the movie theatre is closed for cleaning.
--
Water tank breaks, flooding Dave's cabin and jettisoning everyone outside. A drenched Robby and cameraman get in a limousine
Alvin: So Robby, when will I be on your show?
Robby Leach: When pigs fly!
Alvin: Does that mean this week or next week?
Operation Theodore
Brittany: [looks at the girl] You're not Bobby.
Alvin: Brittany, have you seen Theodore?
[Brittany cries loudly]
External links
Category:American TV shows
Category:Animated TV shows
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Category:Cancelled shows
Category:Cartoon Network shows