Hello, I'm Your Aunt!

Hello, I'm Your Aunt! (Russian: Здравствуйте, я ваша тётя!, Transliteration: Zdravstvuyte, ya vasha tyotya!) is a Soviet 1975 farce comedy film directed by Viktor Titov and is loosely based on the play Charley's Aunt by Brandon Thomas. Runtime - 98 min. Produced by T/O Ekran. The film was an immense hit; many lines of dialogue subsequently became catch phrases themselves. Babbs I am Charlie's aunt! I arrived from Brazil, the country of a lot of wild monkeys! Give me everything! ... That is, I want to say, more garnish. Your guardian is such an assho... Excuse me, all the noble ladies in Brazil swear like that! There's only one girl here! It's ME!.. Ah! Ah! No, no, no! He is not in love with me! He is in love with my millions! Do you know how many Pedros are in Brazil! You cannot count hem! Shame on you... to frighten... a weak lady! This will be my little whim! Ha-ho! We ladies can do whatever we want with men. It is something! Colonel Chesney I am an old soldier! and I know not the language of love! But when I first met you, Donna Rosa, I felt like a weary wayfarer who, at the ebb of his life... on a sunlit field... saw, Donna Rrrosa! a tender violet! (Aside) Men, am I good? She likes to drink... This should be used! Nice! She fell in love with me at first (chews) sight. Judge Criggs I'm running! I'm flying! I'm racing! Dialogue Charley Wykeham: Is someone sick? Jackie Chesney: Yes. My dad. Charley Wykeham: Oh my God! What's wrong with him, where is he? Jackie Chesney: In his room. Charley Wykeham: What's he doing there? Jackie Chesney: Drinking champagne for courage. Charley Wykeham: It's a strange illness, Jackie, very strange. Jackie Chesney: You don't have a heart... Charley Wykeham: You don't know what true love is, aunt. Babbs: Oh, how wrong you are... Didn't my sadness catch your eye? Charley Wykeham: No. Jackie Chesney: Oh, yes... Charley Wykeham: Ah, yes, yes! Dona Rosa: It's hard to believe you lived in Brazil. For example all ladies there smoke cigars just like men. Do you have this habit? Babbs: I adore cigars. Let's smoke! In our Brazilian way! Brasset: What do you want, sir? Babbs: Are you crazy? Do I look like sir? Brasset: Excuse me, milady. Babbs: Milady wants a little glass of Cognac very much. Brasset: As you wish, sir, that is, milady. Charlie: Why? why did you brute have to make fun of him? Babbs: I had to torture him a little bit, hadn't I? Judge Criggs: At least a kiss! I entreat you... Rosalia! Babbs: (after securing the marriage permission) I'll kiss you. Later. If you still want it... you little Criggsy. Jackie Chesney: Some gin? Brandy? Rum? Policeman: I'm on duty now, Sir. Jackie Chesney: It means — whiskey. Cast Alexander Kalyagin - Babbs Babberley Tamara Nosova - Donna Rosa d'Alvadorez (note - Donna Lucia in the play) Tatyana Vedeneyeva - Ela Delahay Valentin Gaft - Brasset the footman Mikhail Lyubeznov - Charley Wyckham Oleg Shklovsky - Jackie Chesney Mikhail Kozakov - Colonel Sir Francis Chesney Armen Dzhigarkhanyan - Judge Criggs Galina Orlova - Bettie Tatyana Vasilyeva - Annie Viktor Gajnov Vladimir Korovkin Nikolai Tagin Anton Makarov Anatoli Malashkin Yuri Prokhorov (actor) Yuri Prokhorov Rogvold Sukhoverko External links X7Z5NrJhM7A Hello, I'm Your Aunt! — selected quotations Category:1975 films