Pam Ayres

Pam Ayres, MBE (born 14 March 1947) is an English poet, comedian, songwriter and presenter of humorous poetry. Sourced The Wonderbra I bought myself a WonderbraFor fourteen ninety nine,It looked so good on the model girl's chest,And I hoped it would on mine,I took it from the packagingAnd when I tried it on,The Wonderbra restored to meAll I believed had gone. In Favour Of Pushing Your Car Over A Cliff And Buying A Bike... I am a mighty Garage,On the corner of the Square,And it is all my pleasure,To provide a quick repair,Or I can do your service,In the blinking of an eye,I wouldn't say it's thorough,But it'll get you by. Oh No, I've Got A Cold I am sitting on the sofa.By the fire and staying in.Me head is free of comfortAnd me nose is free of skinMe friends have run for cover,They have left me pale and sickWith me pockets full of tissuesAnd me nostrils full of Vick. External links www.pamayres.com (Official website) The Wonderbra Song - an example of Pam's poetry Several more examples of Pam Ayres' poetry (Note: this page has an embedded music file). Interview with Woman's World (archived) Category:Poets from England Category:Memoirists from England Category:Women authors from England Category:Actresses from England Category:Comedians from England Category:Humorists Category:Songwriters from England Category:Radio personalities Category:Television personalities Category:1947 births Category:Living people Category:Women born in the 1940s