Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am

Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am is a 2007 golf video game developed by Creat Studios and published by Midway Games for the PlayStation 2. It is based on the Cartoon Network/Adult Swim animated television series Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Shake Meatwad, what the hell did you do? I'm number one, baby! This doesn't feel good. Wow. I can't get that snackcart lady out of my mind! She's enchanting! Frylock Oh yeah! Look at my eyes, bitch! Dialogue Master Shake: Well, what's this little to do? Frylock: My damn mail. Master Shake: And yet, it is in my hands. Explain that to Frylock: Shake, Shake. Do you see anything from golf course? Frylock: Open it, Shake, open it! Master Shake: HOLD ON! Have to open it first. Meatwad: Dang, boy. You dang doughnut in the dang fairway. Master Shake: This is freeway, not a fairway. You dang my way, okay? Frylock: I don't think you want to hit all this. It's not a good life. Master Shake: (After winning the tournament, Shake stands on a pedestal with a trophy in hand, with a cheering crowd taking his pictures) Yes, bitches! I am number one in your face! My urine tastes like champagne, I am number one! Meatwad: (Speaking into a microphone) Congratulations man, this is your first cup championship. We know we gotten close a number of times back in 2001 and 2003, that heartbreaker. But this time, you finally sealed the deal, all because of your caddy, who gave you some really good proper instructions, treated you like the robot that you are cause he's the puppet master pullin' the strings. Tell us... (Gives Shake the microphone) What's going thru your mind? Master Shake: Well, the big thing I think we all realized out here today is that this sport sucks, big time. (The crowd starts booing him) Golf is for losers. You wanna talk about a real sport, its called "professional football". Cause y'know what, I was scouted in College, I coulda totally gone pro. (Red words appear out of nowhere reading "FINISH HIM!!", a parody of Mortal Kombat) Voice: Finish him! (The crowd begins to panic; Meatwad and Frylock look up while Shake looks around to see where the voice came from) Master Shake: Who was that guy? Meatwad: That's Ultra-Mega chicken, up there. (Shake looks up) Closing in pretty fast. Frylock: Uh, scoot over, Meatwad. (Frylock and Meatwad move out of the way when Ultra-Mega Chicken's foot lands on Shake, flattening him; another Mortal Kombat parody appears when the word "FATALITY" is shown) Voice: Fatality! (Carl, Frylock, and Meatwad at Shake's burial) Carl: Why? Why is it always the best people... that gotta take time out of their day... to see dumbasses get buried? Meatwad: (Sadly) He always had such a zest for life. (sniffs) Why'd he have get smashed by that big chicken? (sniffs) He was so young. Frylock: No, he wasn't. He was pushing 40. Meatwad: Oh well, (someone farts) Category: Aqua Teen Hunger Force Category:PlayStation 2 video games Category:PlayStation 2-only video games