Cunnilingus

thumb|A Lick-twat, and a Fencer too. —Martial Cunnilingus, also known by many other names, is oral stimulation of the female pudendum—usually as a means of sexual arousal. Quotes Et delator es et calumniator,Et fraudator es et negotiator,Et fellator es et lanista. Martial, Ep. xi. 66 ("To Vacerra") Th’ art both a Pick-thank, and Detractor,A cunning Cheater, and a Factor,A Lick-twat, and a Fencer too, ... R. Fletcher, Ex Otio Negotium (1656) Petruchio: Come, come, you wasp; i' faith, you are too angry.Katherina: If I be waspish, best beware my sting.Petruchio: My remedy is, then, to pluck it out.Katherina: Ay, if the fool could find it where it lies.Petruchio: Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting? In his tail.Katherina: In his tongue.Petruchio: Whose tongue?Katherina: Yours, if you talk of tales; and so farewell.Petruchio: What! with my tongue in your tail? Nay, come again, Good Kate; I am a gentleman.Katherina: That I'll try. [Striking him.]Petruchio: I swear I'll cuff you if you strike again.Katherina: So may you lose your arms: If you strike me, you are no gentleman; And if no gentleman, why then no arms. William Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew, Act II, scene i (c. 1590–1592) ‘Hold, sir,’ quoth she, ‘My word I will not fail,For you shall feel my hand, and kisse my tail.’ John Taylor, Epigrams (1614; 1630) Then will I visit with a wand’ring kissThe vale of lilies and the bower of bliss;And where the beauteous region both divideInto two milky ways, my lips shall slideDown those smooth alleys, wearing as they goA tract for lovers on the printed snow;Thence climbing o’er the swelling Apennine,Retire into thy grove of eglantine,Where I will all those ravish’d sweets distilThrough Love’s alembic, and with chemic skillFrom the mix’d mass one sovereign balm derive,Then bring that great elixir to thy hive. Thomas Carew, "A Rapture", Poems (1640) As a link, it beats fucking out of the field. I've tried both and I know. Flossie, a Venus of Fifteen (1897) That naughty old Sappho of GreeceSaid: “What I prefer to a piece  Is to have my pudenda  Rubbed hard by the endaThe little pink nose of my niece.” Norman Douglas, Some Limericks (1928) There was a young bride, a Canuck,Told her husband, “Let’s do more than suck.  You say that I, maybe,  Can have my first baby—Let’s give up this Frenching, and fuck!” Quoted in Gershon Legman, The Limerick (1970) External links Category:Sexuality