CSI: Miami (season 8)

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 | Main CSI: Miami (2002–2012) is a dramatic television series about the Forensics Crime Lab in Miami. It is a spin-off of the popular series CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Out of Time (8.01) Delko: Detective Caine, I thought you were going to invest in a pair of sunglasses. Horatio: I thought you were going to find them for me, Eric. Hostile Takeover (8.02) Darren: My clerk tells me you want to cash a check for $100,000? Ryan: Actually we want to give you an "I Owe You." Darren: Funny. Get out of here or I'm gonna call the cops. Calleigh: We are the cops! Tripp: You own Royal Vista Check cashing, Mr Ripley? Darren: Uh, you know what, here a better question. When are you paying back the 100 grand you took from me? Tripp: Pay you back, what the hell are you talking about? That money's not worth the lint in my pocket! Darren: What my esteemed colleague is trying to say is that we know you're counterfeiting money. Bolt Action (8.03) Dean: Look, I don't mean to be rude, but we're not insured for accidents like this. Horatio: See, the problem is we're not certain this is an accident. And we don't know what killed these boys. Dean: Yeah, well either way I just wanted to make sure my wife and I are not liable. Horatio: I understand. I'm actually focused on the young men who lost their lives. Calleigh: Well, the interviews are today, so hopefully the nightmare will be over in and Eric can come back to work. Ryan: Or you could both lose your jobs. Calleigh: That's not very positive. In Plane Sight (8.04) Ryan: So you get to fish out Burgess out of the toilet. Have fun with all that. Jesse: You know, why don't you go for it? Ryan: Well, I'm sorry first come first slime, my friend. Jesse: Well, why don't we play for it? Ryan: Rock, paper, scissors, are you serious? Jesse: It's the L.A. way. Why you scared? Ryan: Hell no, it's just I'm not eight years old that's all. Bad Seed (8.05) Walter: Okay boys, how are we going to pull this one off? We don't have the authority and I don't feel a warrant in my pocket. Ryan: Walter, we have badges. These rural guys barely have educations. Tripp: Why were you running, super-fly? Al: Because you were chasing me. Tripp: Well, we got a paradox because I didn't start chasing until you started running. Dude, Where's My Groom? (8.06) Tom: Meet Mr. Tito Estevev of Always Protected Security. Ryan: That company might want to think about getting a new name, don't you? Tom: Funny. Bone Voyage (8.07) Jimmy: Oh, hey, you are one smokin' lady. I could get you a magazine cover like that. Natalia: Awesome. Can you get this dirtbag out of here and I'll bag everything up? Ryan: What have you got? Walter: Possible skull fragment. Ryan: Walter, this is a turtle shell. Walter: A turtle shell? Ryan: Yeah, this is a turtle shell. Those are your shoes, that's the sky. [Ryan and Walter see a bear close to them and it roars at them.] Ryan: Just make yourself small and nonthreatening. Walter: I can't be small and nonthreatening! I'm running for it! Ryan: Don't, you can't outrun a bear! Walter: I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you. [The bear charges at Ryan and Walter causing them both to scream. Jesse shoots the bear.] Jesse: It's okay, hey, hey, you're safe now girls. Point of Impact (8.08) Walter: Man, that's insane! I mean the guy was standing right over there! Looked fine to me. Ryan: I bet he thought he dodged a bullet. Anyway, Walter last time I checked you can't charge a dead man with vehicular manslaughter. Kill Clause (8.09) Natalia: A few black sequins missing. Can we keep this for our investigation? Suspect: Really? Natalia: Yeah, you'll get it back. I'll give you a receipt. Suspect: I better not see a picture of you wearing it in Ocean Drive. Natalia: Thank you. [To Jesse] Wow, don't come between a girl and her dress. Count Me Out (8.10) Ryan: Well doctor, I don't have any sort of fancy medical degree, but I'd venture to guess that this victim died due to a head injury. Tom: Incorrect. Calleigh: Alright, look lady! If you do not get into that car without further incident, then I am happy to add resisting arrest to your rap sheet! Miss Olsen: Remember, I pay your salary. Calleigh: Then I deserve a raise. Delko For The Defense (8.11) Tripp: Zack Finley is not our guy. In fact I don't even know if he's a guy! Jesse: Oh, come on, didn't you pat him down at the crime scene? Tripp: Yeah, for a gun. Walter: Whoa, whoa, whoa, so you're saying... Tripp: Let me spell it out for you, the guy doesn't have the equipment. Show Stopper (8.12) Walter: This dress is so tiny. She always looks so much bigger on stage. Ryan: Oh, yeah? Were you a Phoenicks fan? Walter: Weren't you? Ryan: No, Walter. I'm not an eleven year old girl. Walter: Whatever man, Phoenicks was on fire. Ryan: Literally. Die By The Sword (8.13) Walter: Hey, Travis, let me ask you something. What kind of messed up world we living in when a guy can't go for a stroll without getting cut in half? Travis: The same kind of world that keeps me employed, I suppose. In The Wind (8.14) Walter: Hey, did she get her hearing checked out yet? Ryan: I told her she's a liability until she... Natalia: I can hear you both clear as a bell. Walter: You heard that? Natalia: Well, yeah, I went to the doctor. I, uh, got this little hearing aid. Walter: Check it out! Ryan: She's like the Bionic Woman, now. Horatio: Frank, does Phillip Hale have a record? Tripp: No, he's clean, but I pulled up his social security number to find out where he works. Horatio: And what'd you get? Tripp: Well, when he's not running over old ladies, he's a a caddie at the Forty Palms country club. Miami, We Have A Problem (8.15) Jody: What? Neal: Nothing! Jody: No, go ahead, say it! Neal: I knew there'd be no traffic. Jody: Fine. Next time we'll leave when you want to. Neal: No, no, no! That's okay, this is fine. This is better actually, because we can stare at this tree for 45 minutes. Walter: Maybe our victim's an alien. Ryan: Nah, I feel like Tom would have mentioned the green blood by now. Walter: Unless Tom's an alien too. Covering up the truth. Would explain a lot about Tom. L.A. (8.16) Horatio: You're a pornographer, Mr. Enright. Enright: It's adult entertainment. It's a multibillion-dollar business. A very legitimate movie business. Horatio: Well, then, roll credits, Mr. Enright. Enright': I'm sorry? Horatio: That's a wrap. Ryan: That's your story? You're gonna stick with that? Coop: Not only am I gonna stick with it, but it's the truth, pint-size. Ryan: I'm 5-9. Coop: [laughs] My pants are 5-9. Getting Axed (8.17) Ryan: [To Tom, who is up an elevator shaft trying to separate the victim from the elevator] Hey Tom! You still up there? Tom: No, Ryan, I'm on lunch break. Dave: You can change all you want. You can't escape your past. Dishonor (8.18) Horatio: [Catching Kyle staring at a waitress.] Subtle. Kyle: Yeah, well, twelve month tour in Basra will do that to you, I guess. You know, I think she likes me. Horatio: I think it's the uniform. Kyle: Yeah, more like the man wearing it. Spring Breakdown (8.19) Calleigh: What kind of a person does that? I mean just puts a girl out with the laundry. Tripp: Well, blame it on Spring break. Guys think it's just a vacation from common decency, they can do whatever the hell they want to do with no, no consequences. Calleigh: Well, I tell you what. There are gonna be consequences. Walter: He's lying, H. That story's got holes in it as big as the one in our vic's chest. Backfire (8.20) Ryan: Doctor. Tom: Concentration of carbon monoxide in his blood was 70%. That makes the cause of death asphyxiation. Ryan: Or you could just say he died of smoke inhalation. Tom: You say potato... Eric: Babe, work will still be here tomorrow. You should be back at the hospital. Calleigh: Yeah, you know...you've had this job before. You know sometimes there are just things you need to do. [about the dead boy] It's the strangest thing, but I feel like I knew him. [to the boy] Rest in peace. Meltdown (8.21) Walter: That's strange, this shouldn't be turned on. Horatio: How do you mean? Walter: I disconnected the battery before I processed it, and I left it that way. Rick: Battery's still connected. Walter: Yeah, I got eyes, pal. Mommie Deadest (8.22) Horatio: [seeing their victim at the crime scene] Dr. Loman. I think we can safely say "overkill". Tom: Absolutely brutal. She was struck at least nine times, with so much force and velocity that each blow on its own could have been fatal. Horatio: What about a murder weapon? Tom: Not sure yet. But judging from her injuries and the varying direction of the blood spatter, whoever did this was swinging wildly, from several different directions and angles. Horatio: And totally out of control. Tom: And fueled by rage. Horatio: Yes. Someone... was very, very angry. Thank you, doctor. Time Bomb (8.23) Stetler: 20 years. I gave my life for this, and what do I got to show for it? I got high blood pressure, I got two ex-wives and I got a pension that ain't worth spit. Horatio: We all do, that's the nature of the sacrifice. All Fall Down (8.24) Craig: I'm a divorce lawyer. I make people angry for a living. Category:CSI: Miami seasons