Spy (2015 film)

Spy is a 2015 American spy action comedy film starring Melissa McCarthy as a desk-bound C.I.A. analyst named Susan Cooper who transforms into a field agent attempting to foil the black market sale of a suitcase nuke. Written and directed by Paul Feig. One of the guys. One of the spies. (taglines) Susan Cooper No, it's not pinkeye, ma'am. It's just, I'm having a bit of an allergic reaction. I just…I still, y'know, hear my mom's voice: "Well-behaved women often make history." Could this hotel be any more murder-y? Maybe I should be married to one of the dolls just to make it extra sad. "Ten cats"—wh—why do I have ten cats? Is that even legal? Just missing a shirt that says I've never felt the touch of a man. I'm Penny, like the penny. Once I asked someone for a Tylenol and they gave me a Tylenol PM. I'm not sure what their intentions were, but… Rick Ford I'm pretty sure we all took a fucking vow. I remember it. I remember raising my fucking hand and saying some shit. And I know there's a fucking Face/Off machine! You're jus' keeping it secret from me. Well, I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do. Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age. You—times infinity. Nothing kills me. I'm immune to one-hundred seventy-nine different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring. Rayna Boyanov It was all a dream. Just kidding. A man's throat dissolved. Looks like you ate a box of crayons. Tell me: are your hemorrhoids particularly large, or just tenacious? Others Zac D Amato": [to Bichir] You no go ket information in bomb per cause did say bas that case, I go to kill. Dialogue Bradley Fine: I could kiss you! Susan Cooper: Oh. [chuckles] Well, I would accept that with an open mouth. Bradley Fine: Did you wipe your eye after you cleared out the cat box? Susan Cooper: I don't have cats. Bradley Fine: Why did I think that? Susan Cooper: I don't know. Bradley Fine: You should get some. They're—they're good company. Rick Ford: What're you gonna do? Bring one of your cats as a sidekick? Susan Cooper: I don't have any cats. Patrick: And may I say, it is very brave of you to sacrifice your life for your country. Susan Cooper: Oh, I'm not sacrifi—I-I'm coming back. Patrick: Let's see. Rick Ford: You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing. I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and reattached with this fuckin' arm. Susan Cooper: I don't know that that's possible. I mean, medically… Rick Ford: During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of Congress as Barack Obama. Susan Cooper: In blackface? That's not appropriate. Rick Ford: I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while on fire. Not the car. I was on fire. Susan Cooper: Jesus, you're intense. Susan Cooper: It probably happens all the time. Woman: It's never happened before. Susan Cooper: Oh my God! Somebody just put something in her drink! Nancy B. Artingstall: What is it? Is it poison? Susan Cooper: I don't think it's a fibre supplement. Susan Cooper: I will have the Sapori e Delizie''. Waiter: Right. That is the name of the restaurant. Susan Cooper: You may never be as wise as an owl, but you'll always be a hoot to me. Rayna Boyanov: What a stupid fucking retarded toast. You're delightful. Taglines One of the guys. One of the spies. She's finally getting some action. Cast Melissa McCarthy — Susan Cooper / Carol Jenkins / Penny Morgan Jason Statham — Rick Ford Rose Byrne — Rayna Boyanov Jude Law — Bradley Fine Miranda Hart — Nancy B. Artingstall Bobby Cannavale — Sergio De Luca Allison Janney — Elaine Crocker Peter Serafinowicz — Aldo / Albert Morena Baccarin — Karen Walker 50 Cent — himself Michael McDonald — Patrick External links http://www.foxmovies.com/movies/spy 3079380 Spy susancooper Spy spy_2015 Spy spy Spy Official trailer Category:2015 films Category:Action films Category:Comedy films Category:Spy films Category:Films about the Central Intelligence Agency Category:Films directed by Paul Feig