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All That/Season 10
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Mario [10.01]
Slimon Bowel: "I hate you all."
Randy Quench: "Here comes me!"
Randy Quench: "I'm Randy Quench! Volunteer Fireman!"
Other character [Brummet]: "You're a volunteer lunatic..."
Carson Daly: "I'm now bleeding from the ears! I hope you're happy!"
Action figure of Jack: "My name is Jack DeStupid".
Real Jack: "It's DeSENA!"
Action figure of Jack: "My name is Stupid DeSena".
Real Jack: "No; it's Jack DeStupid!"
Lady in Shane's Mouth [Schneider]: "Don't live in a mouth!"
Announcer [Brian Peck]: "Know your stars...know your stars...know your stars...Denzel Vinegar...he’s a guy who…"
Denzel: "Hey!"
Announcer: "Yeah?"
Denzel: "The name’s Denzel Whitaker…not Vinegar."
Announcer: "Sorry. Darnell Spitlicker…he loves to buy lotion, and…"
Denzel: "DUDE…my name is Denzel Whitaker."
Announcer: "That’s what I said."
Denzel: "NO…you said 'Darnell Spitlicker'.”
Announcer: "What’s the diff?"
Denzel: "The diff is…one is my name…one isn’t!"
Announcer: "Denzel Whitaker…"
Denzel: "Thank you."
Announcer: "His name is Doorknob Fiffiffer!"
Denzel: "'Fiffiffer'?! That’s not even a name!"
Announcer (scoffs): "This clown doesn’t even know his own name!"
Denzel: "Yes, I do! It’s Denzel Whitaker!"
Announcer: "So?"
Denzel: "'So' what?!"
Announcer: "Can I help you?"
Denzel: "Yeah; do the 'Know Your Stars' thing."
Announcer: "I can’t begin 'Know Your Stars' until Denzel Whitaker arrives."
Denzel: "I’m here!"
Announcer: "Did you bring Denzel with you?"
Denzel: "I’M Denzel Whitaker!"
Announcer: "Oo-oo-oo, big deal!"
Denzel: "What?!"
Announcer: "Now you know…Doombar Fig-Popper!"
Fantasia Barrino [10.02]
Jesse McCartney [10.03]
JoJo [10.04]
Tyler Hilton [10.05]
Bow Wow [10.06]
Drake Bell [10.07]
Morgan Smith [10.08]
Announcer (Brian Peck): Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars...Know Your Stars. Ryan Coleman…he…hold on. What?
(Laughs)
Announcer: Good one, Kyle! That is rich!
Ryan Coleman: Hey, um…what’s going on?
Announcer: Oh, right. Ryan Coleman…just a sec. Chelsea, this guacamole is delicious!
Ryan Coleman: Are you having a party up there?
Announcer: Oh, it’s nothing; just me and a few friends. Hey, Jack; Lisa! Just put those jackets anywhere.
Ryan Coleman: We’re doing “Know Your Stars”; can’t you focus on me for a second?
Announcer: Ryan Coleman…he…hot tub’s warming up out back, Denzel! Hope you brought your swimsuit!
Ryan Coleman: Hey! You’re supposed to be telling them…
(Indicates the audience)
Ryan Coleman: …about me!
Announcer: I’ve just told them you like hot tubs!
Ryan Coleman: You were talking to Denzel! Wait a minute. Am I the only cast member that wasn’t, invited to this party?
Announcer: Uh…um…Ryan Coleman…this is awkward.
Ryan Coleman: I can’t believe this. I mean, why wouldn’t Kyle tell me about the party?
(Kyle Sullivan appears onstage)
Kyle (to Ryan): Tell you about what?
Ryan: Hey, Kyle…what are you doing here? Shouldn’t you be at the “party”?
Kyle: What party?
Ryan (to the announcer): You weren’t even having a party?
Announcer (laughs): Gotcha! And now you know…Ryan Coleman.
Ryan Coleman: They don’t know anything about me! All they know is that you are pathetic, and throw fake parties!
Announcer: Fake parties that you’re not invited to!
Ryan Coleman: That doesn’t even make any sense! I’m outta here!
(Ryan leaves, and Kyle sits in the chair)
Announcer: Kyle Sullivan…get out.
(Kyle leaves)
Announcer (laughs): Oh, I love me…
(Continues laughing)
Brooke Valentine [10.09]
American Hi-Fi [10.10]
Brie Larson [10.11]
Lalaine [10.12]
Avril Lavigne [10.13]
10th Year Anniversary Reunion Special
[Lester appeared in the All That Tenth Anniversary Special Good Burger sketch]
Lester Oaks, Construction Worker: "I'm pretty certain I ordered a soda without no ice in it...and look here, there's ice all in m'drinkin' cup!"