The Animal

The Animal is a 2001 American comedy film about a man who is critically injured but unknown to him he is put back together by a mad scientist who transplants animal parts, resulting in strange permanent changes to his behavior. Directed by Luke Greenfield. Produced by Barry Bernardi, Carr D'Angelo and Todd Garner. Screenplay by Rob Schneider and Tom Brady. Story by Tom Brady. He wasn't much of a man... Now he's not much of an animal. Taglines Marvin Mange Now that's some good badger milk. Freeze Puke. Put down that VCR. Put it down. Oh you bought it did you?... Oh you have a receipt do you?... My mistake... I'm new on the force. Others Townie: You can do it! Cut his freaking balls off! Chief Wilson: Marvin, do you worship the Dark Lord. Miles: If you don't wanna be my friend anymore because I'm black, you just let me know. Gay flight attendant: [noticing Marvin sniffing a drug suspect's butt] I hope he's on our flight. Mob Member: I don't want to be part of a mob to kill a black dude! Off-screen voice: THAT'S A HUGE BITCH! Dialogue Rianna: I just want to thank everyone who sent me food and letters of support, especially the mentally handicapped child who sent me this sweet book of poems. Marvin: She read my poems. Sgt. Sisk: Ladies and gentlemen, our suspect is not human. He is at home in the bush. Shoot to kill. Any questions? Mob Member: Oh, yeah, yeah, I got a question there. When do we get to light our torches? Sgt. Sisk: When it gets dark. Mob Member: Ah, I see. Oh, hey, I got another question there. Suppose, hypothetically, you know, a guy had already lit his torch. I mean, it'd be cool if he could just keep it lit, huh? Sgt. Sisk: Yes. Mob Member: Oh, excellent. Excellent. Sgt. Sisk: Now, if there are no more questions... Mob Member: Oh, hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, if one part of the mob gets separated from another part of the mob, shouldn't there be a place that we can get together? Maybe a secret place the two mobs could reunite, and we'd be a big mob again. Sgt. Sisk: Stay with the mob. Mob Member: Stay with the mob. All right. Sgt. Sisk: Right. Mob Member: Hey, hey, hey, I got another question. Hey, uh, doesn't this guy deserve a fair trial? Sgt. Sisk: You... back of the mob! Mob Member: "Back of the mob"? What? This is my spot! I came early! Sgt. Sisk: Okay, out of the mob! Mob Member: Ah, this mob blows. Marvin: My handcuffs? Rianna: You looked so uncomfortable Marvin: When did you take them off? Rianna: I don't remember... You wore them for a while, then, I wore them for a while... You are an Animal. Marvin: I am? Awesome! Taglines He wasn't much of a man... Now he's not much of an animal. The producing team of Big Daddy has delivered another winner! Cast Rob Schneider as Marvin Mange. Colleen Haskell as Rianna "Hummingbird" Holmes. John C. McGinley as Sgt. Doug Sisk. Guy Torry as Miles. Ed Asner as Chief Wilson. Michael Caton as Dr. Wilder. Louis Lombardi as Fatty. Norm Macdonald as Mob Member. John Farley as Other Mob. Adam Sandler as Townie. Sebastian Jude as Lost Boy. Charlie Stewart as The Evidence Room Kid #1. Philip Daniel Bolden as The Evidence Room Kid #2. Ron Rogge as Patrolman Jaworski. External links Category:2001 films Category:2000s American films Category:Comedy science fiction films Category:Films about apes Category:Films about birds Category:Films about badgers Category:Films about cats Category:Films about dogs Category:Films about fish Category:Films about horses Category:Screenplays by Rob Schneider