Everybody Loves Raymond (season 3)

Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 | Main Everybody Loves Raymond (1996 – 2005) was a long-running CBS sitcom about a successful sports writer Ray Barone, whose oddball family life consists of a fed up wife, overbearing parents (who live across the street), and an older brother with lifelong jealousy of Ray. Season 3 The Invasion [3.01] Robert: So everybody has to do what Raymond wants, right? New sheets for Raymond! Brownies for Raymond! Can't sleep naked around Raymond! Driving Frank [3.02] Robert: You hit my patrol car! Frank: I'm your father! I don't care if I killed a guy; you're supposed to look the other way! Raymond: Dad, whatever you do, I wanna look the other way. Robert: I can't look the other way anymore! You drive like a maniac! Debra: Frank, how did you hit Robert's patrol car? Robert: My partner comes to pick me up, and Dad backs out of the driveway without looking! Frank: That car shouldn't have been there! Robert: On the street? Frank: (pleading) Just lie! Say you never saw the guy! Robert: I can't do that, Dad! Frank: Why not? Robert: Because I have a moral obligation as a police officer, and I almost got caught lying for you the last time! Now let me see your license! Frank: Sorry, Sally, I'm fightin' this! Robert: There is black and white on the side of your car! Frank: (yelling) I HIT A PENGUIN! Robert: (yelling himself) I'M WRITING THE TICKET! (sits down at the kitchen table and begins furiously scribbling in his ticket book) Frank: FINE! THAT'S "BARONE!" B-A-R-O-N-E, AS IN "THE MAN FROM WHOSE LOINS YOU SPRUNG!" Category:Everybody Loves Raymond seasons