My Science Project

My Science Project is a 1985 comedy science fiction film about a high school student and his friend who find a strange, orb-like piece of equipment to use as a science project, but must stop it when it begins to threaten mankind. Directed and written by Jonathan R. Betuel. The funniest sci-fi movie of the summer. (taglines) Vince Latello I just want to be home watching cartoons! [gives the finger to another driver] Sit on this, buttplug! Danger makes great sex. I could be home watching Magnum! I'm cool, you're cool, we're cool, thank you, good night! Dialogue Cop: Hey, kid. Why do you wear sunglasses at night? Vince Latello: Because when you're cool, the sun shine on you 24 hours a day. Det. Nulty: What's your name, cowboy? Bob Roberts: Robert Roberts, Esquire to you, honky! Bob Roberts: You guys cut my science final! What's with you guys? Where were you? Michael Harlan: We got kinda hung up in the auto shop... Vince Latello: Yeah, in the ozone. Bob Roberts: In the ozone, Blowzone! I'm tired of you four-F's! Let me tell you something, unless your project is dyno-supreme, you both get D's! Vince Latello: [eagerly] Hey I'll take it! Vince Latello: My old man says, "Treat broads like dirt and they love ya." Michael Harlan: Oh, yeah? So where's your old lady? Vince Latello: My parents are divorced. Sherman: This plant has been extinct for sixty billion years! Vince Latello: Yeah? Well I ain't ever seen one before! Bob Roberts: This thing is generating power and light without heat, Michael! Michael Harlan: How is that possible? Bob Roberts: It's not possible! I mean not on this world, anyway. Vince Latello: Whoa, what other world are we talking about? Vince Latello: Hey, I hit on Sawyer once. Michael Harlan: Oh yeah? Vince Latello: Yeah, I tried to give her this Italian macho bod. Michael Harlan: What did she do? Vince Latello: Poor girl lost out. She called me a name I had to look up in the dictionary! Michael Harlan: [at the school library counter] We need a book. Sherman: Oh, a car book? Vince Latello: [mockingly] A car book? Michael Harlan: No, a book on strange things. Sherman: Like Vince. Vince Latello: [grabs Sherman] Hey, sayonara, dicknose! Sentry: Morituri te salutant. Vince Latello: Yo, Sherman. What did he say? Sherman: He's going to kick your ass. Ellie Sawyer: [while being chased by police] What are we going to do? Vince Latello: About one to five with good behavior. Ellie Sawyer: Michael, is Bob dead? Michael Harlan: I don't know. Vince Latello: Great. There goes my D. Michael Harlan: Caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs, got it? Ellie Sawyer: Caps to the dynamite, dynamite to the legs, got it. Michael Harlan: Latello? Ellie Sawyer: Caps to the legs, legs to the dynamite. Michael Harlan: Come on! Ellie Sawyer: Hey, good thing I watch TV, huh? Vince Latello: Son of a bitch, what do you call this wawa? Sherman: I believe you'd call him a Neanderthal man. Vince Latello: Well, I don't care what country he's from! Taglines The funniest sci-fi movie of the summer. We must not destroy the world. Cast John Stockwell - Michael Harlan Danielle von Zerneck - Ellie Sawyer Fisher Stevens - Vince Latello Raphael Sbarge - Sherman Richard Masur - Detective Isadore Nulty Barry Corbin - Lew Harlan Ann Wedgeworth - Dolores Dennis Hopper - Bob Roberts Candace Silvers - Irene Beau Dremann - Matusky Pat Simmons - Crystal External links 0089652 My Science Project my_science_project My Science Project 34125 My Science Project Category:1985 films Category:1980s American films Category:Teen comedy films Category:Comedy science fiction films Category:Time travel films Category:High school films