Simon & Simon

Simon & Simon (1981–1989) is an American crime drama television series, broadcast on CBS, about two disparate brothers who operate a two-person detective agency in San Diego, California. Season 1 Details at Eleven [1.01] Love, Christy [1.02] Cecilia Simon: Oh, hello dear. I'm Cecilia. Christy Huggins: Christy. Cecilia Simon: Are you a friend or a client? A.J. Simon: Friend. Christy Huggins: Client. Cecilia Simon: A.J. where are your manners? Aren't you going to offer Christy something? A.J. Simon: Of course. Would you like something? Christy Huggins: Perrier, please. A.J. Simon: [snaps finger] We just ran out. Christy Huggins: Never mind. Cecilia Simon: Will club soda be alright? Christy Huggins: It's not the same. Cecilia Simon: No, of course not. It just tastes the same. Trapdoors [1.03] A Recipe for Disaster [1.04] The Least Dangerous Game [1.05] The Dead Letter File [1.06] The Hottest Ticket in Town [1.07] Ashes to Ashes, and None Too Soon [1.08] The Uncivil Servant [1.09] Earth to Stacey [1.10] Double Entry [1.11] Matchmaker [1.12] Tanks for the Memories [1.13] Season 2 Emeralds Are Not a Girl's Best Friend [2.01] Jonathan Higgins: [entering office] And then you two came along, clearly a recipe for disaster. [reaches for phone] I'll call Magnum. Rick Simon: [plonks down receiver] Call collect! Alex Houston: [to A.J] You have just picked a very expensive way to get acquainted. 'Manuel: [about the emerald] You were right. She took it to the jewelry store. A.J. Simon: And she said we could trust her. Rick Simon: To be deceitful and larcenous. Mike & Pat [2.02] Guessing Game [2.03] Art for Arthur's Sake [2.04] The Ten Thousand Dollar Deductible [2.05] Rough Rider Rides Again [2.06] Oldtimer in Saloon: You don't look like no coppers to me. A.J. Simon: Private eyes. Oldtimer in Saloon: I hate private eyes. You replaced all the Westerns on my TV. Sometimes Dreams Come True [2.07] The Last Time I Saw Michael [2.08] Fowl Play [2.09] Thin Air [2.10] Murder Between the Lines [2.11] Psyched Out [2.12] Girl going to class: Professor Altman is wonderful. He's really with it, if you know what I mean. Totally. He gave us a lecture on The Who. Rick Simon: Who? Girl going to class: Right. Rick Simon: [after impatiently waiting for his brother's arrival] You sure are slow, A.J. Guess that's why mom had you second. [Giggles] M.E. Jerry Reiner: [Poking and prodding Rick on the examination table] How does that feel? Rick Simon: How does what feel? M.E. Jerry Reiner: I'm not really used to talking to my patients. Rick Simon: [Recovered from his delusions] I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm go over there and give Altman a little test of my own, a little five-finger exercise. [clenching fist] Him and Jolly Roger filling me full of joy juice! A.J. Simon: Well, it's nice to have him back. Pirate's Key: Part 1 [2.13] Pirate's Key: Part 2 [2.14] The Club Murder Vacation [2.15] The Club Murder Vacation [2.16] Design for Killing [2.17] The List [2.18] Rick Simon: Did you know, that if you left a head of lettuce, unwrapped in the refrigerator, that it would disappear completely within two to three months? What's in a Gnome? [2.19] The Secret of the Chrome Eagle [2.20] Room 3502 [2.21] Red Dog Blues [2.22] The Skeleton Who Came Out of the Closet [2.23] Rick Simon: [to a nurse, about his brother] Now you take me to him, before I do something Alfred Hitchcock never even thought of. Cast Gerald McRaney - Rick Simon Jameson Parker - A.J. Simon Mary Carver - Cecilia Simon Eddie Barth - Myron Fowler (seasons 1–2) Jeannie Wilson - Janet Fowler Tim Reid - Lieutenant Marcel Proust "Downtown" Brown (seasons 3–6) Joan McMurtrey - Lieutenant Abigail Marsh (seasons 7–8) Daphne Reid - reporter Temple Hill (seasons 3-6) External links 0081930 Simon & Simon Category:1980s American crime drama TV shows Category:1980s American mystery TV shows Category:Detective TV shows Category:TV shows about brothers Category:CBS shows Category:TV shows set in San Diego