The Brothers Solomon

The Brothers Solomon is a 2007 American comedy film, starring Will Arnett and Will Forte. Dialogue [discussing plans for conception with their willing surrogate, Janine] John Solomon: I literally cannot wait to feel myself inside you! Janine: Whoa! The only thing you're going to feel yourself inside of is a cold Dixie cup! Dean Solomon: Well, that certainly doesn't make your vagina sound very appealing." [talking about the unfortunate luck a the end of one of Dean's dates] John Solomon: So she got hit by a bus, huh? Poor girl. Dean Solomon: Yeah, the bus took a pretty serious hit too. I mean she was a large girl. Comfortably in the 200s. [discussing adoption options with agency representative and father] John Solomon: Do you have any pictures of the kids? Something that we can... [points to picture of adoption agency representatives son] Oh, Dean. How about that little guy? Dean Solomon: No friggin way! Under no circumstances. Hes got like Bells Palsy or something. [agency representative appears visibly upset] [when trying to figure out a plan to conceive a child] John Solomon: I think we maybe need to broaden our search to include less conventional methods of having a baby. Dean Solomon: Like anal? [hollering up a stairwell] Dean Solomon: THERE YOU GO AGAIN, MAKING ME A BETTER PERSON! External links 0784972 The Brothers Solomon Category:2007 films Category:2000s American films Category:Comedy films Category:Films about brothers