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Garfield and Friends (Season 1)
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Peace & Quiet [1.1a]
Garfield Goes Hawaiian [1.1b]
Box O' Fun [1.2a]
School Daze [1.2b]
Nighty Nightmare [1.3a]
Jon: I'm making your "Abraham Lincoln's Birthday" birthday cake, Garfield.Garfield: Leave the beard off this time, will you, Jon? [from The Creature That Lived in the Refridgerator Behind the Mayonnaise, Next to the Ketchup, and to the Left of the Coleslaw]
Garfield: [ At one point of the nightmare, a king-size giant Garfield (from overeating) gets beamed up by an alien spacecraft] Yoo-hoo! Mr. Spock? Anyone?
Space Creature: Greetings, earth creature. You, no doubt, have questions.
Garfield:Yeah. Got anything to eat?
Space Creature: [checking the cat's plumage] Hmmm... Nice and plump. We did a good job fattening you up with the interplanetary hunger ray.
Garfield: Fattening me up?
Space Creature: But of course, you will be Thanksgiving dinner for the entire planet of Clarion. And there'll be planty left over for sandwiches the next day.
Garfield: Me? Sandwiches?! No. No! I'd make lousy sandwiches! [the ship takes off into outer space] I wanna see Jon again, and Odie! He can have all his dog biscuits! NOOO! [fades back to reality]I'll go on a diet! I'll lose weight! You don't want me for Thanksgiving dinner! My drumsticks have fur on 'em! [feels a familiar lick] No! They're baisting me! They're... [wakes up to find Odie in front of him] I know that slurp! Odie?
Ode to Odie [1.3b]
Fraidy Cat [1.4a]
Nothing to Sneeze At [1.4b]
Moving Experience [1.5a]
Good Mousekeeping [1.5b]
Identity Crisis [1.6a]
Up a Tree [1.6b]
Weighty Problem [1.7a]
Good Cat, Bad Cat [1.7b]
Cabin Fever [1.8a]
Fair Exchange [1.8b]
The Binky Show [1.9a]
Don't Move! [1.9b]
Magic Mutt [1.10a]
Monday Misery [1.10b]
Best of Breed [1.11a]
All About Odie [1.11b]
Caped Avenger [1.12a]
Green Thumbs Down [1.12b]
Forget Me Not [1.13a]
Sales Resistance [1.13b]
U.S. Acres
Wanted: Wade
Roy: [The CD is] stuck! That's what I get for buying a stereo from a horse.
Unidentified Flying Orson
Roy: At this rate, I'll be done [putting the grain back in the silo] in time for Christmas.
Sheldon: What year?Roy: That I'm not sure of.
Banana Nose
Shell Shocked Sheldon
Orson: ...Maybe you'll look like me.
Sheldon: Are you trying to scare me?
Wade: You're Afraid
The Bad Sport
The Worm Turns
Return of Power Pig
Booker: Roy, why are you playing the wake-up call now? It's nine-thirty!
Roy: I'm on daylight savings' time.
Keeping Cool
Short Story
National Tapioca Pudding Day
Shy Fly Guy
Wade: Everyone thinks I'm a coward, and I resent it.
Orson: Wade, you are a coward.Wade: That's why I resent it.
I Like Having You Around!