Bill Allred

Bill Allred is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show. Sourced Don't you know who I am? Daily Sign-off I'm Bill Allred, Painter of Light. Former Sign-off KSL is the Zoloft of the evening news. Radio From Hell (June 8, 2005) You had your thumb up your butt and your mind was in Arizona Radio From Hell (June 8, 2005) You’re large but not in charge. Radio From Hell (June 22, 2005) What do you mean I can’t sleep with this hooker in the basement? Radio From Hell (June 23, 2005) If it had been a pain in the ass, you wouldn’t be pregnant now. Radio From Hell (July 6, 2005) Thanks, Tonto, for your help. Radio From Hell (July 7, 2005) Prince Albert can't keep it in the can. Radio From Hell (July 12, 2005) I used to eat Gina's curd. Radio From Hell (July 19, 2005) I don’t have a fetus. Radio From Hell (August 1, 2005) It's folks what juggle fire. Radio From Hell (August 11, 2005) I've had other kinds of spurts, but 'growth' was not one of them. Radio From Hell (August 24, 2005) Tell me that Billy Joe Armstrong doesn’t look like a fruit. Radio From Hell (August 29, 2005) This baby will be born with a drinking problem. Radio From Hell (September 6, 2005) They might have been all up in your pregnancy! Radio From Hell (September 13, 2005) We used to make condoms out of snow tires. Radio From Hell (September 22, 2005) You dumb bitch! I have scissors for hands! Radio From Hell (September 29, 2005) Radio From Hell: A great alternative to toilet paper. Radio From Hell (October 3, 2005) Look at the size of that earlobe. Radio From Hell (October 3, 2005) I am filled to the brim with the goodness of me. Radio From Hell (October 6, 2005) We'll have peanut butter crackers and juice and use the bidet! Radio From Hell (October 11, 2005) Buttle me Boris! Radio From Hell (November 14, 2005) My gaydar has gone haywire. Radio From Hell (November 14, 2005) They're from the guy who snipped my nuts. Radio From Hell (November 17, 2005) Being in love means never having to say 'giddy-up.' Radio From Hell (January 12, 2006) I've got a powerful thirst for some of that lactation. Radio From Hell (January 13, 2006) They're 'fun bags' not 'feed bags!' Radio From Hell (January 13, 2006) He's living 'La Vida Wee-Wee'. Radio From Hell (January 16, 2006) Eat your way to safety! Radio From Hell (February 3, 2006) Is that about farting zombies? Radio From Hell (February 8, 2006) I don't believe the government has a knobby. Radio From Hell (March 9, 2006) We're nothing but common whores. Radio From Hell (March 10, 2006) It's not easy being a bivalve in today's modern world. Radio From Hell (March 21, 2006) I'm talking from my muff. Radio From Hell (March 23, 2006) How long are you supposed to leave your Karl Malone tree up? Radio From Hell (March 24, 2006) The 'jugastuff' had a baby this spring. Radio From Hell (March 27, 2006) A rich compost of turkey manure and wood shavings. Radio From Hell (April 12, 2006) Honey? Traffic's kinda busy and you're naked. Honey!? Radio From Hell (April 14, 2006) I don't care. I'm Mr. Buttons. Radio From Hell (April 17, 2006) It's fun to watch butter on the hoof. Radio From Hell (April 19, 2006) Do what is right let the booty follow. Radio From Hell (April 21, 2006) Our show curdles milk. Radio From Hell (April 24, 2006) You can't trust midgets, particularly gay-loving midgets. Radio From Hell (May 30, 2006) You know who Carrot-Top should be married to in a movie? Gallagher. Radio From Hell (May 30, 2006) Jesus is a place-kicker and he's gonna kick you through the goal-posts of life. Radio From Hell (June 6, 2006) There is no way you could sit down more than you do. Radio From Hell (June 7, 2006) Growing up with the runs. Radio From Hell (June 12, 2006) I think I just got horny. Radio From Hell (June 19, 2006) What do you mean you washed my three-piece hemp suit in the laundry? Radio From Hell (June 22, 2006) That's her psychic cock waking her up. Radio From Hell (July 14, 2006) Don't look at me weird. I'm sandwich crazy. Radio From Hell (July 18, 2006) Nothing cleans my palette like a polka. Radio From Hell (August 22, 2006) I'm telling you, back in those Wendover days, it wasn't that hard to get it out of me. Radio From Hell (August 31, 2006) Mmmmmm......assey. Radio From Hell (September 7, 2006) It's only due to modern technology that you can be as pleasingly plump as you are. Radio From Hell (September 8, 2006) Since my mother shaved her Hitler mustache, we look nothing alike. Radio From Hell (September 12, 2006) Nothing will wilt spinach like an Egyptian fart. Radio From Hell (September 14, 2006) Let's go stomp those weirdies for Jesus! X96 Big-Ass Show 2006 Wouldn't you like a nose like his full of quarters? Radio From Hell (November 7, 2006) I'm not a bottom poker and I never have been. Radio From Hell (October 13, 2006) I've got a woolly worm for ya! Radio From Hell (October 24, 2006) There isn't anything on you, body or brain, that thinks. Radio From Hell (October 31, 2006) I'm gonna go home and spank the clown. Radio From Hell (October 31, 2006) People who read my magazine wax their turtles all the time. - as Larry Flynt Radio From Hell (November 1, 2006) You treat your food like a scab. Radio From Hell (November 6, 2006) Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium. Radio From Hell (November 15, 2006) My prostate thanks the car wash. Radio From Hell (November 15, 2006) I always thought Steve Guttenberg had crabs. Radio From Hell (November 28, 2006) I saw a picture of Lou Reed and David Bowie standing together and it looked like an AD for jerky. Radio From Hell (December 4, 2006) Her and her colostomy bag look forward to spending the holidays together. Radio From Hell (December 6, 2006) The juice is guilt. Radio From Hell (January 4, 2007) I'm afraid of passing out in the pit. Radio From Hell (January 4, 2007) You make my ass hurt! Radio From Hell (January 9, 2007) Don't you know who I am!? I'm Chetwar Balabafoo! Radio From Hell (January 23, 2007) I'm telling you, some of them gizzards are good! Radio From Hell (January 29, 2007) I wasn't prepared for what Dora was explorin'. Radio From Hell (January 31, 2007) Life is like a bowl of old bread. Radio From Hell (February 6, 2007) I always say, "Don't let your meat loaf." Radio From Hell (February 6, 2007) You know, that's the first time I've ever been able to smell a website. Radio From Hell (February 6, 2007) - referring to Kip Winger's website I gotta go pinch off a norbit. Radio From Hell (February 8, 2007) Barbaro dog food is dog-gone good. Radio From Hell (February 12, 2007) You're a quirky doctor aren't you? Good, because I have a sore quirky. Radio From Hell (March 15, 2007) Billy Dee Williams once had a one-night stand with Neil Simon. Radio From Hell (March 16, 2007) Hey, would you like a date? I have a hammer!? Radio From Hell (March 19, 2007) Words can hurt, you stupid bitch. Radio From Hell (March 28, 2007) If I'm gonna poke something into it, it's not going to be my finger. Radio From Hell (March 28, 2007) Take my prostate, please! Radio From Hell (April 5, 2007) I hope that holds the little bastards. Radio From Hell (April 5, 2007) I never cry over pie. Radio From Hell (April 18, 2007) She was no breath freshener, I can tell you that right now. Radio From Hell (April 20, 2007) I let the baby drink the butter. Radio From Hell (April 26, 2007) I'm gonna have to scrape off my Dick Trickle sticker. Radio From Hell (May 1, 2007) You clutched my personal hair and ripped it out by the roots. Radio From Hell (May 11, 2007) I used to wear food briefs. They were crumby. Radio From Hell (May 16, 2007) I like cock. Radio From Hell (May 21, 2007) - Referring to the terminology for a male chicken Hello!? Stop by for coitus! Radio From Hell (May 22, 2007) Hey, Dad, I'm going to reassemble this magpie carcass. Radio From Hell (June 11, 2007) I'm too hot to mate. Radio From Hell (June 15, 2007) You haven't tasted my mouth! God! Radio From Hell (July 23, 2007) I like boob-sweat. I have some right now. Radio From Hell (August 1, 2007) I'm telling you, if there were balls to be held, I held them. Radio From Hell (August 7, 2007) I can't run naked; I'm always tripping. Radio From Hell (August 14, 2007) I could do that if they were on my butt-cheeks. Radio From Hell (August 31, 2007) External links Category:Radio personalities Category:Living people