Oldsmobile

thumb|Come away with me, LucilleIn my merry OldsmobileDown the road of life we'll flyAutomobubbling, you and I~ Vincent P. Bryan Oldsmobile was a brand of American automobiles produced for most of its existence by General Motors. Originally established as "Olds Motor Vehicle Company" by Ransom E. Olds in 1897, it produced over 35 million vehicles, including at least 14 million built at its Lansing, Michigan factory alone. During its time as a division of General Motors, Oldsmobile slotted into the middle of GM's five divisions (above Chevrolet and Pontiac, but below Buick and Cadillac), and was noted for its groundbreaking technology and designs. Over 1 million Oldsmobiles were sold annually each year from 1983-1986, making it one of the highest-selling automakers in the US, but by the 1990s the division was facing growing competition from premium import brands and sales declined. When shut down in 2004, Oldsmobile was the oldest surviving American automobile marque, and one of the oldest in the world, after Mercedes-Benz, Peugeot, Renault, Fiat, Opel and Tatra (but under the name Nesselsdorfer Wagenbau). thumb|To the church we'll swiftly stealThen our wedding bells will pealYou can go as far as you like with meIn my merry Oldsmobile.~ Vincent P. Bryan thumb|Our car was an Oldsmobile, delivered to our home by Mr. Olds himself. I recall how our family went out to the street curb to look at it. Mr. Olds worked quite a while cranking it, muttering something about each car having an individuality of its own. ~ Henry M. Leland thumb|You woman have heard of jalopies,You heard the noise they make,Let me introduce you to my Rocket 88.Yes it's great, just won't wait,Everybody likes my Rocket 88.Baby we'll ride in style,Movin' all along. ~ Jackie Brenston & Ike Turner thumb|Some men are Baptists, others Catholics. My father was an Oldsmobile man. ~ A Christmas Story thumb|Escape From The Ordinary ~ Oldsmobile advertising slogan, 1970 thumb|My daddy bought this car before I was bornSure like the radio, I love the hornI love the great big shiny steerin' wheelHere in my daddy's Oldsmobile ~ Hal Ketchum thumb|The Best Thing On Wheels ~ Oldsmobile ad slogan, 1902 thumb|It's the reason I'm ahead of the packIt's the reason I left them backIt's the reason all the people sayMy '98 Olds blows 'em all away ~ Public Enemy thumb|Can We Build One For You? ~ Oldsmobile advertising, 1976-1978 thumb|While the brand was largely seen as a stodgy, outdated, and unprofitable liability by the time GM ended it, the automaker was responsible for some pretty impressive engineering in its century of crafting cars. The General diluted the brand until it stood for nothing, but it has a history of doing cool shit, and for that it should be remembered fondly. ~ Bradley Brownell thumb|Rest well, ye beast. We miss you. ~ Bradley Brownell thumb|Similar to Richard Nixon's "I am Not a Crook!" speech, vehemently denying something tends to paradoxically reinforce its opposite. In Oldsmobile's case, trying to say newer models were "not for your father" only aged them more. It isolated buyers who actually could afford newer models, without attracting the newer generation to take their place.This ultimately resulted in a car brand which appealed to no one, and sales figures started to reflect that. ~ Madeline Cuccio thumb|Oldsmobile unfortunately learned this lesson the hard way: Don't alienate your main source of income. ~ Madeline Cuccio thumb|Oldsmobile’s identity crisis and declining sales, coupled with Pontiac’s profitability issues and brand overlap, made them less viable in a challenging economic climate. Conversely, Buick’s Chinese connection kept it alive. Still, the loss of Oldsmobile and Pontiac brands are like missing family members, and the GM decision to kill them off was horrific. ~ DL Hughes __NOTOC__ A B You woman have heard of jalopies,You heard the noise they make,Let me introduce you to my Rocket 88.Yes it's great, just won't wait,Everybody likes my Rocket 88.Baby we'll ride in style,Movin' all along. Jackie Brenston & Ike Turner (songwriters), "Rocket 88" (1951), best known for the recording performed by Ike Turner & the Kings of Rhythm, with Brenston performing the lead vocals. The song refers to the Oldsmobile 88, a popular new sedan released by Oldsmobile beginning in the late 1940s, and the signature line of Oldsmobile V8s that started production after World War II, nicknamed the "Rocket" in association with Oldsmobile's rocket-themed emblem. Once the largest division of General Motors, the Oldsmobile dream was killed off at 107 years old, on April 29, 2004, a full 20 years ago today. While the brand was largely seen as a stodgy, outdated, and unprofitable liability by the time GM ended it, the automaker was responsible for some pretty impressive engineering in its century of crafting cars. The General diluted the brand until it stood for nothing, but it has a history of doing cool shit, and for that it should be remembered fondly.Rest well, ye beast. We miss you. Bradley Brownell, "We're Still Not Over Oldsmobile's Death", Jalopnik, 29 April 2024 Come away with me, LucilleIn my merry OldsmobileDown the road of life we'll flyAutomobubbling, you and ITo the church we'll swiftly stealThen our wedding bells will pealYou can go as far as you like with meIn my merry Oldsmobile. Vincent P. Bryan, chorus of "In My Merry Oldsmobile" (1905), composed by Gus Edwards. Widely popular in the early 20th century United States, the song and particularly its chorus became closely associated with Oldsmobile in American popular culture, with references to it being made long after the song was first released, such as in the television series M*A*S*H in the 1970s. C Today, the only thing most people remember about Oldsmobile is that it's a defunct brand which enjoyed a good degree of success in the last century, but gradually declined into obscurity before disappearing at the turn of the millenium. While that may be true, there is plenty more to this historic marque, including several important firsts. Lou Cataldo, "Why The Brand Behind The First Muscle Car Has Been Dead for 20 Years", CarBuzz, 18 December 2024 Some men are Baptists, others Catholics. My father was an Oldsmobile man. A Christmas Story (1983), directed by Bob Clark. Written by Jean Shepherd, Leigh Brown, and Bob Clark, based on Shepherd's short stories, contained in the books In God We Trust, All Others Pay Cash and Wanda Hickey's Night of Golden Memories. At the time Oldsmobile closed its doors in 2004 it was the oldest surviving American car brand at 107 years old. It was a fate that was first announced on this day in 2000 when General Motors (GM) stated its plans to phase out Oldsmobile.Ransom E. Olds founded the company in 1897 as the Olds Motor Vehicle Company in Lansing, Michigan. It soon became the first high output manufacturer of gas-powered automobiles. The company produced 4,000 units in 1903 at a time when other automakers averaged just 1,272. The numbers grew with the introduction of the first automotive assembly line, which churned out the Olds Curved Dash. Henry Ford would later enhance automobile production using first the moving assembly line in the industry.GM cited profitability as its primary reason for shutting down Oldsmobile. After its initial announcement, Olds survived another four years. On April 29, 2004 the last Oldsmobile, an Alero GLS sedan, rolled out of the factory. As it moved along the assembly line each worker that had a hand in it signed the vehicle. Brian Corey, "December 12, 2000 – GM announces end of Oldsmobile", This Day In Automotive History, 12 December 2024 The period immediately following the 1970s oil crises wasn't nicknamed the "Malaise Era" for no reason. Many American car brands were forced to undergo radical changes in their manufacturing processes. This led to various experiments to try and keep companies afloat, with this era giving rise to some bizarre creative decisions from American automakers. For instance, Oldsmobile tried to repurpose a diesel engine in its Cutlass model, which ultimately flopped. Then there's the infamous Chevette, which was essentially created when GM was in full-blown panic mode and needed something that could sell like hotcakes. Madeline Cuccio, "Why The 'Not Your Father's Oldsmobile' Campaign May Be What Killed The Brand", SlashGear, 17 August 2025 By the 1980s, Oldsmobile was sharing GM's lackluster image and had garnered a reputation for being — bluntly — cars for the elderly. They weren't particularly bad cars, per se, but they were viewed as cookie-cutter, badge-engineered, and boring. The brand was on the verge of losing its audience because its main demographic was aging, and its appeal to younger buyers was nonexistent.In a desperate effort to curb plummeting sales, GM launched the "Not Your Father's Oldsmobile" campaign in 1988. This featured several commercials showcasing new models that were meant to appeal to a younger generation. However, it was far too little, far too late to alter Oldsmobile's fate. Ultimately, it may have even hastened its demise. Madeline Cuccio, "Why The 'Not Your Father's Oldsmobile' Campaign May Be What Killed The Brand", SlashGear, 17 August 2025 Oldsmobile attempted to draw in new buyers through a self-deprecating ad campaign that featured past-their-prime celebrities and their largely unknown children, neither of which rang any bells with the target demographic. In the commercial for the 1988 Oldsmobile Cutlass, for example, viewers watched Mission Impossible star Peter Graves drive the car through explosions in a chase scene. After the driver makes it to safety, he pulls off a mask to reveal that it was actually Graves' daughter, Amanda, behind the wheel the whole time. A choir then sings, "This is not your father's Oldsmobile," and promotes the vehicle as part of the "New Generation of Oldsmobile."These commercials were so bizarre that they failed to connect with both younger and older audiences. Nevertheless, Oldsmobile held onto this advertising campaign all the way until its dying days in the late 1990s. However, it was purely delaying the inevitable: Oldsmobile eventually flopped, closing up shop after its last ever production car, the Alero, left the factory on April 29, 2004. Madeline Cuccio, "Why The 'Not Your Father's Oldsmobile' Campaign May Be What Killed The Brand", SlashGear, 17 August 2025 Ultimately, the campaign created a paradox. Similar to Richard Nixon's "I am Not a Crook!" speech, vehemently denying something tends to paradoxically reinforce its opposite. In Oldsmobile's case, trying to say newer models were "not for your father" only aged them more. It isolated buyers who actually could afford newer models, without attracting the newer generation to take their place.This ultimately resulted in a car brand which appealed to no one, and sales figures started to reflect that. The 1980s regularly saw sales between 800,000 to 1 million units before those numbers started to drop. After 1990, Oldsmobile never again sold more than 500,000 units per year, no matter what campaigns it tried to enact to recoup losses. This can all be traced back to the late 1980s, when Oldsmobile unfortunately learned this lesson the hard way: Don't alienate your main source of income. It's a shame as well, considering the proud 100-plus year history of the company and the many important moments Oldsmobile enjoyed over that time. Madeline Cuccio, "Why The 'Not Your Father's Oldsmobile' Campaign May Be What Killed The Brand", SlashGear, 17 August 2025 D E F G H Did China play a major role in killing of the beloved GM Oldsmobile and Pontiac brands? Are they the reason American got stuck with the stodygy old Buick brand? It looks that way.In the early 2000s, the automotive landscape witnessed significant shifts as General Motors (GM) made the controversial decision to discontinue two of its iconic brands, Oldsmobile and Pontiac, while retaining Buick—a brand often perceived as lacking youthful appeal. This move left many car enthusiasts and industry analysts questioning the rationale behind GM’s brand strategy during a tumultuous economic period.Both Oldsmobile and Pontiac had storied histories within the GM family, each contributing uniquely to the automotive world. However, several factors led to their eventual discontinuation. DL Hughes, "Why GM Killed the Oldsmobile and Pontiac", CarShowCrazy website, 27 March 2025 Established in 1897, Oldsmobile was one of America’s oldest automobile brands. By the late 20th century, however, it faced a significant identity crisis. Although they turned out some pretty cool cars in the 60s and 70s, the brand struggled to differentiate itself within GM’s lineup, leading to a diluted image that failed to resonate with consumers.This lack of a clear brand identity resulted in declining sales figures, making Oldsmobile less viable in GM’s portfolio. Consequently, GM made the difficult decision to discontinue Oldsmobile in 2004, channeling its efforts toward revitalizing other brands within its lineup. Did GM [do] a good job of revitalizing other brands? Many [auto] enthusiasts would dispute that. DL Hughes, "Why GM Killed the Oldsmobile and Pontiac", CarShowCrazy website, 27 March 2025 The discontinuation of Oldsmobile and Pontiac elicited strong reactions from car enthusiasts, many of whom had deep emotional connections to these brands. Enthusiasts mourned the loss of iconic models synonymous with American automotive culture. Vehicles like the Oldsmobile 442 and Pontiac Trans Am represented eras of performance and style that many felt were irreplaceable. The discontinuation marked the end of an era for muscle car aficionados.Some enthusiasts criticized GM’s management strategies, arguing that better brand differentiation and innovation could have preserved Oldsmobile and Pontiac. They contended that internal competition and lack of clear brand identities led to the brands’ downfalls, suggesting that with proper positioning, these marques could have thrived.While sentimental about the discontinued brands, many enthusiasts acknowledged the harsh economic realities that influenced GM’s decisions. The need for financial viability and market consolidation during the economic downturn made such tough choices inevitable. This pragmatic view recognized that preserving the company’s overall health sometimes necessitates difficult sacrifices. DL Hughes, "Why GM Killed the Oldsmobile and Pontiac", CarShowCrazy website, 27 March 2025 General Motors’ decisions to discontinue Oldsmobile and Pontiac while retaining Buick were driven by a combination of brand performance, market dynamics, and strategic foresight. Oldsmobile’s identity crisis and declining sales, coupled with Pontiac’s profitability issues and brand overlap, made them less viable in a challenging economic climate. Conversely, Buick’s Chinese connection kept it alive. Still, the loss of Oldsmobile and Pontiac brands are like missing family members, and the GM decision to kill them off was horrific. DL Hughes, "Why GM Killed the Oldsmobile and Pontiac", CarShowCrazy website, 27 March 2025 I J K My daddy bought this car before I was bornSure like the radio, I love the hornI love the great big shiny steerin' wheelHere in my daddy's Oldsmobile Hal Ketchum, "Daddy's Oldsmobile", Sure Love (1992), written by Hal Ketchum and David Mallett Four kids can sure fill up a big back seatThey used to stop and get us something sweetNow Mamma says: "Let's pray for one good meal."Here in my daddy's Oldsmobile Hal Ketchum, "Daddy's Oldsmobile", Sure Love (1992), written by Hal Ketchum and David Mallett Mama kisses us goodnightDaddy reads his paper in the dashboard lightCrushes out his cigarette, says:"Don't cry, honey, we ain't beat yet." Hal Ketchum, "Daddy's Oldsmobile", Sure Love (1992), written by Hal Ketchum and David Mallett Another mornin' and we're up and goneDaddy says there's work in San AntoneTwo days of ridin', it ain't no big dealHere in my daddy's Oldsmobile Hal Ketchum, "Daddy's Oldsmobile", Sure Love (1992), written by Hal Ketchum and David Mallett L Our car was an Oldsmobile, delivered to our home by Mr. Olds himself. I recall how our family went out to the street curb to look at it. Mr. Olds worked quite a while cranking it, muttering something about each car having an individuality of its own. But after we began to make motors for him, father took the individuality out of them. After our own little Oldsmobile was properly equipped, it acted in quite an exemplary fashion. Henry M. Leland, about the Leland family buying their first automobile around 1901. As quoted by Ottilie M. Leland, ‎Minnie Dubbs Millbrook in Master of Precision: Henry M. Leland (1966), p. M N O The Best Thing On Wheels Oldsmobile advertising slogan in 1902, as seen in the Galveston Daily News on 28 December 1902 The Car That Has Everything Oldsmobile advertising slogan, 1935 You Can Always Count On Oldsmobile Oldsmobile advertising slogan, 1944, used as a dealership service advertisement since new Oldsmobiles were not being made due to U.S. civilian automobile production being suspended from 1942 to 1945. Escape From The Ordinary Oldsmobile advertising slogan, 1970 Can We Build One For You? Oldsmobile advertising slogan, 1976-1978 There Is A Special Feel, In An Oldsmobile Oldsmobile advertising slogan in 1984-1985 The New Generation Of Oldsmobile Oldsmobile advertising slogan in the 1989-1991. This involved the use of television commercials that emphasized "This is not your father's Oldsmobile" in an attempt to market the brand to new buyers, which antagonized Oldsmobile's multi-generational customer base while attracting little new interest in the company. It was one of Oldsmobile's shortest advertising campaigns, dropped after only two years. The Power Of Intelligent Engineering Oldsmobile advertising slogan, 1992 It's Your Money, Demand Better Oldsmobile advertising slogan, 1993-1997 Start Something Oldsmobile's final advertising slogan, used from 1999 to the closure of Olds in 2004. P It's the reason I'm ahead of the packIt's the reason I left them backIt's the reason all the people sayMy '98 Olds blows 'em all away Public Enemy, "You're Gonna Get Yours," Yo! Bum Rush the Show (1987), written by Chuck D and Hank Shocklee Sidewalk suckers wanted to spill meSo I got my crew and posseTook the girls and got them to thrill meStepped outside, got in my rideDrove 'em around and I looked around townCaught 'em out there cold, ran 'em over and downThey didn't get me and that's the truth('Cause my '98-O is bullet proof) Public Enemy, "You're Gonna Get Yours," Yo! 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