Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (film)

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul is an 2017 American comedy film released by 20th Century Fox. It is a sequel to Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days and the final live-action adaption film of the franchise. A Wimp Will Rise  (taglines) Rodrick Heffley I got us a microwave pizza. [he puts the pizza on a black box which is usually a safe which is locked up tight instead of a microwave] And they disguised it as a microwave. Susan Heffley This is an unplugged road trip. The only connection we're gonna do, is with each other. The pig's better potty trained than you, Greg. Greg Heffley! You are grounded for life! And I swear, never again will you play a video game as long as there is breath in my body. Dialogue [The Heffley family and Rowley, in their cartoon drawings, park in the Corny's Family Restaurant parking lot in their minivan] Greg: [stepping out] Do we have to come to Corny's? This place is for babies. Rodrick: Then you fit right in, Greggy. Susan: It's not a place for babies, it's a place for family-style dining, right, Frank? Frank: That's right. And the buffet's all-you-can-eat, so take advantage. Rowley: [excitedly] Thanks for inviting me, Mr. and Mrs. Heffley. I hear their ball pit is super deep! Manny: I'm texting. Susan: Oh, no. No devices on this trip. Greg: What do you mean? Susan: This is an unplugged road trip. No phones, no iPads, no Internet. Rodrick: What?! Susan: Just family time. The only connection we're gonna do, is with each other. Everyone, hand over your devices. Greg: You tricked us! Rodrick: This is totally not cool. Greg: Kids at school get way more screen time than I do! Rodrick: I'm not giving up my phone. Pfft! Greg: Yeah! If he's not givin' up his phone, I'm not givin' up mine. Rodrick: If he's not giving up, I'm not giving mine up. Who do you think you are, bossing us around? Greg: You want me to read. I'm reading text! What's the difference? Rodrick: You're the worst mom ever! Greg: Yeah! Rowley: I got us a microwave pizza. [He types the security code on a mini-safe] Frank: Rodrick, that's a mini-safe. Rodrick: [shakes the mini-safe door] And they disguised it as a microwave. Susan: You fixed the GPS to drive here. You tricked us, and now we're gonna be late to Meemaw's birthday. Frank: I don't even think we're gonna make it in time. Greg: [frees himself from his mother's grip; infuriated] You embarrassed me in front of everyone, Mom! Now I'm gonna be known as Diaper Hands forever! Susan: It'll blow over. You know what won't? You lying to me. I just wanted to have a nice family trip where we all spent time together. But you don't care about that. Greg: Well, you don't care about the things I love, either! If you did, I wouldn't have had to sneak away to get to this place! Susan: I give up. Take my phone. Play games. Enjoy yourself. I'm done fighting. Greg: You want one? [He feeds a cheesy puff to a seagull] Susan: Oh, Greg, I wouldn't encourage them. Greg: There's only one. [A flock of seagulls fly into the car and attack the Heffleys] Taglines A Wimp Will Rise Cast Jason Drucker as Greg Heffley Owen Asztalos as Rowley Jefferson Charlie Wright as Rodrick Heffley Alicia Silverstone as Susan Heffley Tom Everett Scott as Frank Heffley Wyatt and Dylan Walters as Manny Heffley Joshua Hoover as Mac Digby Christopher A. Coppola as Mr. Beardo Kimberli Lincoln as Mrs. Beardo Mira Silverman as Brandi Beardo Mimi Gould as Meemaw External links 6003368 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul Category:2017 American films Category:American sequel films Diary of a Wimpy Kid 4 Category:American films with live action and animation Category:Road comedy films Category:Films set in Indianapolis Category:Films directed by David Bowers