Best Laid Plans (1999 film)

Best Laid Plans is a 1999 film about a scheme to extort money that goes increasingly awry. Directed by Mike Barker. Written by Ted Griffin. Relationships can be murder.  (taglines) Bryce I only wanted to get laid, instead I'm getting fucked. Nick We save her, we screw us, and vice versa. But think- who's worth saving here? Who's created this problem? Someone is gonna get hurt, Bryce. It's just a question of who. Lissa [to Nick] I've built up a certain tolerance for your fuck-ups. [Nick is reaching for the stolen note, which Lissa has hidden in her private parts] You could at least kiss me when you do that. Other Bad Ass Dude: Boy, you got a funny idea about chivalry. When me and my lady go driving, she always rides up front with me. Bad Ass Dude: What, you never fucked a friend before? Dialogue Bryce: She's sixteen. I mean, what 21-year-old carries around a fake ID saying she's 16? The girl downstairs is 16. Sixteen! I mean, it doesn't matter if she said no. It doesn't matter if she screamed yes, and had a notary public certify it; she's underage! It's statutory! If she presses charges, I will go to jail! Nick: So I guess a second date's out of the question, then, huh? Nick: You know, not everything in the world revolves around fucking. Bryce: No, just most things. Nick: We're fucked. Lissa: You're telling me. Nick: I thought you'd be an older guy. Bad Ass Dude: My profession don't promote career longevity. It's a young man's business. Nick: I love you. Lissa: Why do you think I'm doing this? Nick: I thought you were leaving. Lissa: I thought I was too. Then I realized I didn't have any money. Nick: [chuckles] Let's walk? Lissa: Where? Nick: Anywhere. Away from here. Taglines Relationships can be murder. Ever feel like the world is conspiring against you... You don't have to tell me where you've been... Everyone sucks, but us... keeping a relationship alive can be murder. Cast Josh Brolin - Bryce Alessandro Nivola - Nick Reese Witherspoon - Lissa Terrence Howard - Jimmy Jamie Marsh - Barry Rocky Carroll - Bad Ass Dude External links 0133412 Best Laid Plans best_laid_plans Best Laid Plans Category:1999 films Category:1990s American films Category:Crime films Category:Neo-noir Category:Thriller films