Only the Lonely (film)

Only the Lonely is a 1991 comedy film written and directed by Chris Columbus. It starred John Candy, Ally Sheedy, Maureen O'Hara and Anthony Quinn. The Man, The Woman, The Mother. Daniel "Danny" Muldoon [repeated line] Sometimes it's good to be a cop. Dialogue Rose: Oh, that's a lovely dress you wearing. Danny: Isn't it? Theresa: Oh, thank you! Rose: Even though it is a little big on top. Danny: Ma! Rose: Well, it is, you said so yourself. Danny: Ma! Theresa: No, no that's a problem I have, I'm not really that endowed on top. Danny: No, no, no, no, no. Rose: You're built like a thirteen year old boy. Rose: I had a Polack friend once. She was incredibly stupid... Danny: Don't do this, Ma. Rose: ...Julie Kapowski. She was the stupidest woman that I ever knew. She believed that black cows... [laughs] ...black cows squirted chocolate milk! Danny: [Danny has just scored a date with Theresa and runs into some funeral attendees] Yeah! Oh... sorry... but I just got lucky in there with a girl. [funeral attendees look shocked] Not in that way... she does everybody in there... not in that way. But she probably did that guy there... I gotta go. Nick Acropolis: Rose! Rose, I am trying again. Will you please accept these flowers? Rose: I don't want them. And I don't date Greeks. Nick Acropolis: You know, you and I could make each other so happy. Greek men are great lovers. Rose: And Greek men never bathe. Nick Acropolis: I bathe twice a day! Three times! When I do my sit-ups. Feel that stomach. Hard like an eighteen-year-old's. Come on, feel it! Rose: I'm not feeling anything of yours. Doyle: If I'd gotten married, I wouldn't be where I am now. Spats: In a tavern? Doyle: Free! Living like a king! Spats: You live at the Y. Danny: I'll pick you up at seven. Where do you live? Theresa: Here. Danny: With the stiffs? Theresa: Um, my father and I have an apartment upstairs. Danny: Oh! Yeah, sure! That's uh... convenient. Cast John Candy as Daniel "Danny" Muldoon Maureen O'Hara as Rose Muldoon Ally Sheedy as Theresa Luna Anthony Quinn as Nick Acropolis Jim Belushi as Salvatore "Sal" Buonarte Kevin Dunn as Patrick Muldoon Macaulay Culkin as Billy Muldoon Kieran Culkin as Patrick Muldoon, Jr. Milo O'Shea as Doyle External links 0102598 Only the Lonely Category:1991 films Category:1991 American films Category:American romantic comedy-drama films Category:Films directed by Chris Columbus