Cocaine Bear

Cocaine Bear is a 2023 American comedy horror thriller film, loosely based on a true story, about an American black bear that ingested a duffel bag full of cocaine in 1985. Directed by Elizabeth Banks. Written by Jimmy Warden. Inspired by true events. (taglines) Sari I am taking the f_ing children home! Syd When the plane's going down, the pilot knows where to dump our load and we just go and get it. They are gonna come after me, my family, if I don't get them every penny's worth. No, I'm not leaving without that cocaine! Henry I'd love to not remember this. But it kind of seems like the thing that stays with a man forever. That was so messed up. That little man was an expert on bears, but he didn't know that bear was the cocaine bear. Other News Anchor: Millions of dollars worth of cocaine fell from the sky this morning in Knoxville, Tennessee. Bob: Apex predator... high on cocaine... and you're going towards it? Eddie: The bear, it fucking did cocaine. A BEAR DID COCAINE! Elsa: We have such good luck in nature. Stache: It's like cocaine Christmas. Dialogue Henry: Have you ever done cocaine? Sari: What? Why do you ask? Henry: Just wondering if it has long term side effects. For the bear, of course, if it just did a little bit. Sari: Well, it could create habit for the bear. Henry: What if it never wanted to do it again? Sari: Oh, then it should be fine. But Mama and Papa bear would be very angry, because drugs, especially cocaine, are very, very bad. Henry: What if they never find out? Sari: Oh, Henry, we always find out. Peter: Nothing can distract me from making sure the entire biological community is safe for all our friends. Sari: Friends? Ranger Liz: He means animals. Peter: I don't like that word. Ranger Liz: He doesn't like to call them animals. Tom: [as the Cocaine Bear chases them] Shoot it! Shoot it! Damn it, not the tree, the big fucking bear! Ranger Liz: Shut up! Henry: Don't worry. Bears can't climb trees. Peter: Of course they can! Stache: We stashed it under a gazebo. Going back for it later tonight. Daveed: A gazebo? Stache: It's a pavilion-type structure. Daveed: I know what the fuck a gazebo is. Eddie: I didn't. Ponytail: You're going to shoot him? Ranger Liz: Hell yes I'm going to shoot him! He took a bite out of my ass! Taglines Inspired by true events. Get in line. Cast Kerri Russell — Sari O'Shea Jackson Jr. — Daveed Alden Ehrenreich — Eddie Christian Convery — Henry Brooklynn Prince — Dee Dee Isiah Whitlock Jr. — Bob Margo Martindale — Ranger Liz Ray Liotta — Syd Jesse Tyler Ferguson — Peter Aaron Holiday — Stache Kristofer Hivju — Olaf Hannah Hoekstra — Elsa Ayoola Smart — Officer Reba Kahyun Kim — Beth Scott Seiss — Tom Matthew Rhys — Andrew C. Thornton II External Links 14209916 Cocaine Bear Category:2023 films Category:2020s American films Category:Films set in Tennessee Category:Films set in Georgia (state) Category:Films about bears Category:Films about drugs Category:Films about cocaine Category:Films based on true stories Category:Comedy horror films Category:Crime films Category:Thriller films Category:Films directed by Elizabeth Banks