Mona the Vampire

Mona the Vampire is an American children's animated television series created by Sonia Holleyman. Episodes Attack of the Living Scarecrow/The Robot Babysitter [1.01] Mona: Good going, Fang. Mona: Okay, Fang, no more miss nice vampire. It's time to go with plan Z! It's really simple, Fang. Since Angela is controlling the Robot Babysitter by remote control, all I have to do is override her signal with my own remote control unit. This TV remote will do the job. Now, with a little bit of retuning, I'll control Belinda's robotic brainwaves. That way, she'll be my robot instead of Angela's. [alarmed meow] Mona: She's coming! The Whirling Void/There's No Place Like Gnome [1.04] Angela: That isn't what happened! Mona: Then what did happen to my vampire towel? Angela: Well... uh... The Skeleton Cowboy/The Men in Darksuits [1.07] Mona: Did Buckskin Bill come back and wreak his revenge? Mr. Parker: Sure. Bill's in town to rustle up horses, but I bet he'd also be tempted to grab himself a steer. Mona: But Dad, where am I gonna find a steer in this town? Mr. Parker: Well, why don't you just leave that me. The Vampire Hunter/The Sounds of Sirens [1.08] Miss Gotto: [to Mona] You are not a vampire, okay? You are Athena, Goddess of Wisdom. Angela: She's a goddess? Miss Gotto: Angela, be quiet and look pretty. Angela: But I always look pretty. Nicole: ? Miss Gotto's Haunted House/Cry of the Swamp Thing [1.12] Charley: Hey, open up! Flea Circus of Horrors/Shadow of a Doubt [1.18] Mona: I don't! Miss Gotto: Oh my goodness, those bites! Mona, you have to go see the nurse! Mona: Oh, could this get anymore humiliating? Mr. Parker: [reading] Please take care of whatever is biting your daughter! A note from the nurse? That does it. I'm getting out those flea bombs. Mona: But what about those weird chemicals that Mom warned us about? They could cause mutations or-- Mr. Parker: Mom won't be back till late tonight. By then, those fleas will be history! [Fang meows] Mr. Parker: Come on, everybody in the car! [?] Mr. Parker: Glad you could take Fang, Mr. Curry. You're the only groomer we know who bathes cats. Mr. Curry: Really? I wonder why. Mr. Parker: Well, I bet that took care of those fleas. Mona: Maybe. But there's no telling what mutations those chemicals unleashed. [Fang yowls] Sofa: Years of sitting on us! Leaning of us! Table: Now we'll put our feet up on you! Mona and Mr. Parker: Help! No! [Fang hisses] Mona: [sniffs] Well, the fumes are all gone... Maybe it'll be okay. But Mona the Vampire'll keep any eye on things tonight. [Fang meows] The Fortune Cookie/Pixies [1.19] Random The Billabong Bunyip/The Subhuman Substitutes [1.20] [low hum of chatter, machines clank and whir] Bruce: Think I pulled time cartilage. Charley: Hey, mister, where's the helium balloons? This is a grand opening, isn't it? Bruce: Call me Bruce. And sorry, no helium balloons here, mate. They're not ergonomically correct. Mona: The cotton candy tastes funny. Spitting Image/Fourth Dementia Funhouse [1.25] Mona: Fang, where are you? Ventrillo-Creeps/Monster Mobile [2.03] Random The Columbus Triangle/Soccer Sasquatch [2.04] Mona: Hey, big footman, come out, come out, wherever you are. Charley: ? Cyborg Phantas/Kitten of the Sea [2.05] Charley: ? The Baby Charmer/Monster Trash [2.11] Charley: Not as much garbage here as before, like when I found that cool wooden ironing board and that radio. And that broken radio. Now that was garbage. Mona: With the garbage collectors on strike most of the garbage is on the streets. [banging] [hammering] Lily: What's he doing? Charley: That's Mrs. Bryerson's grocery cart! Lily: And Officer Halcroft's helmet! Junkyard Joe: My creation. It's almost perfect. Cast Emma Taylor-Isherwood as Mona Parker Justin Bradley (1999–2002) and Evan Smirnow (2003) as Charley Bones Carrie Finlay as Lily Duncan Carole Jeghers as Mrs. Parker Marcel Jeannin as Mr. Parker Tia Caroleo as Angela Smith Oliver Grainger (1999–2002) and James Harbour (2003) as George Jamell Louis Negin as Reverend Gregory Gary Jewell (1999–2002) and Richard Dumont (2003) as Officer Halcroft Jennifer Seguin as Miss Gotto Category:1990s Canadian animated TV shows Category:American children's adventure TV shows Category:Comedy TV shows Category:Vampire TV shows Category:Disney Channel shows