Ed, Edd n Eddy (season 4)

The following is a list of quotes from the fourth season of Ed, Edd, n Eddy. An Ed In the Bush Eddy: Nice try, Double D. Edd: Stop, Oh Please No! Eddy: Okay, Double D, you can come out now. Edd: [screams] See No Ed Jimmy: This is the best day, no Ed, Edd or Eddy. Halluelah. Is There an Ed in the House? Ed: Have Mercy, depraved sibling! An Ed Is Born Eddy: See that loser? That's Kevin. He's the neighborhood dork. I have to slap him around every now and then, just to remind him who's boss. Edd: Eddy. Kevin: Neighborhood dork, huh? Hey, Double Dweeb, you getting this? Eddy: He collects underwear and gives it to the poor. Pretty stupid, huh bro? Slow down, Kevin, I was just kidding, stop, please! Ed: Hello, my name is Ed. Eddy: We're running out of ideas, Double D. Think of something that'll make me look good. Edd: Ed, you be careful with that! Oh, what do I care, it's his camera. Ed: Man the helms! Dive! Dive! [swallows the camera] Edd: Ed, what have you done? Open it. Open it. You should know better than to eat the camera. Just think what it will do to your digestive tract. Ed: Boy, I can't wait to see that part, Double D. Edd: Yes, well, let's not say we did, Ed. Eddy: C'mon, c'mon. I've got an impression to make, remember? One Size Fits Ed Eddy: Give me the cash. Edd: Eddy, taking note is a essential part of learning. Eddy: Are you touching my face? Edd: Oh, uh, yes, sorry. Eddy: I just learned something today, Double D. Edd: You have? Tell me, Eddy. Eddy: We should open up a weight loss clinic! I'll be rich! Pain in the Ed Rolf: Why is the Lady of Liberty looming over the cul-de-sac? Eddy: Eh, good riddance. Violins are for sissies. Why if I played an instrument, I get something manly, like a kazoo or something. Ed Overboard Lee: You've got a great personality. Besides, who needs good looks when you've got us? [When Edd removes a plaster from Ed's back] Edd: Is that a cookie? Ed: Yep. [eats it] Saved it. Edd: THAT IS THE MOST DISGUSTING, IRRATIONAL...It's nice to have you back, Ed. One of Those Eds Jimmy: See? That's my lucky quarter, Sarah. Rolf: Get away from there! This time, Rolf will be serious. Eddy: It's mine! I found the quarter! Kevin: Save your breath, losers. That's my quarter. Sarah: Take a hike! Jimmy found that quarter first. Ed: I found this shoe! Shoes for the taking, Double D! Eddy: Hands off my quarter! Edd: Your attention please! People! I may have a solution to everyone's dilemma! Jimmy: Hey everybody, let's be nice. Shush. Double D's got something to- Rolf: May the onion of agony soil your macaroon! [Kevin cracks his back] Rolf's back. It has been healed. Thank you, Kevin, but you are a nincompoop, as the coin is mine! Bugaboo! Kevin: Hey, lay off, it's mine! [Edd sounds an airhorn] Dude. Sarah: What are you trying to do, blow our heads off?! Edd: Crude, yet effective. Ed: If you smelt it, you dealt it, Eddy. Ed: What can you do, if you live in a shoe, and you ain't got no sole? They Call Him Mr. Ed Eddy: I almost up-chucked. Eddy: [answers the phone] Talk to me. [whistles a bit] Trade it. Buy it. Sell it. [hangs up] Ed: [jumping] Up! Up! Up! Eddy: Put some muscle into it, Ed! Ed: You got it, chief. And UP! [leaps straight up into the sky] Eddy, I'm coming! [crashes through the desk] I'm okay. For the Ed, By the Ed Rolf: The wooden board saved you from three evil witches and the creepy crawly? MAMA!!! THE FAIRY TALE THAT HAUNTS ROLF HAS COME TRUE!!! Little Ed Blue Eddy: [yelling] THAT'S IT! I've had it up to here WITH YOUR BAD MOOD! Crack a smile, bust a gut, BE HAPPY!!! [slaps Ed] Get over it. Ed: [roars and rips his unibrow into two] BIIIIIG TROUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!! A Twist of Ed Edd: Good golly almighty! What is that horrible odor?! Ed? Ed: Not I, Double D. Talk to Mister Stink Pot. Eddy: Hey, I had a Kanker hairball stuck in my shower. The Good Ole Ed Ed: Oh look, A flipper. Eddy: It's a spatula, stupid. Ed: I love pancakes! Eddy: Shut up and pour, lumpy. Your Ed Here Edd: If it makes you feel better I'll tell you my middle name. Eddy: Ok. Edd: Well, Eddy. My middle name, is Marion. Eddy: [laughs] Marion?! That's a girl's name! Thick as an Ed [Ed is dreaming] Ed: 1, 2, tie my shoe! 3, 4, shut the door! 5, 6, pick up sticks! 7, 8, lay them straight! 9, 10, a big fat hen! 11, 12... Eddy: Ed! [Ed is hit 3 times and wakes up] Get up, stupid! We're wasting time! Sorry, Wrong Ed Eddy: [answering the telephone] Hello? [gets sprayed] Edd: Oh, look Ed. A Skunk. Did you know in some parts it's also known as a polecat? Ed: Who stepped on a duck? Eddy: I say we test it. Edd: Test it? Ed: Like, mustard? Robbin' Ed Eddy: A techno-gizmo like this could cost you up to a million bucks, but for this special offer, you can have it for the low, low price of 25 cents! A Case of Ed Ed: It sounds like Sockhead, bonehead. Ed: [eating one of Edd's shoes] How long have you been a size 2? Edd: Size 2? But I've always worn a size 5 shoe, doctor. Eddy: Sounds like another symptom to me. Edd: CURSE THIS LACKADAISYCATHRO DISEASE!! Hand-Me-Down Ed [Edd takes his clothes off as he sweats in a weird way while holding the boomerang] Eddy: This ain't right! Edd: [takes his shorts off] Right on. Eddy: WHO ARE YOU?! [speeds to get a boomerang from Edd] Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Edd: [loses the boomerang] WHAT THE SAM HILL IS GOING ON HERE?! I'M NAKED!!! Run for Your Ed Eddy: Do something, will ya? Edd: I know just to do, Eddy. I little dab of soap will do the trick. Ed: And I'll go fetch the Kankers since they’re are whizzes at stuck fingers. Eddy: NO, WAIT! ED! Stiff Upper Ed Eddy: We're sinking! Edd: Lifeboats! We forgot to make lifeboats! Here's Mud in Your Ed Rolf: Today Rolf is forced to celebrate his country's traditional Thank You to the Noble Guardian Pigeon. Ed: Work that body, work that body, don't you hurt nobody. Stuck in Ed Edd: Gadzooks!! Do you see any jawbreakers? I certainly don't? Eddy: They're all gone! Say it ain't so Double D! Edd: I'm afraid we're too late, Eddy? Ed: Come out, come out, wherever you are Eddy: This is your fault! Admit it! If you do, I promise not to leave bruises. Kevin: Hey, you lovebirds, vamoose. Babysitting's over, 'cause I just scored big time. Later. Ed: You forgot to say 'dorks,' Kevin. Eddy: Did you see Kevin's pockets? They're bursting with cash, I tell ya. Edd: Let's hope for Kevin's sake those stitches don't tear. Wouldn't it be a shame if he were to lose that plentiful peck of pennies? Eddy: Yep. Edd: Yep? Is that all you have to say for yourself? Yep? No rash, nonsensical quip to defraud Kevin of his fortune? Eddy: Scam Kevin. That's what he said, right? I'm way ahead of you, Sockhead. Here's the plan, boys. Edd: Care to submit an idea for a scam, Jonny? Jonny: Wow. A scam? I don't know...How about this. Jonny and Plank's Penny Dance. A one, and a two- [begins to dance and sing] Pennies, pennies, I seek a penny, give me your pennies, I like the pennies... Edd: Um, Eddy, a tad eccentric, don't you think? Jonny: ...pennies, pennies, I seek a penny, who's got a penny- [Eddy kicks him into the sky] Whoo-ee! That smarts! Postcards from the Ed Eddy: Hey monobrow, give me a push will you? Ed: Can do, Eddy! But I cannot join you in your merriment for I am responsible for Plank's mommy and daddy. Hey, hold it one darn second there. Eddy: This is all your fault. They're all just hunks of wood, for Pete's sake. Edd: I wouldn't say that too loudly, Eddy. I think they're watching us. Ed: Make them go away, Double D! Make them go away! Eddy: Man, this is stupid. Take This Ed and Shove It Old Eddy: What happened to us, Double D? We look like turkeys. Old Edd: Calm down, Eddy. I'll let you shuffle. Old Eddy: I hate cribbage. I'm just a kid. Old Edd: [chuckles] Kid? Oh, Eddy. We haven't been kids in over 90 years. Old Eddy: 90 years?! Old Ed: Baby go wee-wee. [he and Edd laugh] Eddy: What lame-brained schmuck would throw away a perfectly good tricycle? External links Category:Ed, Edd n Eddy seasons