The Dukes of Hazzard (film)

The Dukes of Hazzard is a 2005 film about the Duke family of fictional Hazzard County, Georgia. Based on the hit television series that ran from 1979-1985, the story centers on the Dukes' efforts to save the family farm from the nefarious money-making schemes of Boss Hogg and his cronies. Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar Written by Jonathan Davis and John O'Brien Cousins. Outlaws. Thrillbillies. Taglines The Balladeer (actor Junior Brown) "Jesse Duke has been to two places in his life: Hazzard County and Korea. As far as he's concerned, that's one place too many." "When you're flying by the seat of your pants, nothing sounds better than a Plan B." Jesse Duke (actor Willie Nelson) "The only way I'm leavin' the ranch is in a wooden box!" Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bumped into this drunk, broke the clock. Guy said, "Why don't you watch where you're going." The drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wristwatch like everybody else." "An apple a day will keep the doctor away, darling." "Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it!" Roscoe P. Coltrane (actor M.C. Gainey) (To Cooter) "Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor!" Daisy Duke (actress Jessica Simpson) "I think something bounced up into my undercarriage." "Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Roscoe?" (Enos- At your farm) "Thank you Enos. That might be a new record." Mr. Prickett (To Daisy about his car) "She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine." Dialogue Jesse Duke: Know what happens when you give a politician Viagra? Luke Duke: No. Jesse Duke: He gets taller! Jesse Duke: You know why tornadoes and blonds are so much alike? Luke Duke: No. Jesse Duke: At first, there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house. Jesse Duke: Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? Luke Duke: No. Jesse Duke: You get a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye. Jesse Duke: You know why divorces are so expensive? Luke Duke: No. Jesse Duke: Because they're worth it! Sheev: Hmm, might be a wet fuse. Bo Duke: Maybe its backwards. Sheev: It's supposed to be backwards, it's a Chinese fuse. Bo Duke: No, I mean it's backwards from the way it's supposed to be. Sheev: Have you ever been to China? Have you ever been to China? Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once. Sheev: Yeah, well you don't blow up Mu Shu Pork my friend. Bo Duke: I dated a Korean girl in high school. Sheev: That is a totally different Oriental nation. Get an education! Bo Duke: You're the one who got the fuse wrong. Cast Johnny Knoxville as Luke Duke Seann William Scott as Bo Duke Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke Burt Reynolds as Boss Hogg Willie Nelson as Uncle Jesse Duke David Koechner as Cooter Davenport M.C. Gainey as Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane Michael Weston as Deputy Enos Strate Lynda Carter as Pauline James Roday as Billy Prickett Kevin Heffernan as Derek "Sheev" Sheevington Nikki Griffin as Katie-Lynn Johnson Jacqui Maxwell as Annette Alice Greczyn as Laurie Pullman Junior Brown as The Balladeer (narrator) Joe Don Baker as Governor Jim Applewhite Barry Corbin as Bill Pullman External links Category:2005 films Category:2000s American films Category:Action comedy films Category:Films based on television series Category:Films set in Georgia (state)