Love Don't Cost a Thing (film)

Love Don't Cost a Thing (stylized as Love Don't Co$t a Thing) is a 2003 teen comedy film about a brilliant but unpopular high school student (Alvin, played by Nick Cannon) who bribes the most popular girl (Paris, played by Christina Milian) to pretend to be his girlfriend. Directed by Troy Byer. Written by Troy Byer and Michael Swerdlick. Based on Can't Buy Me Love by Michael Swerdlick. Love Don't Co$t A Thing but it pays to be yourself Dialogue Alvin: [about Paris Morgan] She's like Frappuccino with hips. Walter: With mint hot fudge and mint whipped cream. Chuck: Clearly, Alvin's not masturbating enough. Walter: Well, thank God I don't have that problem. All right, holler at your people. [puts out hands for daps] Kenneth: [looks at Walter's hand] I'm not touching that. Alvin: [Alvin reads Paris' burnt Sean John jacket] "Sean Jo!" Kenneth: Could be Asian? Walter: [in a Japanese accent] Sean Jo. [regular voice] It smell like burnt Paris Morgan now. Kenneth: Yeah, that's how hot she is! Cast Nick Cannon as Alvin "Al" Johnson Christina Milian as Paris Morgan Kenan Thompson as Walter Colley Kal Penn as Kenneth Warman Al Thompson as Ted Steve Harvey as Clarence Johnson Kevin Christy as Chuck Mattock Sam Sarpong as Kadeem Russell W. Howard as Anthony Nichole Robinson as Yvonne Freeman Melissa Schuman as Zoe Parks Ashley Monique Clark as Aretha Johnson Vanessa Bell Calloway as Vivian Johnson Gay Thomas Wilson as Judy Morgan Elimu Nelson as Dru Hilton Reagan Gomez-Preston as Olivia External links 0337592 Category:2003 American films Category:2003 English-language films Category:Teen sex comedy films Category:American romantic comedy films Category:American musical comedy films Category:African-American comedy films Category:Films directed by Troy Beyer Category:American remake films