Saturday Night Live/Season 32

Hugh Laurie/Beck [32.4] Borat Sagdiyev: Alive from New York - home of the Jew - it's Saturday night! Julia Louis Dreyfus/Snow Patrol [32.15] Oprah (Maya Rudolph): (to Darfur refugee) Let's talk about this, Olessi. Why do you think things are going badly? Olessi Oneweeja (Kenan Thompson): Well, as you may or may not know, this region is four years into a brutal conflict which has claimed over 200,000 lives, the UN has refused to classify the conflict as a genocide, and while there is a current ceasefire, I don't think anyone thinks it's permanent. Oprah and Rhonda Byrne (Amy Poehler): Very negative thinking, very negative. Oprah: Secret! Rhonda: Olessi, I know this is hard for you to hear, but your outlook is what's hurting you. Olessi: No, I think it's the Janjaweed. Rhonda: No, it's you! Oprah: Olessi, did you get the copy of The Secret we sent? Olessi: Yes. Oprah: And? Did you read it? Olessi: No. Rhonda: Why not? Olessi: Because I ate it. Oprah: Well, digest every word. Shia LaBeouf/Avril Lavigne [32.17] Dakota Fanning: When I hear the word 'hotel', it invokes images of Hotel Rwanda about the Rwandan Genocide. Dylan Sprouse: Dakota, you're scaring us! Category:Saturday Night Live seasons