Lesbian Vampire Killers

Lesbian Vampire Killers is a 2009 horror-comedy film starring James Corden about the legend of Carmilla the Vampire Queen and her war with the villagers of Cragwich, Suffolk. Fletch The name's Fletch. Maybe it's just... that I don't like kids, y'know. (about Jimmy's hiking idea) That... is one of the shittiest ideas for a holiday I have ever heard! So... what're five beautiful girls like you doing out on a night like this? These girls are going to the exact same place we are going! (after the final battle) Completely fucking unbelivable! Jimmy McLaren Did you punch a girl? Let's go hiking. {to Trudi) That doesn't even make the slighest bit of sense! (after Fletch destroys his phone)What was that for? She has a pure spirit. (when the lesbian vampires are hovering at the door) So, all we need to do really is sit tight and wait 'til morning. I mean, it's not like we're going to say Hey, lesbian vampires, come into our cottage, is it? (realizes what he's done has invited them inside) Ah, shit. Carmilla the Vampire Queen If you strike me down, you shall bring about a curse to your daughters, and your daughters' daughters! And when I am struck down I shall rise again, more powerful than you can ever imagine! McLadden... Eva We are gathered here, under the light of the red Moon. It is time. Dialogue Jimmy: I have an idea. Fletch: Does it involve girls? Jimmy: An idea. Fletch: DOES IT INVOLVE GIRLS? Jimmy: Let's go hiking! Fletch: (bursts out laughing:) THAT... is one of the most depressingly shittiest ideas for a holiday I have ever heard! (opening narration) Narrator: At the dawn of the Roman era, our hamlet was beseiged by a beast. A creature from the deepest pits of Hades, born of the hatred of men, and the lust for women. Its name, Carmilla. Jimmy: Wherever it lands on the map, we'll go! (he throws his dart which lands somewhere in Suffolk) Fletch: (goes up to look) How do you pronounce that? Crags-wich? Crag-wich? Jimmy: I'll tell you what it is, it's called an A-D-V-N-T-U-R-E, my friend. Lotte: Do you like Carmilla? Jimmy: Uh, I dunno. Is that who it is? Lotte: Yes, Carmilla, the Vampire Queen. Jimmy: Vampire Queen? Lotte: Yes, but according to beliefs she's much more than your average vampire. She's rumoured to be over two thousand years old. Jimmy: So you believe in all that Dungeons & Dragons jumbo? Lotte: Oh, my family were very superstitious. Cast James Corden - Fletch Mathew Horne - Jimmy Paul McGann - The Vicar Emer Kenny - Rebecca (The Vicar's Daughter) Lucy Gaskell - Judi Louise Dylan - Anke Ashley Mulheron - Trudi Tiffany Mulheron - Heidi Vera Filatova - Eva Silvia Colloca - Camilla MyAnna Buring - Lotte Emma Clifford - Ms. Rossi Margarita Hall - (Daughter of darkness) External Links Category:Comedy horror films Category:British films Category:2009 films Category:LGBT-related films Category:Films about vampires