The ClueFinders 5th Grade Adventures: The Secret of the Living Volcano

The ClueFinders 5th Grade Adventures: The Secret of the Living Volcano is a computer game created by the Learning Company. Dialogue Joni: LapTrap, scoop up the artifact and head on back. LapTrap: (grumbling to himself) "Scoop up the artifact, LapTrap," "Fix the mini-sub, LapTrap," "Blow dry my hair, LapTrap." Sailor: Captain, a tsunami...headed right for us! Owen: Salami? Leslie: Not salami, tsunami! Captain: Hard to Port! Our only chance is to steer right into it! Owen: Dude, where's my board? Leslie: By all appearances, Owen and I are sequestered in a subterranean chamber with no apparent means of egress. LapTrap: (rolls eyes) Owen: She means we're stuck underground somewhere. Leslie: (grumbles) That's what I said! LapTrap: This island is creepy...or as they say in Paris "creepé." Santiago: LapTrap, you're afraid of those mechanical sheep you dream about. Joni: That looks like an American village from the Revolutionary War era. Santiago: But where are all the people? LapTrap: And where are all the T.U.R.T.L.E.'s? Joni: Who are you? Great CrypTile Thief: I'm the Great CrypTile Thief! I stole everybody's CrypTiles and buried them in my patch of dangerous trees. Santiago: Why are you locked in the pillory? Great CrypTile Thief: (dry) I got caught. (People are being sucked into moving holes, which giant flowers keep peeking out of) Leslie: That is the strangest floral behavior I have ever seen...well, maybe not the strangest. (As they fall down a tube, Joni, Santiago and LapTrap scream.) LapTrap: Wait a minute, why am I yelling? I can fly! Laptrap: Where are we? Leslie: Where are Joni and Santiago? Owen: I can't reach them on the radio. I hope they're okay. Joni: Wow! What is this place? Santiago: It's looks like were in the big old specimen lab. Joni: Hurry! This way! (Joni gasps and he saw Leslie's grandfather is imprisoned) Santiago: C-Captain Clark?!? Owen: Are you dudes alright? Joni: Get us out of here! Santiago: We're trapped in one of those containers. Joni: Leslie, we found your grandpa. He's... Santiago: A little tied up at the moment. You better get here quick! Leslie: We're on our way! Tobor: Spell words to create a safe path across. (presents them with letters from the CrypTile language) Owen: Not that crazy language again! Don't you have anything in English?! I'm really good at English. (letters are changed to the English alphabet) Owen: Why is it that everywhere we go we always find really large pits to cross? I've got to get a skateboard that flies. Leslie: Can you remind me why we keep Earthling brains frozen in our biospheric chambers? Eco: Sustenance; Earthling brains are served at the finest restaurants. Owen: Brains? They eat human brains? You'd better watch out, Leslie; they'll want your big brain for sure! Leslie: LapTrap, interface with this computer. LapTrap: I'd love to, but, uh, I'm having a bad shell day. Leslie: LapTrap! LapTrap: All right, all right. Kids! They've got no respect for their T.U.R.T.L.E.'s! External links Category:1999 video games