The Opening of Misty Beethoven

The Opening of Misty Beethoven is a 1976 American pornographic film that is a take-off of Shaw's play Pygmalion, about a sexologist who tries transforming a prostitute into a goddess of passion. Directed by Radley Metzger (as Henry Paris). Written by Jake Barns. She learned to swallow her pride... Misty Beethoven I'm gonna suck your cock like the inside of a ripe mango. Ripe mango, take two... Dialogue Seymour Love: What's your name? Misty Beethoven: Misty Beethoven. Seymour Love: Is that your real name? Misty Beethoven: No. It's not. I took it to sound more important. Seymour Love: What was it before? Misty Beethoven: Dolores Beethoven. Seymour Love: I should have guessed. Misty Beethoven: What's the biggest difference between New York and Rome? Seymour Love: There aren't as many Italians in Rome. Seymour Love: Misty, never forget the cock. As Hyman Mandel once said, "never let the fact that they are doing it wrong stop you from doing it right." Misty Beethoven: Who's Hyman Mandel? Seymour Love: I don't know. I read that on the men's room wall at the New York Athletic Club. Seymour Love: Hey! Hey, where are you going? You can't leave now. Stay, you can have Caesar! Misty Beethoven: Why would I want Caesar? I already have Napoleon. Seymour Love: Do you know why people have unsatisfactory sexual relations? Misty Beethoven: No. Seymour Love: Because they talk too goddam much. Cast Constance Money - Misty Beethoven Jamie Gillis - Dr. Seymour Love Calvin Culver (aka Casey Donovan) as Jacque Beudant, art dealer Jacqueline Beudant - Geraldine Rich Gloria Leonard - Barbara Terri Hall - Tanya Mark Margolis - unhappy man External links 0075018 The Opening of Misty Beethoven Category:Pornographic films Category:Sex comedy films Category:Gay-related films Category:1976 American films Category:1976 English-language films Category:American satirical films