Nathan Barley

Nathan Barley is a Channel 4 sitcom written by Charlie Brooker and Chris Morris, starring Nicholas Burns, Julian Barratt, Claire Keelan, Richard Ayoade, Ben Whishaw, Rhys Thomas and Charlie Condou. Season 1 Episode 1 Nathan Barley: It's been out for three weeks in Japan. Where's yours? Nathan Barley: His trousers fall down and there's like a piss stain on his pants. Check it out yeah, it is well bum. Nathan Barley: Peace and fucking. Believe. Nathan Barley: Bum. Keep it livid. Keep it dense, yeah? Nathan Barley: Check out my website, yeah? It's well fucking futile. Nathan Barley: Keep it chopped out, yeah? Nathan Barley: Check it out yeah, trashbat.co.ck, my web site. Dot cock yeah, registered in the Cook Islands. Nathan Barley: Wasp T12. It's got a massive number five 'cause it's the most common number. Nathan Barley: Futures, yeah? Nathan Barley: Keep it dusty. Nathan Barley: Twice in one day. Well coincimental. Nathan Barley: It's an online urban culture dispatch. Nathan Barley: I'm a self facilitating media node. Nathan Barley: Renegade production node. Nathan Barley: My desk, A.K.A.S. Main Hub. Nathan Barley: That is well jackson. Nathan Barley: OK, here's the credos. Trash, as in what's all around us... and... bat. Dan Ashcroft: They babble into hand-held twit machines about that cool email of the woman being bummed by a wolf. Dan Ashcroft: Welcome to the age of stupidity. Hail the rise of the idiots. Dan Ashcroft: Yeah, you're going to fuck an idiot. Dan Ashcroft: French, Italian, Spanish, Dutch, French... err ...Southern French. Danish. Ned Smanks: Yeah, well plastic. Ned Smanks: Keep it foolish. Ned Smanks: Trojan measure mate, Trojan measure. Toby Yeah, you pair of towels. Episode 2 Nathan Barley: Well cheeks, man, well cheeks. Nathan Barley: You should come to the party Friday, it'll be well jackson. Nathan Barley: You can come, you can come twice, you can come multiple times. Nathan Barley: You should come, dollsnatch. It's gonna be totally fucking Mexico. Dan Ashcroft: Shut up, fat arms. Episode 3 15Peter20: Hi, ho, hi. I'm 15Peter20 and I believe that pissing is like crying through your genitals. Episode 4 Nathan: I want a real special coffee today, yeah. Triple size, four shots in it, and the best foam you've ever squirted from your milky pumps. Doug: Debut album by the Veryphonics. It's actually induced the first of many nervous breakdowns... all of which I've chosen to ignore. Episode 5 Nathan: (as Claire walks away) Still jealous. It's a shame. Try to nip it in the bud really Claire. Makes you lose your looks. Your face has gone sour. Claire: Nathan. What is this saying about London's underclass? Nathan: They're... not all ugly? Mandy: (singing) Bad to have a bad uncle. Bad to have a bad uncle. Pain, pain of a monkey. Pain, pain of a monkey. Episode 6 Cast Nicholas Burns – Nathan Barley Julian Barratt – Dan Ashcroft Claire Keelan – Claire Ashcroft Richard Ayoade – Ned Smanks Ben Whishaw - Pingu Rhys Thomas - Toby Noel Fielding - Jones Spencer Brown - Rufus Onslatt Charlie Condou - Jonatton Yeah? David Hoyle - Doug Rocket Nina Sosanya – Sasha Kevin Eldon - Nikolai the Barber Julia Davis - Honda Poppet Benedict Cumberbatch - Robin External links 0426654 Category:Sitcoms Category:Single-camera sitcoms